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10 things every man should know how to do...

a 1 player said:
This here is MY list, not one of those stupid online ones. Please feel free to add your own 'Top 10 Lists".

(in no particular order)

10. Shave with a straight razor and made a good lather with soap and a brush.
9. Be able to choose the correct wine to go with a meal
8. Drive a standard transmission and back up with a trailer
7. Know basic first aid including CPR
6. Be able to tell a good (and clean) joke
5. Write proper correspondence for any situation
4. Be able to cook a steak on a grill to any desired preparedness (rare, well done), without using a knife
3. Be able to survive for 48 hours in the wilderness with nothing
2. Be able to converse with women without feeling uncomfortable
1. Know basic mechanics, home repairs, and gardening.

A1, you having an Alzheimer moment or are 88 years old?

For fuck sakes, man..... no one needs to know half those things...other than #2

https://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&...vwUoAQ&q=alzheimer's&spell=1&biw=1688&bih=856
 
a 1 player said:
This here is MY list, not one of those stupid online ones. Please feel free to add your own 'Top 10 Lists".

(in no particular order)

10. Shave with a straight razor and made a good lather with soap and a brush.

Shave....And you call yourself a man?

9. Be able to choose the correct wine to go with a meal

Easy. "None, thanks, I don't drink."

8. Drive a standard transmission and back up with a trailer

WTF, you think I'm an Amish trucker?

7. Know basic first aid including CPR

Put some pressure on it, you pansy! He can't breath? I'll kick you in the nuts until you can't breath!

6. Be able to tell a good (and clean) joke

If it ain't dirty, it ain't a joke.

5. Write proper correspondence for any situation

You haven't seen some of the emails I've sent out, in an official capacity.

4. Be able to cook a steak on a grill to any desired preparedness (rare, well done), without using a knife

Any desired preparedness = how I like it. Don't like it, cook your own.

3. Be able to survive for 48 hours in the wilderness with nothing

But will the wilderness survive me?

2. Be able to converse with women without feeling uncomfortable

Well someone will be feeling uncomfortable.

1. Know basic mechanics, home repairs, and gardening.

Hammer fix everything.

I even do flower arranging.
 
Missionary Man said:
Be able to find the G-spot.

Why?


HoneyBee said:
1. A man should know how to FUCK :SayWhat?:

Again, why?


Brush a woman's hair. No joke, they like that stuff.

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Defend himself and protect his family.

Defend them? Hell, I'll use them as a destraction.
 
I hope you do not mine me Piping In.....:na:

Listen.....

Pardon?

Say loving words....

huh?

Good in Bed.....

Good enough.

It does not matter if you have a large Dick...but it is the way
you make a woman feel

Why does that matter?

Listen
Listen

When did you develop a stutter?

Know when to shut up....

Hush, the TV's on.

When with her look at her and not others...Ok
if she is into it too.....

Look, just because she said it's ok for me to look at her sitting on the can, doesn't mean I want to see it.

Whine yes that is a given

Yeah, you're doing alot of that.

Laundry
Cook

Of course I know how to do my own laundry, and cook my own food.

Clean or pay for someone to do it...

WTF do you think I keep you around for?

Listen......

Now you're just repeating yourself.
 
Women who insist that men don't listen enough never seem to shut up....

Not necessarily...I'm not a chat****ox, and my ex still paid no attention to anything I said.

It was a beautiful moment when I figured out how to use that to my advantage. Funky & Music
 
Ten things you shouldn’t leave locked inside a hot, parked car.
1. Children
Besides the obvious danger of overheating and death, small children have been injured or killed after becoming trapped in power windows, or putting an idling vehicle into gear. Idling vehicles have been stolen with kids inside.

2. Pets
See above. Leaving the window open a crack doesn’t help much. Expect a broken window, public outrage and police waiting when you return. Unattended pets have been stolen and resold or a ransom demanded.
Smackdown:

3. Groceries
Frozen food, fresh meat, fruit and veggies, may require a cooler to get home safe, unwilted, and not become a bacteria breeding ground (i.e. raw meats).

4. Takeout food
Cooked food is no longer safe to eat after two hours at room temperature. In a hot car, dispose of leftovers immediately to avoid possible illness and foul odours.

5. Takeout drinks
Both hot and cold beverages containing milk, including coffee, can quickly become rancid in summer heat. Drink it or dump it.

6. Medication
Extreme temperatures can adversely affect drug potency. Certain medicines make users more susceptible to overheating.

7. Memory devices
CDs, DVDs, memory chips, tapes and vinyl records, can all be destroyed by heat.

8. Money
The Bank of Canada reports 40 cases involving 197 of the new polymer $50 and $100 bills being damaged by extreme heat.

9. Electronic devices
Cellphones, laptops, GPS and I-gadgets are apt to be stolen if left in vehicles. They can also be damaged by extreme heat.

10. Gasoline/flammable liquids
Use only approved jerry cans for gasoline, as other containers may burst. Close lids tightly and transport outside of vehicle cabin, if possible (e.g. trunk, pickup bed). Vapours may cause dizziness or unconsciousness. Stop immediately if you suspect a leak.
 
What every person should know how to do :

1. Cook
2. Wash clothes
3. Basic home repairs
4. Fuck /-Thumbs-up::/
5. Lick and suck :biggrin2:
6. Swim
7. Ride a bike
8. Basic math
9. Have an understanding of Windows or Apple os
10 Understand how to work GPS (on your phone at least)
 
What every person should know how to do :

1. Cook
2. Wash clothes
3. Basic home repairs
4. Fuck /-Thumbs-up::/
5. Lick and suck :biggrin2:
6. Swim
7. Ride a bike
8. Basic math
9. Have an understanding of Windows or Apple os
10 Understand how to work GPS (on your phone at least)

5/10 for me.
 
Top 10 Brain-Damaging Habits

1.Skipping Breakfast or No Breakfast at all.



People who don't take breakfast usually got a lower blood sugar level. That’s bad. It ends up in an insufficient of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.


2.Over eating.

Over eating causes the hardening of the brain arteries that results in a decrease in mental power. That’s why you might notice that you simply can’t concentrate well on a puzzle if you have eaten over limit.


3.Smoking


It does not only harm the lungs however also the brain. The nicotine in cigarettes also contain some substances that causes multiple brain shrinkage. If this may continue, you might even get an Alzheimer’s disease.



4.High sugar consumption


Too much of everything is unhealthy. Having a high sugar count interrupts the absorption of proteins and nutrients inflicting malnutrition. this could also interfere in the brain development. Thus, it's not advisable, particularly for children to indulge in sweets.


5. Exposure in air pollution


This is not actually a habit since we tend to are invariably exposed to pollution. Yet, it is listed here because it is one the most causes of brain damage. it is a incontrovertible fact that the brain is one of the main oxygen consumers in the body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the provision of oxygen, bringing about a decrease in brain potency.


6. Lack of sleep or Sleep deprivation


Sleep is extremely essential. it allows our brain to rest from all the hard work done in all day. long term deprivation from sleep accelerates the death of brain cells.


7. Head covered while sleeping


This is often unhealthy too. Sleeping together with your head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decreases the concentration of oxygen which ends up in brain damaging effects.


8. Working your brain during illness



This is quite common to students and professionals alike. progressing to college or workplace while sick and doing voluminous brain work.do you know that working hard or studying while sick ends up in a decrease of brain effctiveness and conjointly brings brain damage? Well, currently you know


9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts


Thinking is that the best way to train our brain. having sensible conversations or writing some essays is extremely healthy. Talking non-sense things is certainly not.it is best to invariably have brain stimulating thoughts to avoid brain shrinkage.





10. Talking Rarely


There’s nothing unhealthy in being talkative,it is actually healthy.Intellectual conversations promote the potency of the brain.





 
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