Cardinal Fang's Advice Thread

[Cardinal Fang]

That wasn't my hand you were shaking dude.

 

[Madman]

That wasn't my hand you were shaking dude.

:shok:

:grrrrrr::grrrrrr:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Kudos on your firm grip though.

 

[Madman]

Kudos on your firm grip though.

but it felt like your pinky tickling my inner palm but it makes sense too me now

 

[Cardinal Fang]

but it felt like your pinky tickling my inner palm but it makes sense too me now

That's what she said!

 

[BlueBalls]

How do you cure blue balls :-Cool/"

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Tremclad. First start with Red Oxide primer and then any colour you want.

Don't forget to wash them well before you start. You need steel wool and acetone to scrub them well.

 

[Dan]

Tremclad. First start with Red Oxide primer and then any colour you want.

Don't forget to wash them well before you start. You need steel wool and acetone to scrub them well.

Nice to see Jesus step in for the Cardinal. That makes perfect sense. :biggrin2:

 

[BlueBalls]

Tremclad. First start with Red Oxide primer and then any colour you want.

Don't forget to wash them well before you start. You need steel wool and acetone to scrub them well.

Thanks for the advice Damn-Not too smart


But i will wait for Cardinal Fang's second opinion :-Cool/"

 

[Dan]

Thanks for the advice Damn-Not too smart


But i will wait for Cardinal Fang's second opinion :-Cool/"

You don't believe Jesus, wow. Maybe God can chime in on this one!:LMAO:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Thanks for the advice


But i will wait for Cardinal Fang's second opinion

Your ugly too. :biggrin2:

*Rimshot*

Blue balls is a slang term for the condition of temporary fluid congestion in the testicles and prostate region, accompanied by acute testicular pain,or a prolonged dull aching pain emanating from the prostate, caused by prolonged and unsatisfied sexual arousal typically occurring in the human male.

The cure is quite simple. Go lift something heavy. Specifically go try to pick up the end of a car. If you're using your hips while doing it, your blue balls will be instantly gone. When you're done that come back here and I'll give you the answer on how to get rid of the hernia you will get if you actually try this.

 

[RAWD]

Geez, and I was going to suggest that he find Stifler's mom and ask her to suck him off.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Geez, and I was going to suggest that he find Stifler's mom and ask her to suck him off.

Madman's not taking appointments today.

*Runs*

 

[God]

You don't believe Jesus, wow. Maybe God can chime in on this one!:LMAO:

I have complete confidence Cardinal Fang's advice will be the correct one.










I pray it is.

 

[Guido]

Madman's not taking appointments today.

*Runs*

I'm offering body guard services.:biggrin2:

 

[Bubba]

WTF is going on here with all these holy people.


THIS IS AN ADULT REVIEW SITE :shout:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Just relax my child.

 

[Madman]

WTF is going on here with all these holy people.


THIS IS AN ADULT REVIEW SITE :shout:

Somebody quick bring me a bottle of holy water we need to have an exorcism. Bubba's been possessed!!

 

[Transient]

Pass that bottle over here, I could use some exercise.

 

[Madman]

Pass that bottle over here, I could use some exercise.

Here, Guido dropped some off for us!