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Candyman

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Really what is the big deal with putting your penis where one shits. Seriously, I have been reading many stories or reviews as you call them and I don't get it. Doesn't the brown stuff comes out after you pull your dick out. Doesn't it hurts the girl?.
 
Candyman said:
Really what is the big deal with putting your penis where one shits. Seriously, I have been reading many stories or reviews as you call them and I don't get it. Doesn't the brown stuff comes out after you pull your dick out. Doesn't it hurts the girl?.

Not when she is the one with the strap-on
 
Methinks Candyman is a 10 year old boy.
Butt sex has several positive aspects: it's different, its tighter, and its way more humiliating to a woman.

Personally, after I've banged a chick in the ass I serenade her with Van Morrison's "Brown Eye Girl"
 
Candyman you must do on to yourself as you intend on doing to others. I suggest to find a dildo and place it into your bum hole, use lots of Vaseline and you will be fine. Then you will qualify to put you penis into a dark hershy hole! If you feel bad about doing it to a woman, start off with a burly he-man. You won't feel as guilty, go for it!!
 
Short-hairless said:
Personally, after I've banged a chick in the ass I serenade her with Van Morrison's "Brown Eye Girl"

Ha Ha Ha I almost pissed my pants amigo :lol:
 
Candyman said:
Really what is the big deal with putting your penis where one shits. Seriously, I have been reading many stories or reviews as you call them and I don't get it.

Let's see how can I answer this. I think the big deal about it is because its done in pornos, and its something different to and a new place for guys to stick thier penis.

Doesn't the brown stuff comes out after you pull your dick out.

Well this could happen, and usually if the girls doesn't prepare properly the day before or have a proper diet.

Doesn't it hurts the girl?.

lubrication is your best friend, spit does not work. just because you see them spit doesn't mean that you should too. first time yes it can, not done in a very long time yes it can. not enough lube yes it can, going into fast yes it can, ways to avoid it from hurting would be using a butt plug sleeping with it the night before helps which is what some porn stars do before they do a 1 hour pounding anal scence. silicon lube works best, but there are some really great water base lubes that are just as fantastic elbow grease or maximus . as for using butt plugs they come in so many shapes and materials you pretty much have to play with few of them to find your favorite, but on the market best ones I would say are silicon and glass. but if your using silicon lube and silicon butt plug is a huge no-no unless you want your ass to feel like it's on fire.

done properly the best orgasms happen. :love:
 


and FYI anal sex is also illegal some brothels in nevada and some states in the USA
 
Short-hairless said:
Butt sex has several positive aspects ... and its way more humiliating to a woman.

How can you consider it "positive" to humiliate a woman unless you're an asshole yourself?
 
rileydaniels said:
,,,,,,and FYI anal sex is also illegal some brothels in nevada and some states in the USA

and still is illegal in many parts of Canada too. I believe it is still illegal in Ontario as well......

I also agree with the general consensus that Candyman is really a 10 yr old boy........
 
rileydaniels said:


and FYI anal sex is also illegal some brothels in nevada and some states in the USA


This video is useless without real people doing it.
 
I've only given anal sex when the lovely lady has requested or a curiosity has come up.

Other than that I really could care less one way or the other truth be known.
 
TO Senor Gomes or anyone else that loves to enter the dark holes of chocolate. What would you do if while your pounding the brown eye, the young lady yells "FIRE IN THE HOLE" :lol::lol:

Candyman you're a troll sir!
 
Poor candyman hasn't enjoyed the pleasures of the chocolate starfish.
 
I've banged a couple of girls up the 'choco channel', but I don't find anything special about it (from a physical pleasure standpoint) even if the chick has an amazing ass. I'd rather do it old school, and bounce her doggie!
But, It's really the girl that gets any sensations anal sex from it really.
 
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