You want to get laid more often?. Find some ugly friends.

[Candyman]

True that.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science...er-looking.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

 

[bolt.upright]

Is that why everyone wants to hang out with me? Damn. I thought it was my sparkling personality!

 

[Boing]

I am going to decline their invitations from now on unless they pay me.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Why do you think Rai is the first guy we call when we want to go clubbing?.

 

[Admiral]

Candyman, you should get lots or requests from your friends.

 

[God]

You don't looks that bad, Candyman. Maybe a haircut can help.