21 sex positions ranked from worst to best

[Flash Bazbo]

@ nntsci: A few women have told me that they very much enjoyed some clockwise and counterclockwise moderate friction of my pubic bone area against their clitoris, during mish. Mix in and up and down stroke, every so often, as if one were mixing oil paint on a palette. You'll need some constructive feedback, to get the preferred level of pressure, which, understandably, will vary from one partner to another. Some guys may be anatomically incapable of performing that feat, but it's not my fault that I don't have their junk.

If I had strong beams in my ceiling, I'd give serious thought to buying one of those mesh chairs that hooks on to the ceiling. The lady can rest her calves on your shoulders, and she can hold on tight to the chair through the holes in the mesh. I'm not sure where you would buy a contraption like that. The guy could do any of a number of things with his hands in that position. Determining the maximum weight bearing of the ceiling beam in advance would be prudent. If you were the only guy using it, the chair height would be constant, if the chair material had minimal elasticity. Soft covering to the mesh would be essential. Such a device would probably add $5K to the resale value of the home, if left behind. You'd just need to hang a plant from the ceiling hook, when guests were over, unless they were not the kind of guests who would disapprove.

 

[nntsci]

@ nntsci: A few women have told me that they very much enjoyed some clockwise and counterclockwise moderate friction of my pubic bone area against their clitoris, during mish. Mix in and up and down stroke, every so often, as if one were mixing oil paint on a palette. You'll need some constructive feedback, to get the preferred level of pressure, which, understandably, will vary from one partner to another. Some guys may be anatomically incapable of performing that feat, but it's not my fault that I don't have their junk.

If I had strong beams in my ceiling, I'd give serious thought to buying one of those mesh chairs that hooks on to the ceiling. The lady can rest her calves on your shoulders, and she can hold on tight to the chair through the holes in the mesh. I'm not sure where you would buy a contraption like that. The guy could do any of a number of things with his hands in that position. Determining the maximum weight bearing of the ceiling beam in advance would be prudent. If you were the only guy using it, the chair height would be constant, if the chair material had minimal elasticity. Soft covering to the mesh would be essential. Such a device would probably add $5K to the resale value of the home, if left behind. You'd just need to hang a plant from the ceiling hook, when guests were over, unless they were not the kind of guests who would disapprove.

Find the joists in the ceiling with a stud detector , and then anchor a bean securely into several joists... that should take the weight without unduly stressing your ceiling... lol.

 

[Joesthen]

[h=2]Most Popular Positions For Men and Women[/h]

• Reverse Cowgirl — 51.6 percent of men prefer this position to 48.4 percent women.
  [*]Legs Up — 52.8 percent of men prefer this position to 47.5 percent women.
  [*]Tabletop — 53.1 percent of men prefer this position to 47.1 percent women.
  

 

[Joesthen]

[h=2]Most Popular Positions For Men[/h]

• Anal (87.9 percent)
  [*]Oral (79.6 percent)
  [*]69 Standing (74 percent)
  

 

[Joesthen]

[h=2]Most Popular Positions For Women[/h]

• Missionary (66.7 percent)
  [*]Cowgirl (61.6 percent)
  [*]Spooning (61.5 percent)
  

 

[Pietro]

Joe, you sure about that?.