You know you know when.......

[tboy]

With all these threads going on, I thought we could all share our "Captain Obvious" things.

For me, this morning....

You know your milk is outdated when:

You go to pour it into your cereal and it comes out in lumps!!!!

 

[Auggie]

You know you're boring when you read a book or magazine and your first thought is the typeface used. :???:

 

[Raiden]

You know you're fucked when you go outside and see a blue trail of water underneath your car.

 

[scotty]

keeping with a car theme

You know your not as cool as you hoped to let on
When you and the sp are looking for your car keys and you realize fuck I locked them in the car....

 

[Bubba]

You know that after all is said and done. We don't know enough :neutral:

 

[tboy]

You know you're boring when you read a book or magazine and your first thought is the typeface used. :???:

dude, now that's boring lol.....

 

[Nothingtodo]

You know you are too fat when you cannot see your dick when you pee.

 

[HOF]

You know you're pathetic when you're ready for bed at 11pm on a Friday night.

You know you're pathetic when you're you can't wait for Spring, so you can become porch people again.

This is life of Sillygirl my best friend in another country and myself in Hamilton.

 

[tboy]

You know you're pathetic when you're ready for bed at 11pm on a Friday night.

......

lol, that's not pathetic, that's just being old :he:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

You know you are getting old when you start growing hair every place but where you want it.

 

[HOF]

You know you are getting old when you start growing hair every place but where you want it.

Oh shit, add that to my list.

 

[tboy]

You know you are getting old when you start growing hair every place but where you want it.

LOL To quote bill crystal: my hair is going south.....I've got more hair in my ears and on my back then on top of my head!!!!

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

You know your mind is elsewhere when you throw your dirty socks in the toilet instead of the laundry hamper.

 

[tboy]

You know your mind is elsewhere when you throw your dirty socks in the toilet instead of the laundry hamper.

lol dude, that's FUNNY!

You know you're a bachelor when you smell your clothes to see if you can get one more day outta them......

 

[SillyGirl]

You know you're pathetic when you're ready for bed at 11pm on a Friday night.

You know you're pathetic when you're you can't wait for Spring, so you can become porch people again.

This is life of Sillygirl my best friend in another country and myself in Hamilton.

You stayed up till 11???

Impressive. :tongue:

 

[Trump]

You know you're messed up when you let one rip, cup your hand to your ass and bring it to your nose for a whiff!!:gasp:

 

[papasmerf]

Should I find that odd?

 

[Dan]

You know you're caught when you find your wife going through your cell phone and has a look of death on her face.

 

[Chunky]

you know you're in trouble with the first squirt comes out and you look down and see the toilet seat still down. :whip: