You wake up as the opposite sex for one day.

[Chloe Croft]

Chicks looking for cock Funky & Music

Yeah.....

 

[Enough]

I want to be the panties.

 

[Lorenzo]

God told me to come here.

 

[Wanker]

Me takes this class.

https://www.tumblr.com/video/ig-32/132501172561/700/

 

[Bubba]

Do you really want to wake up like Guido?.

 

[Raiden]

Do you really want to wake up like Guido?.

:LMAO:

If I woke up as a woman I'd be crying because I'd be missing my best friend Dickhead...He's been with me for years, my go to little friend when I've had to mark territory, paint the snow yellow, test the performance of different shop vac models and just work out my right arm every once in a while.

 

[Got Talent]

Hire a top lawyer for future divorces.

 

[peace]

lol

 

[Prick]

lol

Did Peace's last for a month?.

 

[Hitter]

I would want to make sure my vagina doesn't look like a Big Mac.

 

[Boing]

Apparently there's a market.....




and....


Houston reportedly sold her labia for an estimated $50,000 according to online auction, Erotic Bid.

I quit.

 

[Beached]

If I woke up the opposite sex the first thing I would do is purchase a rainbow bumper sticker.

 

[Lovetherise]

I would hire the top lawyer to standby for my next divorce.

 

[ReservoirDog]

Stay in bed all day while taking numbers of who is next.

 

[Wise Guy]

Spend the whole day bitching on the phone with my friends about my SO.

 

[nntsci]

See Amy, you'd never cut it as a man. Our cum shots are limited to maybe 2 to 4 a day depending on age. 1 only if you're over 40.

Hey, I'm in my 50s, I can do 3 in a day.

If I was a woman for a day (God please please please make me a beautiful woman), I'd definitely make an effort to experience multiple organisms, and then get someone to fix my computer... lol.

 

[Poroit]

I would dress sexy all day.

 

[WhiteLion]

Hey, I'm in my 50s, I can do 3 in a day.

If I was a woman for a day (God please please please make me a beautiful woman), I'd definitely make an effort to experience multiple organisms, and then get someone to fix my computer... lol.

Just don't get involved in a threesome.

Naked woman having orgasm plunges from balcony during 'threesome from hell' - then lover breaks bones trying to help - Mirror Online

 

[Beached]

I would use my superior intellegence and multi tasking abilties to solve world hunger, create an everlasting peace and get my nails done.

 

[nntsci]

Just don't get involved in a threesome.

Naked woman having orgasm plunges from balcony during 'threesome from hell' - then lover breaks bones trying to help - Mirror Online

LOL... my recent threesome involved no injuries.