crackerjack
Reviewer
- Joined
- Dec 21, 2009
- Messages
- 135
Men.
Strange lot we are. We spend nine months of our lives trying to get out,,,,and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. So when this EI chick appeared on the radar it does not take a Mensa membership to determine which option my little minister of sinister (aka Lil’Head) prefers. Wrangled an appointment with the intended victim and without further adieu,,,,stuffed the boy into a pair of trousers and hiked ‘er out the front porch in a jiffy.
https://hotpinklist.com/zahra/
Found the room without a hitch and stepped into a darkened lair of lust. Behold a young thing tucked coyly behind the door – hesitant to appear. After the x-ray vision adjusted to the dimness,,,, zoomed in on a chick sporting SERIOUS cleavage and a frilly lil pair of high cuts recently shoplifted from Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret. Dispensed with the usual greetings, dropped me knickers and the donation,,,,, bolted for the bathroom. Polished the rocket to a metro-sexual lustre and bee-lined it back to the room to find Zahra awaiting my spic ‘n span arrival. Small talk ensued as she unleashed the ‘girls’ from their lacey confines. Moved in for a DFK kill but she pursed her lips tighter than a bull’s butt at fly time. Obviously not wishing to engage my pucker. A second attempt with LFK was met with equal resistance. WTF???!!! Petted and primed her hoping to break through but even Lk was thwarted. No way was my tongue about to tickle her tonsils.
(fortunately I thrive on rejection)
Pulled her onto the mattress where the naughty fingers could get better traction. Those titties felt AAAAhhhmazing!. Allowed the digits lustful wandering on down to her nether region followed up with depraved tongue actions. Applied copious amounts of finger phucking to her mildred all the while suckling those nips. Her moistness and subdued moans spurred on Lil’Head. Witnessing the boy’s vertical expression of a horizontal desire; she slapped the cock wrap ‘round the lad and buried the lil nookie-nosher in the back of her throat. CBJ did not last long before she mounted my little stick pony and began to slowly hump little goo head. Talk about pecker inspiring watching those ample boobies mercilessly gyrating before me. With both globes within licking distance, I groped, manhandled, squeezed, mouthed the twins with impropriety.
Switch-eroo’d for a mission in mish and furiously pumped her twat. She forewarned me of the time,,,again. Only mere moments left for doggy. As she presented that derriere extraordinaire ,,,,eased the little creep sssslllooowwwlllyy betwixt the blooms of her secret garden. Nanoseconds later the boy blew a lovely wad of pollination in her snatch. Toppled over exhausted on the bed,,,, assuming/hoping she would curl up beside me for some ‘après ski’ cock talk.
WWWRRROONNNNGGG!!!
Instead, she hopped outta the sack to grab some anti baby-batter wipes. Forcefully back-handed me one in the manner of “CLEAN UP YOUR OWN PHUCKING MESS’.
Gentlemen: By the numbers
Face: 7
GND East Indian type without show stopping good looks. Not a head turner imho. Just your average chocolate chip chick next door. Possessed dark eyes accented with loooonnnggg wirey black hair reaching for the crack in her ass. What she lacks in heart stopping facial beauty,,,,sure makes up in the next category…….
Body: 8.5
In a word,,, SSSWWWWEEETTT!!!!
Guesstimating 5’4”, 120ish lbs of feminine perfection dipped in molasses. All tight curves wedged into a package built for sinnin’. She sported a lovely (and firm) set of lip smacking D-cuppers topped off with thick .44 calibre nipples that I could not get enough of. A tiny waist flared out into womanly hips made for birthin’ babies,,,,,, and man’s pleasure. Also noted - one ass-tastic ass firm enough to skip a rock offa. No piercings; however; that bod was not a totally blemish free blank canvas. There were a couple tramp stamps defacing an otherwise fine figure.
Personality: 6
Probably a nice enough chick outside the subculture but not terribly interactive overall. Displayed a diminutive nature and low keyed attitude. Quite intelligent in spite of the lack of conversation pre or post coitus. Felt a slight chill in her air of indifference. Suspect she would have rather been shoe shopping than cock hopping.
Session (GFE/PSE Fun Factor): 5
Can be summed up in one word: PASSIONLESS
Not the high octane, bodice-ripping, GFE experience I was anticipating. Conversely; the boy and I did not encounter an Amityville horror either but without the requisite chemistry or intensity on her part,,,, it is hard to get past a no hits, no runs type encounter. Nevertheless; the phucking was REAL SWELL. Served the most primitive of needs.
Facilities: 7
Yawn! Nothing to rave about here. Tired décor in an average neighbourhood. Reasonably hygienic without any unsightly pecker tracks in the sheets or skid marks across the towels.
Losses:
Chucked $120hh for $80 worth of service. Overpriced for some sheet staining fun.
Repeat:
Risk another C-note? HELL NOT (EXPLETIVE! EXPLETIVE!). Zilch “Hello/Goodbye” factor; ie, no kiss, no hug, not even a pat on the ass out the door did I warrant. HHMMPPFFF!!! Hence, price of admission does not merit a second sortie.
Closing Arguments:
DFK – nada
LFK – zilch
LK – not a hint
Now let me be clear as a glass of gin. At no time was Zahra rude or projected that ‘holier-than-thou’ fembot attitude. Also in her defense,,,at least she did not resort to the dreaded head turn during my solo advances in trading spit. However; imho, she could put a wee bit ,,,,errrr,,,,,,major bit of “girlfriend” back in GFE as her GFE skills are slightly less rare than a Sasquatch sighting.
Grieves me to admit,,,, was a mild session with a young lady offering counterfeit intimacy and permissiveness without affection but no real substance; ie, intensity, chemistry, lust. Ok, it is a business but man ‘o man I’m an endorphin junkie who needs his rush by the end of the half-hour. It just did not happen (Sigh!).
Sooooooooo,,,if you are in dire need to get the horn scraped,,,,and don’t mind an overdose of deep meaningless sex at arm’s length,,,,she’s your girl.
Gentlemen, it’s the kid’s inheritance. Be careful out there!
Good day and good farmin’
Strange lot we are. We spend nine months of our lives trying to get out,,,,and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. So when this EI chick appeared on the radar it does not take a Mensa membership to determine which option my little minister of sinister (aka Lil’Head) prefers. Wrangled an appointment with the intended victim and without further adieu,,,,stuffed the boy into a pair of trousers and hiked ‘er out the front porch in a jiffy.
https://hotpinklist.com/zahra/
Found the room without a hitch and stepped into a darkened lair of lust. Behold a young thing tucked coyly behind the door – hesitant to appear. After the x-ray vision adjusted to the dimness,,,, zoomed in on a chick sporting SERIOUS cleavage and a frilly lil pair of high cuts recently shoplifted from Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret. Dispensed with the usual greetings, dropped me knickers and the donation,,,,, bolted for the bathroom. Polished the rocket to a metro-sexual lustre and bee-lined it back to the room to find Zahra awaiting my spic ‘n span arrival. Small talk ensued as she unleashed the ‘girls’ from their lacey confines. Moved in for a DFK kill but she pursed her lips tighter than a bull’s butt at fly time. Obviously not wishing to engage my pucker. A second attempt with LFK was met with equal resistance. WTF???!!! Petted and primed her hoping to break through but even Lk was thwarted. No way was my tongue about to tickle her tonsils.
(fortunately I thrive on rejection)
Pulled her onto the mattress where the naughty fingers could get better traction. Those titties felt AAAAhhhmazing!. Allowed the digits lustful wandering on down to her nether region followed up with depraved tongue actions. Applied copious amounts of finger phucking to her mildred all the while suckling those nips. Her moistness and subdued moans spurred on Lil’Head. Witnessing the boy’s vertical expression of a horizontal desire; she slapped the cock wrap ‘round the lad and buried the lil nookie-nosher in the back of her throat. CBJ did not last long before she mounted my little stick pony and began to slowly hump little goo head. Talk about pecker inspiring watching those ample boobies mercilessly gyrating before me. With both globes within licking distance, I groped, manhandled, squeezed, mouthed the twins with impropriety.
Switch-eroo’d for a mission in mish and furiously pumped her twat. She forewarned me of the time,,,again. Only mere moments left for doggy. As she presented that derriere extraordinaire ,,,,eased the little creep sssslllooowwwlllyy betwixt the blooms of her secret garden. Nanoseconds later the boy blew a lovely wad of pollination in her snatch. Toppled over exhausted on the bed,,,, assuming/hoping she would curl up beside me for some ‘après ski’ cock talk.
WWWRRROONNNNGGG!!!
Instead, she hopped outta the sack to grab some anti baby-batter wipes. Forcefully back-handed me one in the manner of “CLEAN UP YOUR OWN PHUCKING MESS’.
Gentlemen: By the numbers
Face: 7
GND East Indian type without show stopping good looks. Not a head turner imho. Just your average chocolate chip chick next door. Possessed dark eyes accented with loooonnnggg wirey black hair reaching for the crack in her ass. What she lacks in heart stopping facial beauty,,,,sure makes up in the next category…….
Body: 8.5
In a word,,, SSSWWWWEEETTT!!!!
Guesstimating 5’4”, 120ish lbs of feminine perfection dipped in molasses. All tight curves wedged into a package built for sinnin’. She sported a lovely (and firm) set of lip smacking D-cuppers topped off with thick .44 calibre nipples that I could not get enough of. A tiny waist flared out into womanly hips made for birthin’ babies,,,,,, and man’s pleasure. Also noted - one ass-tastic ass firm enough to skip a rock offa. No piercings; however; that bod was not a totally blemish free blank canvas. There were a couple tramp stamps defacing an otherwise fine figure.
Personality: 6
Probably a nice enough chick outside the subculture but not terribly interactive overall. Displayed a diminutive nature and low keyed attitude. Quite intelligent in spite of the lack of conversation pre or post coitus. Felt a slight chill in her air of indifference. Suspect she would have rather been shoe shopping than cock hopping.
Session (GFE/PSE Fun Factor): 5
Can be summed up in one word: PASSIONLESS
Not the high octane, bodice-ripping, GFE experience I was anticipating. Conversely; the boy and I did not encounter an Amityville horror either but without the requisite chemistry or intensity on her part,,,, it is hard to get past a no hits, no runs type encounter. Nevertheless; the phucking was REAL SWELL. Served the most primitive of needs.
Facilities: 7
Yawn! Nothing to rave about here. Tired décor in an average neighbourhood. Reasonably hygienic without any unsightly pecker tracks in the sheets or skid marks across the towels.
Losses:
Chucked $120hh for $80 worth of service. Overpriced for some sheet staining fun.
Repeat:
Risk another C-note? HELL NOT (EXPLETIVE! EXPLETIVE!). Zilch “Hello/Goodbye” factor; ie, no kiss, no hug, not even a pat on the ass out the door did I warrant. HHMMPPFFF!!! Hence, price of admission does not merit a second sortie.
Closing Arguments:
DFK – nada
LFK – zilch
LK – not a hint
Now let me be clear as a glass of gin. At no time was Zahra rude or projected that ‘holier-than-thou’ fembot attitude. Also in her defense,,,at least she did not resort to the dreaded head turn during my solo advances in trading spit. However; imho, she could put a wee bit ,,,,errrr,,,,,,major bit of “girlfriend” back in GFE as her GFE skills are slightly less rare than a Sasquatch sighting.
Grieves me to admit,,,, was a mild session with a young lady offering counterfeit intimacy and permissiveness without affection but no real substance; ie, intensity, chemistry, lust. Ok, it is a business but man ‘o man I’m an endorphin junkie who needs his rush by the end of the half-hour. It just did not happen (Sigh!).
Sooooooooo,,,if you are in dire need to get the horn scraped,,,,and don’t mind an overdose of deep meaningless sex at arm’s length,,,,she’s your girl.
Gentlemen, it’s the kid’s inheritance. Be careful out there!
Good day and good farmin’
