Your first child has arrived.

[Godson]

He-she is now old enough to be tought.

What is the first thing you will teach him?.

 

[McGuinty]

Vote Liberal.

 

[Coxwell]

Teach him respect for his mom by setting an example.

 

[HoneyBee]

say no to drugs
:-Cool/"

 

[Dan]

Teach him respect for his mom by setting an example.

Perfectly said.

 

[BEER]

Don't do this.

 

[RAWD]

Teach him respect for his mom by setting an example.

+1

I went through a tough time in my life shortly after my son was born. I had a lot of things going one in my life, at home and with a then-close friend. One of the things I struggled with was thinking "Geez, I hope he DOESNT turn out like me."

From there, it was pretty easy to figure out what I did want my son to learn!

 

[Admiral]

Don't take things for granted.
Don't believe everything they tell you.
Don't fall for scams. Ask your elders for advice.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Just because they offer you advice it doesn't mean they know better than you.

 

[BuzzSaw]

Sign a prenuptial before you get married.

 

[Bubba]

Walk with your head up high. You may not be smart to know what it means but we do.

 

[Guido]

Always carry a condom.

 

[HOF]

Sign a prenuptial before you get married.

+1

Better yet, don't get married, just have one night stands.

 

[Curly]

say no to drugs
:-Cool/"

Is it too late for you Hmmmmmm

 

[RAWD]

If it's too good to be true...it probably is!

 

[TINY]

Procrastrination is for losers.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Never ever take yourself seriously.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

He-she is now old enough to be tought.

What is the first thing you will teach him?.

Spelling.

 

[RAWD]

Losers do their best.

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

 

[Blank_Dave]

You are an accident, and will be treated as such.

Trust no one, they will lie to you, use you, and betray you.

Emotions are like your appendix. Sure you have them, but they serve no purpose. So it's best to be rid of them ASAP.

Better learn to run real fast, boy, those wolves look real hungry.