A Madman's Confession

[RAWD]

Stop visualizing my penis, dude.

 

[-b]

Stop visualizing my penis, dude.

I am, it has a happy face on it and painted yellow.....:LMAO:

Maybe painted like a stop light....Red, Yellow, Green..
Or a Candy Cane.....:biggrin2:

 

[Guido]

Mine looks like a canoli! :biggrin2:

 

[LickingGravity]

Madman, RAWD here you go
:biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

Madman, RAWD here you go
:biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2:

LG, you owe me a whole grain carrot Tim's muffin. I just spit it out!:grrrrrr:


ps... so tell me, how did you stumble on to this add?Hmmmmmm

 

[RAWD]

Thanks for the heads up, Madman. I'm not even gonna click :NoNoNo:

LG - all I gotta say is that the ladies love it RAWD HARD

 

[train]

ps... so tell me, how did you stumble on to this add?Hmmmmmm

Google is your friend I'm guessing. If you are homophobic :biggrin2: I think these are done by women

 

[peace]

Mine looks like a canoli! :biggrin2:

Oh Oh! Liberace will definitely want to eat yours.

 

[chokemychicken]

Now this is a funny thread, I needed that!

 

[-b]

RAWD is it like a chew bone........like beef jerky...grab it and bite
down on it.....:LMAO:

CMC nice to see you back......:wink2:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Are you in Quebec City yet CMC?

 

[-b]

Are you in Quebec City yet CMC?

God please to spank Jesus......raying:

 

[Madman]

I have another confession to make!

 

[RAWD]

RAWD is it like a chew bone........like beef jerky...grab it and bite
down on it.....:LMAO:

Note to Self - Never let Bliss near my penis.


Madman....well? What is it???

 

[Madman]

Um, well um it's ....it's

 

[RAWD]

Bald?

 

[SillyGirl]

Um, well um it's ....it's

C'mon, fess up!

 

[Madman]

OK OK I will confess, you dragged it out of me.

After the initial shock of shaving my arse I've been enjoying the feeling and have now for the first time in my life shaved my, my YES MY BALLS.

Rawd I can see why you enjoy sticking your hands down your pants and jiggling the little bald fellas!

I find myself sitting at my desk and slipping in for a caress and loving fondle!

SillyG, you really should come feel them, they feel wonderful.

I began with a 3 bladed men's razor. Slowly and smoothly shaving them in the shower but I was scared of nicking myself so I stopped. That day I went to the store and picked up a lady's razor. It has some kind of paste on it that releases as you shave. I found it kind of erotic as I shaved away the remaining hair as this razor released moisturiser of some type and now my balls are as smooth as a pair of golf balls.

SillyG I just wanted to mention to you I'm typing this with one hand and my other hand is inside my shorts!;/Waving://

 

[Dan]

MM, brother you need help!:biggrin2:

 

[SillyGirl]

SillyG I just wanted to mention to you I'm typing this with one hand and my other hand is inside my shorts!;/Waving://

:shocking: :shocking: :shocking:
I did not need to know that! :NoNoNo: