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a woman goes to the doctor

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A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.


The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?


The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."


The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or goes to bed and is asleep."


Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.


The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"


The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...."
 
An alternate version. Just for fun.

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.




The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?




The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."




The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just kneel down, pull out his penis and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish and if he cums, swallow it.




Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.




The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished his cock in my mouth. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does sucking his penis do that?"




The Doctor says: "The cock sucking itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...."
 
Maurice Boscorelli said:
The timing of this post will ruffle some feathers I'm sure,lol

lol no shit eh? Oddly enough I received this joke in an email a week or so ago and wasn't going to post it...until I read that one bliss posted about men showering.....

tit for tat I always say......."eg"
 
jackaubrey said:
An alternate version. Just for fun.

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.




The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?




The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."




The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just kneel down, pull out his penis and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish and if he cums, swallow it.




Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.




The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished his cock in my mouth. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does sucking his penis do that?"




The Doctor says: "The cock sucking itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...."

I like this one better :biggrin2:
 
tboy said:
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.


The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?


The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."


The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or goes to bed and is asleep."


Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.


The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"


The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...."

THis is hilarious! Watch out for members afflicted with the white knight syndrome.
 
she comes home and tells her husband the doctor said I am in perfect health. In fact he said for being well past fifty I have the body of a 40 year old and should live a long life.

The husband asks did he say anything about your fat ass? She says no he never mentioned you at all.
 
celticman said:
What am I missing about the timing?

sorta like during the Clarence Thomas Hearings asking Ted Kennedy if you believe that then I have a bridge to sell you.
 
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