A Madman's Confession

[Madman]

Over the last few days I was following Rawd's manzillion thread. Fact is I don't have the balls to have wax poured on my boys and then yanked, that's not happening but I'm not opposed to shaving them although I never have. https://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?40696-Manscaping-and-such

Yesterday while showering I decided I would sample shaving my arse!:blush:

I impressed myself how flexible I can really be. I reach behind and let the blade glide down the crack of my arse. It wasn't that bad, so I continued. On leg up on the tub and a glide, bent over reaching behind with a glide and finally laying on my back, legs up in the air (now I know what SillyG's been going through) with the water spraying at me and a glide.

When I stood up my butt crack was smooth like a babies bottom with no nicks! I dried off and went to the mirror, I could see the crack was smooth as a babies bottom.

Now, I also read Buzzsaw's post and I was worried if any of this was true.

As the day went on, sitting in my car, then my desk my butt started to itch. I was walking into a scrum with management and all I could think of was relieving the itch but I couldn't.

Scratching or digging into my arse in public is not an option.

Here I was, sitting on the opposite side of a manager with an employee that is facing suspension and all I can think of is my itchy ass!

I must of left stubble somewhere because it felt like someone shoved a small thorn bush into my arse!

The good part of this is that cleaning one's bottom after a good dumping is much easier. No dingle berries or clog ups!:good:

I'm ok today and I've decided I would trim the hair around my balls as opposed to shaving them.


Rawd, I Praise-Bowing down to you! You have bigger balls than me to go through with it!:biggrin2:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Wait until you get an ingrown hair.

 

[peace]

MAdman/LIberace.....Regarding your confession......nOw you need a priest to give you an absolution while you should consider renewing the Act of Contrition. You are very fortunate t to have the Sacrament of Reconciliation as it forgives your sins. Yet I don't know if its possible in your case. Funky & Music

Now Guido, please do not follow Madman's recent action unless you are dying to confess again.

 

[Jesus]

Is Annabele going to get on your case like she did Hof's :wink2:

 

[Dan]

A shaved ass is a peach of an idea:rofl!: but not in your case!:LMAO:

 

[-b]

Somebody was bored....Women do this all the time, and it is a big deal when you
guys do it.....:LMAO:

 

[Ozzie]

Wait until you get an ingrown hair.

It happened to me when I was shaving my shaft. Never ever again.

 

[Guido]

I don't think I could find a razor strong enough to work on my ass!

Peace, if you have a couple of hours can you please come help me shave my ass too, I'm feeling left out!:fixer:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

MAdman/LIberace.....Regarding your confession......nOw you need a priest to give you an absolution while you should consider renewing the Act of Contrition.

I ain't going anywhere near that per-pubucint whack-job.

 

[BuzzSaw]

I ain't going anywhere near that per-pubucint whack-job.

Maybe an exorcism is in order.

:LMAO:

 

[RAWD]

C'mon Madman, it really isn't as bad as it sounds. And if you go to a nice place, the girls are quite the pleasant distraction!

btw, it's not hot wax. It's warm. It was also kinda fun watching my hot little tech swipe herself with wax once in a while to test the temp before slathering it on me.



As for itchy ass and ingrown hairs, what can I say? Wipe your crack clean!

To be honest, I swiped a handful of these....



Great for freshening up down there.

Ingrown hairs are definitely a risk with shaving or waxing, so they hooked me up with this:



It's a bit early to tell but it seems to be working. No irritation at all so far.

And, if you should ever decide to try waxing, be sure to pick this up well in advance of your appointment (and apply at least 30 minutes before)

 

[Madman]

I ain't going anywhere near that per-pubucint whack-job.

Amen! raying::na:

C'mon Madman, it really isn't as bad as it sounds. And if you go to a nice place, the girls are quite the pleasant distraction!

btw, it's not hot wax. It's warm. It was also kinda fun watching my hot little tech swipe herself with wax once in a while to test the temp before slathering it on me.



As for itchy ass and ingrown hairs, what can I say? Wipe your crack clean!

To be honest, I swiped a handful of these....



Great for freshening up down there.

Ingrown hairs are definitely a risk with shaving or waxing, so they hooked me up with this:



It's a bit early to tell but it seems to be working. No irritation at all so far.

And, if you should ever decide to try waxing, be sure to pick this up well in advance of your appointment (and apply at least 30 minutes before)

How often are you sticking your hands down your pants to feel the smoothness?Hmmmmmm

 

[RAWD]

How often are you sticking your hands down your pants to feel the smoothness?Hmmmmmm

Busted. :rofl!:

 

[-b]

Madman is ready

You did it by yourself?

Or you had help?

:biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

You shaved your ass?

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[Madman]

Busted. :rofl!:

I knew it!

 

[Knight Rider]

That is such a funny story. :rofl!::rofl!:

 

[Madman]

That is such a funny story.

I guess you've never suffered an itchy ass!:grrrrrr:

 

[RAWD]

It's all fun and games until the ladies catch a glimpse of my awesome manhood, unfettered by unseemly hair, and they fall obediently in line to service me at my pleasure.

Madman understands.

 

[Raiden]

:LMAO::LMAO:

I don't know if I'm laughing or crying at the visual I have in my head right now!