Your New Year's resolutions?

[Blank_Dave]

Add a couple to that

Listen more to my instincts. Might mean missing some opportunities, but if it doesn't 'feel' right, or I don't feel like it.....

Work on my confidence and esteem....Now there's a tough one.

 

[SillyGirl]

Quit smoking without gaining weight. No, that's unrealistic. 5 lbs, max. sigh I can gain 5 lbs just from thinking about not smoking. I'm afraid....here comes FatGirl.

No more fucking men whose last names I do not know.

I think that's enough.

 

[LickingGravity]

Cut my drinking down from a bottle plus of wine per day, everyday to same amount 3 days a week. Note: none of this involves driving now, this is just me not being used to being alone at home.

 

[Blank_Dave]

Quit smoking without gaining weight. No, that's unrealistic. 5 lbs, max. sigh I can gain 5 lbs just from thinking about not smoking. I'm afraid....here comes FatGirl. No more fucking men whose last names I do not know..

Now SillyGirl, most of the guys here would still be more than happy to fuck you. They'd just give you a fake last name.

 

[Insertion]

SG, I will accept up to a 10LB weight gain. My name is Insertion Delaeatyou and I'm pleased to meet you. When should I stop by for a drink?:toocool:

 

[a 1 player]

Quit smoking without gaining weight. No, that's unrealistic. 5 lbs, max. sigh I can gain 5 lbs just from thinking about not smoking. I'm afraid....here comes FatGirl.

No more fucking men whose last names I do not know.

I think that's enough.

Player is my last name... Do I meet all necessary qualifications now?

 

[Curly]

Like everyone else I'm starting my diet.

 

[Art Mann]

I resolve to consume all that left-over extra booze I bought for holiday company.

 

[Dan]

I resolve to consume all that left-over extra booze I bought for holiday company.

That makes sense, there's no use letting good booze go to waste.

 

[Art Mann]

Willing to share, Dan ... if you want to line up Melanie and Barbara for a private party

 

[Madman]

Willing to share, Dan ... if you want to line up a Melanie and Barbara for a private party

You're good, careful Dan! :rofl1:

 

[SillyGirl]

A brief rant about not smoking

A brief rant about not smoking

I'm really, really bad at not smoking. I keep telling myself that most of this angst is all in my head and there's no reason to even be stressed since I'm wearing a patch, it's really not that I've quit anything, I've just changed my nicotine-delivery system which shouldn't be a big deal, right? No big deal at all. No big fucking deal. No reason for tension and nightmares and bad sleep. Ok maybe stopping weed at the same time wasn't the smartest idea I've ever had, but hey if you're gonna be a bear you should be a grizzly right? and taking up drinking is definitely not a good idea, but I went to the liquor store anyway just in case. and muscle relaxers should be reserved for when I really need them, not just to take the edge off, well at least my back hurts tonight so I really need them and maybe I can get some fucking sleep for a change! and the mind-games I play with myself are so stupid, how do I convince myself that the only way i can possibly quit smoking is with a pack in the house? that's bullshit, if they're here I will smoke them, there is no other real reason to have cigarettes here.

I'm a fucked-up mess!

 

[a 1 player]

Get laid or rub one out. It takes the edge off.

 

[SillyGirl]

Get laid or rub one out. It takes the edge off.

oh don't even get me started about my favorite toy which is BROKEN for no reason at all! no reason, just stopped working for no reason at all!!! and yes before some smart-ass feels compelled to ask, I did change the batteries and it still won't work for no reason at all!!

ggrrrrrrrrr.....

 

[-b]

oh don't even get me started about my favorite toy which is BROKEN for no reason at all! no reason, just stopped working for no reason at all!!! and yes before some smart-ass feels compelled to ask, I did change the batteries and it still won't work for no reason at all!!

ggrrrrrrrrr.....

Hon, send me your address I will send you a Canadian Model......
It will make your toes curl.......:toocool: Oh I don't come with Batteries.....

You can do it......I know you can.....:girlkiss:

 

[Ang]

I made a New's Years resolutions years ago to never make another resolution..I never stick with them.:sad:....I just change as I see fit

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I resolved to bring more calm into my life and avoid drama.
I also resolved to refuse any more invites to events wherein the invitation contains the caveat "You have to come, its family"