Your Top 3 Favourite Movie Quotes

[Inexsis]

What are your all-time top 3 movie quotes?

AMERICAN PIE
Steve Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking use them!


The 40 Year Old Virgin

Hope you got a big trunk, cause i am putting my bike in it.


Die Hard

John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

 

[Bill The Pirate]

BIlly Crystal to Gregory Hinds in Running scared.......

"and I'm going to give you $5000.00 ....................... I lied !"

 

[GenevieveLajoie]

"You can't handle the truth" — A Few Good Men


"Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot" — Clerks


From Wag the Dog:

Winifred Ames: Why Albania?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: Why not?
Winifred Ames: What have they done to us?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: What have they done FOR us? What do you know about them?
Winifred Ames: Nothing.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: See? They keep to themselves. Shifty. Untrustable.

 

[Doggie]

Airport:

" There is no reason to be alarmed and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, Is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

 

[illico]

From Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof:

Stuntman Mike: "There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel."

Kim: "Before you can claim a nigga, you got to claim a nigga. And you can start by giving the motherfucker a handjob in the back of the van on Tuesday."

 

[Cycleguy007]

Gen already took one of my favs! (From Clerks)

This IMHO is the very best delivery of an f-shot on film:



And the last line in this scene:

 

[Ang]

Gen already took one of my favs! (From Clerks)

This IMHO is the very best delivery of an f-shot on film:



And the last line in this scene:

LOL...that's a good one...if I were a woman I'd love to do that...LOL

 

[Cycleguy007]

LOL...that's a good one...if I were a woman I'd love to do that...LOL

What... fake an orgasm? Ya... not exactly something a guy can get away with.. or even worry about! LOL But then again, we don't need to! LOL :tongue:

 

[JackassJack]

‘If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!’
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

 

[SillyGirl]

Spaceballs

Spaceballs

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon!

 

[smylee52]

Travis Bickle - You talking to me

Don Corleone - I will make him an offer he can't refuse .

Tony Montana - Say hello to my little friend .


Andy Kaufman - You don't know the real me.
Girlfriend - There is no real you .
Andy - Oh yeah right !

 

[Zachy]

This is my favorite!!!

This is my favorite!!!

Hancock:

Hancock: All of you people, blocking the intersection, you're all idiots.
Rail Crossing Crowd #1: You're the one that threw the dude's car at her. And what's with the train?
Rail Crossing Crowd #2: Why didn't you just go straight up in the air with the car? You've obviously injured that poor woman.
Rail Crossing Crowd #3: She's right. She should sue you.
Hancock: Okay. Well, you should sue McDonald's, 'cause they fucked you up.

 

[RayFinkel]

Backyard Boys







"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Take my cock"

"Ya Ya Ya give it to me, you FUCK!"

"I'm gonna cum on your face, you fucking asshole cocksucker"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!" "Here cums the fun sauce, fag face" Ahhhh!

"You like that?"

"You fucking cock face faggot?"

 

[Raiden]

I'll be back!



Live for nothing or die for something




and my favorite SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!

 

[lagavulin]

#1

Pacino gets going at 0:50
Among the many great quotes in this one clip
"You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is, you fucking child"

 

[Northpole]

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
The Naked Gun 2 1/2 (1991)

Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice.
Horse Feathers (1932)

 

[train]

Bucket List 2007
Nicholson:Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
Freeman: I'll remember that when I start "decrepitating" sir.

and from the same movie as he is puking his guts out after a chemo treatment

Nicholson :Somewhere, some lucky guy's having a heart attack
(PS Only people who have undergone treatment would appreciate the last one)

 

[Mineshaft]

The Princess Bride

The Princess Bride


Inconceivable!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Stop saying that!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Why won't my arms move?

You've been mostly dead all day.

Let me 'splain...no, there is too much...let me sum up.

Fezzik: You just shook your head. That doesn't make you happy?
Westley: My brains, his steel, and your strength against 60 men and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmmm?

 

[RAWD]

"Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go home and f*&k the prom queen".

Mason (Sean Connery) in The Rock.


btw, Mineshaft, great scenes! Princess Bride is one of my ATF movies. I still bust a gut now even after having seen it two dozen times!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Real Genius
Kent: Well you won't get away with this! Doctor Hathaway's gonna hear all about this. You'll rue the day!
Chris Knight: "Rue the day?" Who talks like that?

Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now...
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.

Susan: Jerry?!
Hathaway: [to Susan] Take a cab.
Chris: [to Susan] So I guess you’ll...hammer later?