Answer & Ask A Random Question

[Art Mann]

Ever get part way through the day and realize that the bandaid disappeared from your finger hours ago, but have no idea where it went? Hmmmmmm

Did you ever discover it in the salad?

 

[Transient]

How did this band-aid get in my...:blush2:?

 

[Oilcan]

What are you all blabbing about?.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Who blabbed?

 

[Transient]

Would you accept the collect charges?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Would I have to talk to Madman in the process?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call?

 

[Transient]

What does it mean that I am singing the Ghostbuster's theme song, but substituting in the word Bra-busters?

 

[SQUISH]

Spam them.

Cantaloupe or Honeydew?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Cantaloupe

Have you ever been somebody's hero?

 

[Senor Gomes]

Everyday (have kids)

Have you ever drank mojitos?.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Far too many then I care to admit.

Is it actually possible to wear your heart on your sleeve?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

You betcha.

Have you soaked up some sunshine yet today?

 

[Danolo]

What do I have to do to get my wife back to the sexual mood she was in when we were first together?

I sympathize, Primo... I suspect the thing that would relight her fire, would for you to be leaving her.
When I was in the process of leaving my first wife - packing, etc, she suddenly decided she wanted hot kinky sex again.... didn't work...

My random question: What is a good food snack to eat before bed that won't keep me awake, and will even help me sleep?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

A small bowl of corn flakes or Special K usually helps tide me over till breakfast.

Do you like bananas?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Yes. The potassium in that fruit prevents leg cramps.

When does yes mean no?

 

[papasmerf]

When a politician says it.

Would a walk on the sun cause dehydration?

 

[Art Mann]

A walk on the sun would not only cause dehydration, it would cause total meltdown.

That's a pretty darn hot spot.

:-Cool/"

Question:

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

 

[Prick]

Depends which leg he uses.


How long is a piece of string?.

 

[papasmerf]

in theory its length is infinate

Why is it called American Cheese?