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Anal Sex, What's Stopping Some of You From Doing It?

TROOPS

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What is up with guys that are still grossed out about banging a chick up the ass.
I have friends that are still grossed out when i tell about banging a chix ass. They joke about shit on a dick and such nonsense. Just baby wipe the shit off if there is any. I'm not grossed out about anything when it comes to sex.(only smelly pussies) Don't even care if she's on her period. If there is any shit on a dick, i try to hide it so the chick is not embarrased

I had a one nite stand with a chick one time, went to her place. I banged her ass doggy style aggressively, lost my balance and my cock popped out of her ass.........and along came out a little rabbit poo. Didn't want her to feel embarassed, so i just flicked it off the bed.

Continued banging her ass, then i looked down at the floor and there was her cat licking the little rabbit poo. After i busted a nut, she handed me a baby wipe, turned my back to her to wipe, and little brown stains on it after wiping......big deal. Saved her the embarassement by doing it this way. Got up to dress, shooed away her cat and kicked the poo under her bed and left.

If you're a guy that don't bang chix asses, my question is, whats stopping you?
 
The are only two elements stopping me!

1. It's not on her menu!

2. She won't do it for an extra 150.00!

I lust the female cornhole!
 
I'm not grossed out about anything when it comes to sex.(only smelly pussies) Don't even care if she's on her period.

Wait a moment!

Flooding of biblical proportions do not scare you away, and yet you can't handle a bit of bush whacking?

I'm sure red looks fabulous on you Troops. :good: Just no fur coats. I get it now!
 
Do those chix get to bang your ass? What's stopping them?

If it guarantees me entry into her dark hole, okay, but I'm picking the size of dildo and she better give me a reach around during! :LMAO:
 
Wait a moment!

Flooding of biblical proportions do not scare you away, and yet you can't handle a bit of bush whacking?

I'm sure red looks fabulous on you Troops. :good: Just no fur coats. I get it now!

Hairy pussy........big no no in my books. Can't do it. Makes me gag like smelly pussies. Blood is just another bodily fluid. Big deal
 
Hairy pussy........big no no in my books. Can't do it. Makes me gag like smelly pussies. Blood is just another bodily fluid. Big deal

But I thought a fur muff is suppose to be rather warm and comforting.

:biggrin2:
 
Just for Troops...

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Even a bit of pink showing for you!
 
Hey Troopsie , why you get banned on the other board? Its no fun over there now:grrrrrr:
 
I had a thread about Anal Sex......If you want it, then you should
also return the favour and get your butt done too.....
 
What is up with guys that are still grossed out about banging a chick up the ass.
I have friends that are still grossed out when i tell about banging a chix ass. They joke about shit on a dick and such nonsense. Just baby wipe the shit off if there is any. I'm not grossed out about anything when it comes to sex.(only smelly pussies) Don't even care if she's on her period. If there is any shit on a dick, i try to hide it so the chick is not embarrased

I had a one nite stand with a chick one time, went to her place. I banged her ass doggy style aggressively, lost my balance and my cock popped out of her ass.........and along came out a little rabbit poo. Didn't want her to feel embarassed, so i just flicked it off the bed.

Continued banging her ass, then i looked down at the floor and there was her cat licking the little rabbit poo. After i busted a nut, she handed me a baby wipe, turned my back to her to wipe, and little brown stains on it after wiping......big deal. Saved her the embarassement by doing it this way. Got up to dress, shooed away her cat and kicked the poo under her bed and left.

If you're a guy that don't bang chix asses, my question is, whats stopping you?

Have you met Senor Gomes yet?.
 
The only thing stopping me from having anal sex is the women. :biggrin2:

I had a thread about Anal Sex......If you want it, then you should
also return the favour and get your butt done too.....

This has been pointed out to me in the past by other partners and is a fair comment. The first partner I had with anal sex laid this exactly out for me. She was convinced that she would hate anal and so if she had to endure it then so should I. We agreed on just fingers to start slowly. She would be first. To her and my surprise she enjoyed my finger so much she asked me to continue more with two fingers. This led to full on anal which she enjoyed tremendously. When it came time for my turn as she put it she just said "I doubt you'd like it" and that was it.

The only time in my life I actually prayed and it worked.
 
Dating women is hard enough and I really really rather not have them think I'm a pain in the ass!
 
Hey Troopsie , why you get banned on the other board? Its no fun over there now:grrrrrr:

That's why we hang around here. It's a big happy family until somebody gets upset but the hair pulling and eye gouging is quick and then back to happy happy!

The smell of ass is usually what stops me from anal btw.
 
I had a thread about Anal Sex......If you want it, then you should
also return the favour and get your butt done too.....

I did make this deal several years ago. She bought a strap-on (of modest size thank heavens) and used it on me first. None of the sub-plot of domination or other nonsense, just a straight pegging. For those that have had a prostate massage, the feeling is similar just not quite as good. Proper prep so no "accidents" or pain.
My turn to do her. A lot more difficult. Way more stretch-out time required and lots more lube. Really a lot of work just to get the damn thing in. To tell you the truth I was disappointed in the whole thing. Kept having to re-lube and once you got going it wasn't any tighter than a woman with good keigels. Don't bother with it anymore. I mean how many different holes do you really need to stick it in? I prefer the self-lubricating one that makes her cum or the one with the tongue and suction.
 
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