Culioneros
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Start taking depression meds. Enter therapy. Turn off all lights and live in the dark 24/7. Get a sex change. Update the will. Hide most of the money. Hire a hitman. Buy lots of guns and ammo. Start wearing a suicide vest full time. Convert to Islam. Raise an army of apocalypse doomsday zombies only I can control using nothing but my mind and Nutella. Practice 'rampaging' in my backyard. Cancel the church bake sale. Quit my community theater production of 'Annie' (they can get another fucking Annie, I don't care anymore, because the sun definitely will not come out again tomorrow!) Get a face tattoo. File my teeth down to look like a great white shark. Stop recycling my trash. Shave off my eyebrows but grow my nose hair down to my knees. Start eating spicy indian food every day so my breath stinks unbearably all the time. Reduce sex with wife to only 5 times per week. Hide her vibrators for other two days. The usual stuff....