you know you're getting old when....

[tboy]

you see an sp say something about cookies in the title of her ad and you think:

COOKIES? oh man I hope they're oatmeal chocolate chip!!! lol......oh wait, sp, I'm supposed to be thinking about fucking....hehehehe

 

[Cycleguy007]

you see an sp say something about cookies in the title of her ad and you think:

COOKIES? oh man I hope they're oatmeal chocolate chip!!! lol......oh wait, sp, I'm supposed to be thinking about fucking....hehehehe

Depends on the cookie cutters I suppose...

:tongue: :he:

 

[tboy]

Funny, I'm a sucker for oatmeal or macadamian nut cookies. I gave a customer a 20% discount on a job once because she got me 6 tim horton's cookies every day.

Now you may think, holy crap, but they're a buck a piece, x 5 days, that's $30.00 per week and I was there for about 5 weeks....so it basically worked out the same and I got cookies!!!! lol

 

[Cycleguy007]

Funny, I'm a sucker for oatmeal or macadamian nut cookies. I gave a customer a 20% discount on a job once because she got me 6 tim horton's cookies every day.

Now you may think, holy crap, but they're a buck a piece, x 5 days, that's $30.00 per week and I was there for about 5 weeks....so it basically worked out the same and I got cookies!!!! lol

Apparently Charlie Girl wants cookies too...

https://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?10423-YOU-Bring-The-COOKIES...I-LL-Bring-The...

LOL! :???:

 

[Beenthere123]

you know you're getting old when....

When you don't always wake up with a hard on. :frown:

 

[SillyGirl]

"Free Mobility Assessment" in the mail from the Scooter Store. :frown:

 

[SillyGirl]

Uh-oh, someone's planning on the early bird special.

 

[Esquire]

You don't use the exact # of candles for your birthday cake.

 

[smylee52]

You know you're getting old when.....

People realize that comb over really starts inside your ear .

.

 

[Blue-Spheroid]

People realize that comb over really starts inside your ear.

Mine starts from the middle of my back.

 

[Guido]

Your toes nails are yellow and your balls hang down to your knees.

 

[SillyGirl]

Your toes nails are yellow and your balls hang down to your knees.

Maybe you could try one of these...

[video]https://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/766637/[/video]


:tongue:

 

[forestgrumpy]

You don't use the exact # of candles for your birthday cake.

Only women do that, i think.

 

[Raiden]

Since I am only 29 I can't answer this question.:drunk:

 

[Senor Gomes]

When you don't always wake up with a hard on. :frown:

Not this spic. I get my usual wood every morning. Lord I owe you one.

 

[tboy]

Since I am only 29 I can't answer this question.:drunk:

I hate to break it to you but teens think you're OLD lol....so it's all relative.

 

[smylee52]

You know you are getting old when -

you ask her to do a handstand so you can just drop it in .