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Excellent idea on another board.

Here's my 0.02 for anyone who cares.

When I call or text an agency and want to see a particular girl, I expect that the info that I've given (day, time, length and any special requests) be all that I need; location should have already been researched on my part by the agency's daily schedule and updates. I don't want to hear, "Where did you hear about us", "Is this your first time?" etc etc.

If that lady is not available, let me know when she is. Perhaps I can make that work, if not, I would ask if she would consider staying later or earlier. I've done this and it's worked out 75% of the time to my advantage. If she is not available with ANY other options, how about asking me about another lady who would be 1) available at the time I specified, 2) a similar lady in looks/build/service 3) perhaps another day when the specific lady IS available for a pre-book? But don't just cut us off with "No, she isn't available" and how about a "Thank you, please try again and we'll be happy to try and help".

I won't deal with certain agency's because their phone people really suck (for lack of a better term). Here, I'll throw a couple under the bus with reasons.

Bad list -

  1. Toronto GirlFriends - I don't want to speak to a dude sometimes LOL, but really, the phone call confirmation is a pain. I understand it's for safety and verification yada yada, but sometimes, that call just can't be made.
  2. Top Drawer Ladies - Your daytime phone girl has messed up so many of my pre-bookings or has failed to keep me up to date on status of ladies (understanding that shit happens), that I haven't used TDL in over a year. All of my favourites remain without my company. She is simple and a few sandwiches shy of a full picnic basket and fucking rude.
  3. Hot Pink Ladies - After Serena stopped answering phones and I'm not sure of the nice lady who took over, they must have gotten a new phone system for texts; I don't want to be polled with questions, please see above.

These are the agency's I LIKE dealing with -
  1. Sassy's - Great girl on the phone. Informative, concise. Recommendations and options are always there without asking.
  2. Toronto Passions - Been using Phillips company for over 8 years, maybe more. His phone girls are the same as above with recommendations and options.
  3. Eye Candy - Always helpful and quick to respond.

On the fence due to lack of use in the past while
  1. Sexy Friends Toronto - In the past, have always been good with texts. There was a point where whomever the booker was during late night, was confused most of the time. I will use them again as they have some lovely new ladies on the roster. Attempts at making things right after a bad experience is very good customer service.
  2. Mirage - Not text friendly until recently. Have not used them in a number of years.
  3. Roommates - Have not used them since Sara has gone with any regularity although the past year, a veteran returned for a little while and I saw her at RM. The phone experience was a little odd but nothing I couldn't look past.

This is a rant based on the front lines people. This has nothing to do with their locations, or girls, or conflict resolution (although I did touch on that with SFT). Agency owners, your front line people should be your best. If my experience starts off bad before I even get a CBJ when I asked for BBBJ, then we're already off to a bad start. Take note, we butter your bread, serve us well and that butter will not spoil.

#lovetostartshit
 
Good thread topic. I agree with TGF. I never repeated, but then my entire experience with them was negative from beginning to end. This was a long time ago though so I just shrugged it off.

Surprised about HPL. I guess Serena's legit business took off? I hope so. I liked her and thought she was a classy lady.

Sassy Angels is unbelievable in terms of front line staff. Definitely my fave to work with so far. Hush comes a close second. And for what it's worth, Asian-sexybabe.com and Barbiehouse69.com both get good marks from me too. Just remember that they're Asian agencies and go from there. I've developed a good rapport with ASB over the years.
 
Good thread topic. I agree with TGF. I never repeated, but then my entire experience with them was negative from beginning to end. This was a long time ago though so I just shrugged it off.

Surprised about HPL. I guess Serena's legit business took off? I hope so. I liked her and thought she was a classy lady.

Sassy Angels is unbelievable in terms of front line staff. Definitely my fave to work with so far. Hush comes a close second. And for what it's worth, Asian-sexybabe.com and Barbiehouse69.com both get good marks from me too. Just remember that they're Asian agencies and go from there. I've developed a good rapport with ASB over the years.

I've been eyeing Hush ladies for a while. Will give them a try. Thanks.
 
I'm going to keep bumping this until there's at least 500 views!!

Let's talk about SP profile representation.

C-36 makes a lot of people nervous. A law enforcement friend told me they don't give a flying fuck about agencies, they concentrate more on Indies and BP ladies who scam and rob and are connected to pimps and drugs, but mostly underage girls. So let's see where this takes us.

I had a really shitty experience not that long ago where I called an agency who I've been using for the past year periodically for an outcall. They told me who was on the roster (they're website sucks and the schedule is fluid, that's why I call rather than play roulette). The girl that most fit my requirements (looks and service) did have a profile and while we chatted, I looked her profile and gave the go ahead.

Once the session started, all items were beginning to be checked off one by one. When it got down to returning oral favours, she stopped dead in her tracks and said "Oh, they didn't tell you? I don't do oral...at all". WTF. Since when does someone who claims to be "open minded" NOT PERFORM ORAL? How can someone claim to be sensual and not DFK? I was too far in to say "get your clothes on and go home and btw, leave half the donation". Covered up and finished. It was only half an hour in to a one hour session and I wanted to go again. After she came back from the washroom, she started getting dressed. I asked what she was doing. "Oh, I only allow one SOG" "Okay, but you can leave your clothes off and get back in to bed for the next half hour and I can play with YOU". Nope.

Services listed on profiles have some people scared. Yeah, I get it. But when I ask the phone person for specifics and they confirm and those services are not delivered, who do I blame? Phone people and owners are not standing outside my door waiting to hear about the session or even monitor as it's happening. A phone call to the phone person or owner is needed to straighten things out. In my case, it was. If this is a pattern with the lady, good bye and good luck on your next venture is what is needed. Reviews have their place, but it honestly sounds like a bunch of braggarts at times. Call the agency FIRST and get it straightened out. If they don't and are rude, by all means, throw those assholes under the bus with bad publicity. Grow the fuck up gentlemen.

Pictures -
Photoshop. Hate it. More and more agencies are hiring professional photographers who have a certain "style" and photoshop the fucking shit out of pictures to the point of misrepresentation. I don't know of how many ladies I've seen who are misrepresented. The weight is not correct. The age certainly is almost NEVER represented accurately, in particular, those SP's over the age of 25. Scars, tattoos are distinguishing marks and I understand taking those out. Baby bellies/stretch marks, it doesn't bother me, but I've run in to several ladies that have them that aren't represented in their profiles; for those who are more superficial, this is a deal breaker.

Agencies where I trust pics and profiles (as a combination)

  1. Hot Pink Ladies - True photography. Selfies and or untouched. Profile info is spot on. Services need to be specified by the client and confirmed by booker.
  2. Sexy Friends Toronto - Again, decent photography. I believe it's done by the owner who's made a good effort to represent the ladies in true form. Services need to be specified by the client and confirmed by booker.
  3. Eye Candy - Not over the top on PS and most of the ladies are well represented by their profiles.
  4. Sassy - Seems to be a mix of photographers pics and for lack but a couple of recent visits proved to be misreprentative - I'm on the edge of putting this agency on the bad list unless there is more consistency.
  5. Fetish Fantasy Studios - A little niche agency with a very game changing idea of video of the lady. Fetish menus are listed precisely and most are FS. Photos are accurate.

Agency's not representing truthfully
  1. Toronto GirlFriends - following controversy lately of using pics that were not of the lady AT ALL. Whatever excuse, it's up to the owner to vet ALL of the information.
  2. Top Drawer Ladies - Seems like the same photographer does many other agencies, but from my past experience, there are quite a number of TDL ladies that I've seen who are glamorous ... on paper.
  3. Jersey Girls - Get a better website and more information; plain and simple. You have a piece of shit website. I think I've said this before.
  4. Garden of Eden - Turn on the lights. Another with misrepresentation of pics and info. I think Summer had been 25 for about 5 years until recently but her pics certainly are the same as 5 years ago, (until recently).

Add your thoughts. Share. Nice or not. We are your customers. Open your eyes and listen.

#lovetostartshit #justsaynoandwalk #mymoney
 
Some good points there. Pictures are always tricky. Take HPL for example. I used to see Crystal there, and her pics were blurry selfies. If I hadn't seen Crystal before at her first agency, I probably would not have looked twice at those pics. As it is, she is one of the prettiest providers I've ever seen.

Sexy Friends Toronto... hmm.... I like their bookers' service, but they can at times slow to respond to texts. They sound honest and professional though - as much as one can sound over text. But their pics while real looking, lack excitement and I could not pull the trigger and make at booking because none of the pics excited me.

On to Sassy. I've seen 2 angels so far. Chloe's pics are representative of her. And Emma...her pics do not do her justice. She is hotter in person.

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And I am booking Brittany solely on my experiences with their service and this pic.

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So I believe some degree of PS is necessary to bring in business and promote the girls. But more important than PS is choosing a good photographer, great poses, sexy outfits.

Hush Companions deserves a mention because they put all their girls in similar poses as if to level the playing field somewhat. I'm not sure I like that practice, but I have to admit, it's different.
 
@EricTile.

Good points. As I said about Sassy's, it's obvious they don't have one photographer and it's refreshing to see different types of photos.
 
The thing about pics is that it's hard to find a good photographer. I've offered my meager skills before, but understandably, I've been turned down. Think about it. It's not just skill that you are paying for. It's discretion. These guys literally need to be comfortable with the industry and you need to give them a lot of trust. Not only that, if you're going to invest in a good one on a new girl, and then she ends up leaving, then that time, effort and money just went down the drain.

I know some Asian agencies make the girl provide the pics. This means selfies or the girl can pay for the photographer, and own the pics for when she moves on. I had that explained to me by a SP who went indy soon after she started.

And please, enough with the hash tags...they make my head spin. I still read it as number sign in my head! I like your enthusiasm, and I appreciate that your rants could have been more aggressive, but twitter lingo is confusing!
 
Agreed on many points in the thread. Not a big fan of the professional photo shoots and excessive use of PhotoShop either, although I respect any need to erase tattoos for privacy reasons. I will say that the late Exquisite Courtesan and Hush use professional photo shots well and their companions actually look like the versions on the website. Most other agencies create plastic models of which it is near impossible to discern what the SP might actually look like .

My favourite agency remains TrophyMate: all their images are genuine selfies (obviously they too need to remove tattoos) and having seen 15 or so of their companions, they have never misrepresented their roster.


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I'll have to say, some of your critiques are pretty silly: Don't want to talk to a guy booker? really?
Also, most agencies operate the same way they have for 10+ years, completely ignoring communication trends. Sad but true.

As for your gripes about the girls not being/offering services as advetised: Anyone in the hobby who has been around for a while knows that will always be the case. The point of the agency is to get bookings. Sometimes they drop the ball on the description, that's why there's review boards, twitter, meet-and-greets; Those are the ones I use to book. The provider's page is just a start. Also, and this is not a personal attack but an observation, if you act this entitled during your sessions, then it could just be the provider doesn't really want to be there with you.

Most agencies don't check the general discussion boards, so it's doubtful you'll get a response. Although I see your gripe as genuine, bumping it because it's not being answered the way you want isn't the way to go. Also, calling out a mod on a warning they give you is a surefire way to get you into banned camp.
 
I'll have to say, some of your critiques are pretty silly: Don't want to talk to a guy booker? really?
Also, most agencies operate the same way they have for 10+ years, completely ignoring communication trends. Sad but true.

As for your gripes about the girls not being/offering services as advetised: Anyone in the hobby who has been around for a while knows that will always be the case. The point of the agency is to get bookings. Sometimes they drop the ball on the description, that's why there's review boards, twitter, meet-and-greets; Those are the ones I use to book. The provider's page is just a start. Also, and this is not a personal attack but an observation, if you act this entitled during your sessions, then it could just be the provider doesn't really want to be there with you.

Most agencies don't check the general discussion boards, so it's doubtful you'll get a response. Although I see your gripe as genuine, bumping it because it's not being answered the way you want isn't the way to go. Also, calling out a mod on a warning they give you is a surefire way to get you into banned camp.

I do not act entitled when I'm in the company of an SP. For clarity, most of the agencies I deal with on a regular basis stand by what the lady provides them. A recent issue and the response from the actual owner (I have his personal number) was "The girls tell me they do all that stuff and when they don't, they hope the client doesn't complain. I took care of this and fired her. Please take $xx off your next booking with us.". I will tell you that I stored all of my complaints until it became a pattern with his new ladies. Little did I know, there were many complaints before my barrage and all of the ladies I had launched complaints about that afternoon, are no longer with his company.

Sometimes I ask my regulars who are on Twitter and such, what is your rate of followers to actually seeing you ratio? It worked out to be about 5% in most cases. Depending on your amount of followers, this seems like a lot of work. No wonder some go private and not allow DM's from love starved and horny bastards. Review boards - there are a lot of first timers who don't go through with the research. BP trolls - a vast majority are looking for a cheap fuck; I've found some gems in my lifetime, but for the most, they get scammed and or rushed out. Meet and greets? - Haha, I don't know how many nervous faces I see or questions I get asked about anonymity and privacy at these. Hey pal, you came, you exposed yourself. Simple.

I don't expect any responses from agencies. I don't want special favours. I don't feel entitled. I don't feel I should censor myself as i don't think I've offended anyone. Swear? Yup, I do it a fuck of a lot, but what about "I then slid it in to her ass and it was tight..." How's that any different from being offensive to some?

I see very little that interests me on boards and when I do, it's quickly shut down by puritans. Boring. I may not be for everyone, but someone loves me and appreciates my candor LOL.
 
The thing about pics is that it's hard to find a good photographer. I've offered my meager skills before, but understandably, I've been turned down. Think about it. It's not just skill that you are paying for. It's discretion. These guys literally need to be comfortable with the industry and you need to give them a lot of trust. Not only that, if you're going to invest in a good one on a new girl, and then she ends up leaving, then that time, effort and money just went down the drain.

I know some Asian agencies make the girl provide the pics. This means selfies or the girl can pay for the photographer, and own the pics for when she moves on. I had that explained to me by a SP who went indy soon after she started.

And please, enough with the hash tags...they make my head spin. I still read it as number sign in my head! I like your enthusiasm, and I appreciate that your rants could have been more aggressive, but twitter lingo is confusing!

Yep - A total scam move that I've heard some agencies pull is "free photo shoot" it's only after the girl has been hired is when they're told they will be the property of the agency and to do what they please or they can pay the photographer (I believe around $150) and the photos will be the girls property.

I like the Twitter selfies but don't have an account, so I can only see public profiles and I'm too lazy to look up their Twitter profiles if it isn't linked on the agency profile.

Okay #Imdonewithhashtags
 
You sir are very very informed and although your commencement date is Sept. 2016 you young man by no means are a rookie.Praise-Bowing
 
Thanks for the reviews! :) I've been looking at different agencies, I hear Sassy Angels coming up a lot. I'll have to look more into them!
 
You sir are very very informed and although your commencement date is Sept. 2016 you young man by no means are a rookie.Praise-Bowing

Been around a long time Papa, we've gone back and forth in some of my past lives. All good my friend.
 
ry23 said:
Thanks for the reviews! :) I've been looking at different agencies, I hear Sassy Angels coming up a lot. I'll have to look more into them!

They are incredible, and I should have a new review of them soon.
 
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