Amazon is wonderful

[MisterAsianLover]

Amazon is amazing.

I have placed 11 orders in the past 4 weeks and I have two more orders to place this weekend.

I just received my 5-in-1 HDMI switcher with converter for $19 - received it to my door in less than 24 hours. Fucking amazing. I also received my 3rd watch from Amazon - a casio sport watch for $23, a Lorus casual watch for $27 and a titanium watch for $109.

I ordered the Rambo trilogy and then I picked up Rambo 4 separately, so in total, all four movies cost me $15 total.

I sent a dildo and anal plug to a pornstar I have been communicating with recently and her and I agreed to hold a cam session where she will use the dildo I sent her for my own personal viewing. I ordered it with my account and sent it to her address. It took me no time at all. I am going to send her a lingerie outfit I found on Amazon as well. She promised to send me a signed poster and her used panties as a thank you for my gift. She promised me a cam session where she will pretend to be my sister.

I also ordered 2 ties for $30 and if I lived in the U.S., I would order even more as the U.S. Amazon site is ahead of the Canadian site by about 5 years.

Oh yeah, I received my unlocked ZTE Grand X2 for $179 with a $25 discount from Amazon, so I paid $154 - again unlocked. Amazing phone. I had an Iphone before and this ZTE Grand X2 is better than the Iphone.

Amazon is really a wonderful website.

 

[Leo]

Who is the porn star?.

 

[MisterAsianLover]

Who is the porn star?.

It's a secret. Don't want her harassed by members of this board as a result of my post.

 

[LarryB]

How much are the regular prices of your purchases?.

 

[MisterAsianLover]

How much are the regular prices of your purchases?.

Averages about $75. But, sometimes, I buy $175 worth of items and sometimes I buy $45 worth of purchases. Large standard deviation.

 

[Falconero]

Averages about $75. But, sometimes, I buy $175 worth of items and sometimes I buy $45 worth of purchases. Large standard deviation.

You talking about a 60% discount on most items?.

 

[MisterAsianLover]

You talking about a 60% discount on most items?.

No, just talking about my basket total at checkout.

 

[peace]

It's a secret. Don't want her harassed by members of this board as a result of my post.

Same with Asian Angela?

 

[User-E]

I've never used Amazon. I don't shop online. I research online, then go to the store to buy. I'm old and stuck in my ways.

 

[MisterAsianLover]

I've never used Amazon. I don't shop online. I research online, then go to the store to buy. I'm old and stuck in my ways.

I need to host an intervention for you - hehe.

 

[MisterAsianLover]

Same with Asian Angela?

I can't control how other human beings interact with Angela. I can only control my own interaction with her.

 

[BlueBalls]

For a second there I thought you were talking about her.

 

[MisterAsianLover]

No, I am talking about this Asian Angela:

 

[peace]

:good:

 

[peace]

Whatever happened to the drone delivery idea?

I've also heard that Amazon will have 1-2 hour delivery on some items.

It's a great system for some things and not so great for others. Don't assume that Amazon has the best prices all of the time. I've found better deals elsewhere. And many chains do price-matching even against Amazon.

Only in USA.....you are fortunate.

 

[MisterAsianLover]

Only in USA.....you are fortunate.

I don't want drone delivery. I get my packages delivered to the post office - Amazon pays them a processing fee - and I pick them up at my convenience, when I am passing by.

 

[User-E]

I need to host an intervention for you - hehe.

I followed your advice and ordered something online today.

I tried my normal method of shopping - researched online, found an electric blanket I wanted on the Sears website (do you know how hard it is to find a store that stocks electric blankets during summer months?!), went to the mall - and found out that they had none left.

:Crying/:

So I came home, went online and ordered one!

One reason I don't usually shop online is because I don't have a credit card, but I do have a Visa Debit which was accepted by Sears.

 

[MisterAsianLover]

I followed your advice and ordered something online today.

I tried my normal method of shopping - researched online, found an electric blanket I wanted on the Sears website (do you know how hard it is to find a store that stocks electric blankets during summer months?!), went to the mall - and found out that they had none left.

:Crying/:

So I came home, went online and ordered one!

One reason I don't usually shop online is because I don't have a credit card, but I do have a Visa Debit which was accepted by Sears.

Do you have cold extremities and therefore wanted an electric blanket for night-time sleeping?

My wife has the opposite problem - she generates body heat like a furnace. She often remarks that my hands are too cold.

 

[MisterAsianLover]

I just ordered another package from Amazon. I am addicted.

I look at it this way though: I don't want to save money for retirement. I don't believe in that. I want to enjoy my life when I am young and capable. So, I have three choices:

a) Spend money on prostitutes
b) Spend money on my wife
c) Spend money on myself

When I was first married, I chose option B. Then, later on, I migrated to option A. Now, I am interested in choosing option C, for the most part.

Eventually, I will find my way back to Option A again. It's an addiction that never goes away.

 

[User-E]

Do you have cold extremities and therefore wanted an electric blanket for night-time sleeping?

My wife has the opposite problem - she generates body heat like a furnace. She often remarks that my hands are too cold.

Yes, I get cold at night, even during the summer.

Unlike most people, I'd rather turn the heat down during the day when I'm active, then turn it up at night, because I can't sleep if I'm cold. If I use an electric blanket I don't have to turn the heat on or up as high.