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Madman

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[h=3]Brown, smelly sludge falling from the sky in Mississauga[/h]
This story out of Mississauga is enough to make you gag on your Corn Flakes.
Transport Canada is investigating three seperate incidents in the GTA where what looks like human waste has fallen from the sky.
The latest incident was yesterday in Mississauga.
George Sullivan had just parked his nice, clean Acura SUV in his driveway.
Somewhere in the minutes between Sullivan going into the house and coming back outside to turn the heater for the swimming pool, Sullivan found his ride covered in... something.
It was brown. It was smelly.
Sullivan tells Moore in the Morning it was poop -- No doubt about it.
"At first I thought maybe bird did something on the top of the car ... but I took a closer look at the car and through there's no way birds could do this," he says.
Sullivan presumes the waste is from a passing airplane.
Transport Canada looking into another 'precision strike.'
A GO bus driver claims his windshield was smeared last Wednesday, while on his route near Highway 407 and Dufferin Street.
Another family in Mississauga reports human waste in their back yard on the same day.




I've been shit on by a bird but I'd be pissed if it was a plane:biggrin2:.
 
Look up in the sky,

it's a bird,

NO IT'S A PLANE,

NO IT"S SHIT GOD DAMMIT~
 
It's a bird...it's a plane...it's a shitty Superman "Man of Steel" promotional campaign!

WTH, hey why is he getting the headline, what about me? I don't see a Superman handle here?
 
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