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I am still pinching myself, not quite sure if this actually happened or it was all a wonderful dream. Hell, I'd be posting this review in the erotic literature section if there was one here, or possibly the science fiction area.
But, this did happen and I'm apparently still alive--my heart seems to be a lot stronger than I would have ever thought. And now I will try to piece this together into a narrative for you, in case you are interested...
My most regular lady (I have written about her here before) thought that I should celebrate my milestone birthday with a duo. I told her to choose the lady--honestly, if I'm with the incredible, beautiful and legendary IfYouSeekAmy, I really don't care if there's another lady in the room or not. She promised she'd arrange something, probably in downtown TO. Now, I really don't like going into downtown Toronto any more than I have to--lots of traffic, expensive parking, etc. But for Amy, and the potential of a duo, I would make the sacrifice. Amy told me to pick her up on the morning of the 60th anniversary of my birth, and we'd have lots of fun together.
She was not quite ready when I arrived, so she thoughtfully left some porn on the TV while she finished up. Wow, now I'm really getting in the mood as I'm watching all these beautiful people having sex in positions that I probably couldn't replicate without dislocating some of my bones. Eventually Amy was ready and we headed out. I asked her for the destination, and she gave me a vague intersection downtown. I aimed my car for the 401.
As we were halfway, Amy asked me if we could make a stop on the way. She needed to pick up some of her belongings from a friend's place. Amy and I both know this lady well, and I had seen her quite a few times myself. She has a DNR (Do Not Review) policy, but she has been written about before, usually called Madame X, Lady Y or something similar. To continue the trend, let me just refer to her as "Z".
Amy asked me if I want to come in to say hi, since I know this lady too. Sure, why not? Amy will probably tell her it's my birthday and I'll get a nice birthday kiss, if I'm lucky.
When we went in, there was no one in sight. Then Z came into the room followed by Amber (aka Jessica Rabbit), the two ladies dressed to the nines in sexy lingerie. The ladies kissed me and wished me happy birthday. I looked back to Amy--hey, are you seeing this, I'm thinking?--and there's a big grin on her face. "Surprise! Happy Birthday (idiot)!" Okay, she didn't actually call me "idiot" but it was implied--it was only then that I realized that THIS was what we were doing today!
I undressed in a daze, with probably the biggest, stupidest grin that's ever been on my face, the ladies took off most of their clothing, and the four of us got on the bed together. Now, before I continue, just a word to reflect on the three ladies with me.
IfYouSeekAmy https://ifyouseekamy24.wix.com/home, quite possibly the sweetest, kindest, nicest person I have ever met in my life--and she is an absolute tiger in bed. She has a beautiful face, long beautiful luxurious hair, incredible real breasts, amazing hands, legs, feet--well, there's not a thing I can criticize about her. Her light brown, caramel-coloured skin is just the icing on the cake that is Amy, my absolute ATF since the day I met her:
Amber (aka Jessica Rabbit) , I've had a "thing" for ever since I started this hobby. She was the first lady I ever tried to contact when I decided to see an escort, enticed by her pictures, advertising and reviews. I did manage to meet her a couple of times--once at the HUBGFE party late last year, then Amy and I had lunch with her while we were downtown a few months back. Every time I saw Amber I thought how unfortunate it was that I had never really experienced her doing what she does best before she moved downtown. Who knows, some day maybe... She is beautiful from the top of her redhead hair to her toes, with many incredible features in between. As I discovered later, she is also very flexible!:
I can't say too much about Z. I was introduced to her by a mutual friend last summer, and I did spend a few very happy times with her. She's a sweetheart just like Amy. Beautiful, incredible body, stupendous kisser, very orgasmic--honestly, I really should be seeing her more often. A few of her features have been Photoshopped for privacy reasons, but the picture below is a pretty fair representation of Z. Squint and blur your eyes a little and you'll actually see her pretty clearly:
So, getting back to the story, what followed was probably the best time I've ever had in all my sixty years. I somehow managed to have CFS with all three ladies (condoms unwrapping as fast as the ladies could), anal with Amber, BBBJ when my busy penis was available for it, often with one or the other of the ladies sitting on my face while everything else was going on. I kind of lost track of what was happening many times as my vision was frequently blocked (not that I'm complaining, mind you) but my hands always managed to find somewhere nice to be. Sometimes I needed a little help finding the goodies, but the ladies were always happy to guide me where I could be most useful.
With all this going on, and the vision of these three incredible ladies interacting with me and each other, I have no idea HOW I managed to last as long as I did. Sensory overload I guess--my brain was so overwhelmed by what was happening that I simply forgot to cum. But when my body could take no more pleasure I finally finished in Z's mouth, while deeply kissing Amy. Amber kindly cleaned me up with a warm towel. Amy and I showered together and then moved on to the rest of our day.
So, that's pretty much my story. Twenty-four hours later I'm still smiling, thinking about it. Seriously, for someone just a year and a half into this hobby, if you had told me that I was going to spend part of my 60th birthday in bed with three (count 'em, 3) beautiful women, I would have figured that I was going to die at 59 and my next birthday was going to be in heaven.
I don't know how I'm ever going to top this birthday. But that's not my problem--the pressure is on Amy. Maybe next year it'll be four women, or five, or a whole orgy? Sex while naked parachute jumping? Well, in any case she has a year to figure something out. I can hardly wait--by then the smile may have subsided a little from this year.
Thank you so much Amy, Amber and Z for the most memorable birthday ever. The only thing that could top this is if someone video taped it. Copies for everyone who managed to read this! What, no one recorded it? Damn!
But, this did happen and I'm apparently still alive--my heart seems to be a lot stronger than I would have ever thought. And now I will try to piece this together into a narrative for you, in case you are interested...
My most regular lady (I have written about her here before) thought that I should celebrate my milestone birthday with a duo. I told her to choose the lady--honestly, if I'm with the incredible, beautiful and legendary IfYouSeekAmy, I really don't care if there's another lady in the room or not. She promised she'd arrange something, probably in downtown TO. Now, I really don't like going into downtown Toronto any more than I have to--lots of traffic, expensive parking, etc. But for Amy, and the potential of a duo, I would make the sacrifice. Amy told me to pick her up on the morning of the 60th anniversary of my birth, and we'd have lots of fun together.
She was not quite ready when I arrived, so she thoughtfully left some porn on the TV while she finished up. Wow, now I'm really getting in the mood as I'm watching all these beautiful people having sex in positions that I probably couldn't replicate without dislocating some of my bones. Eventually Amy was ready and we headed out. I asked her for the destination, and she gave me a vague intersection downtown. I aimed my car for the 401.
As we were halfway, Amy asked me if we could make a stop on the way. She needed to pick up some of her belongings from a friend's place. Amy and I both know this lady well, and I had seen her quite a few times myself. She has a DNR (Do Not Review) policy, but she has been written about before, usually called Madame X, Lady Y or something similar. To continue the trend, let me just refer to her as "Z".
Amy asked me if I want to come in to say hi, since I know this lady too. Sure, why not? Amy will probably tell her it's my birthday and I'll get a nice birthday kiss, if I'm lucky.
When we went in, there was no one in sight. Then Z came into the room followed by Amber (aka Jessica Rabbit), the two ladies dressed to the nines in sexy lingerie. The ladies kissed me and wished me happy birthday. I looked back to Amy--hey, are you seeing this, I'm thinking?--and there's a big grin on her face. "Surprise! Happy Birthday (idiot)!" Okay, she didn't actually call me "idiot" but it was implied--it was only then that I realized that THIS was what we were doing today!
I undressed in a daze, with probably the biggest, stupidest grin that's ever been on my face, the ladies took off most of their clothing, and the four of us got on the bed together. Now, before I continue, just a word to reflect on the three ladies with me.
IfYouSeekAmy https://ifyouseekamy24.wix.com/home, quite possibly the sweetest, kindest, nicest person I have ever met in my life--and she is an absolute tiger in bed. She has a beautiful face, long beautiful luxurious hair, incredible real breasts, amazing hands, legs, feet--well, there's not a thing I can criticize about her. Her light brown, caramel-coloured skin is just the icing on the cake that is Amy, my absolute ATF since the day I met her:
Amber (aka Jessica Rabbit) , I've had a "thing" for ever since I started this hobby. She was the first lady I ever tried to contact when I decided to see an escort, enticed by her pictures, advertising and reviews. I did manage to meet her a couple of times--once at the HUBGFE party late last year, then Amy and I had lunch with her while we were downtown a few months back. Every time I saw Amber I thought how unfortunate it was that I had never really experienced her doing what she does best before she moved downtown. Who knows, some day maybe... She is beautiful from the top of her redhead hair to her toes, with many incredible features in between. As I discovered later, she is also very flexible!:
I can't say too much about Z. I was introduced to her by a mutual friend last summer, and I did spend a few very happy times with her. She's a sweetheart just like Amy. Beautiful, incredible body, stupendous kisser, very orgasmic--honestly, I really should be seeing her more often. A few of her features have been Photoshopped for privacy reasons, but the picture below is a pretty fair representation of Z. Squint and blur your eyes a little and you'll actually see her pretty clearly:
So, getting back to the story, what followed was probably the best time I've ever had in all my sixty years. I somehow managed to have CFS with all three ladies (condoms unwrapping as fast as the ladies could), anal with Amber, BBBJ when my busy penis was available for it, often with one or the other of the ladies sitting on my face while everything else was going on. I kind of lost track of what was happening many times as my vision was frequently blocked (not that I'm complaining, mind you) but my hands always managed to find somewhere nice to be. Sometimes I needed a little help finding the goodies, but the ladies were always happy to guide me where I could be most useful.
With all this going on, and the vision of these three incredible ladies interacting with me and each other, I have no idea HOW I managed to last as long as I did. Sensory overload I guess--my brain was so overwhelmed by what was happening that I simply forgot to cum. But when my body could take no more pleasure I finally finished in Z's mouth, while deeply kissing Amy. Amber kindly cleaned me up with a warm towel. Amy and I showered together and then moved on to the rest of our day.
So, that's pretty much my story. Twenty-four hours later I'm still smiling, thinking about it. Seriously, for someone just a year and a half into this hobby, if you had told me that I was going to spend part of my 60th birthday in bed with three (count 'em, 3) beautiful women, I would have figured that I was going to die at 59 and my next birthday was going to be in heaven.
I don't know how I'm ever going to top this birthday. But that's not my problem--the pressure is on Amy. Maybe next year it'll be four women, or five, or a whole orgy? Sex while naked parachute jumping? Well, in any case she has a year to figure something out. I can hardly wait--by then the smile may have subsided a little from this year.
Thank you so much Amy, Amber and Z for the most memorable birthday ever. The only thing that could top this is if someone video taped it. Copies for everyone who managed to read this! What, no one recorded it? Damn!
