Answer & Ask A Random Question

[Wise Guy]

Cause it is neither American or cheese.

Why i it called American Eagle?.

 

[papasmerf]

Cause it is neither American or cheese.

Why i it called American Eagle?.

Because that is the store's trademarked name.

why doesmilk come in bag in Canada?

 

[Art Mann]

Because that's how our cows package it for us.

What's the speed limit of sex?

 

[papasmerf]

Unrestricted but no burning rubber

is this really necessary??

 

[Art Mann]

No, but sex with cruise control set at 69 certainly is.

Were you macho enough to jog home from the hospital after the vasectomy?

 

[PLOS]

I walked home on my hands so everyone would think I was a bald guy with a really long nose!


What is it with people today?

 

[SmrtJock]

They've never seen a bald guy with a really long nose!


What is with kids these days?.

 

[God]

Just being kids.

What's with the adults these days?.

 

[Stoner]

Pineapple.


Who is who lately?.

 

[Betthehouse]

Rob Ford used to be a who.

Looking forward to winter?.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Eff no.

Have you groped somebody today?

 

[Art Mann]

Groping Miss Amy right now, mentally, with one hand, while the other's busy groping you know what.

Why is sex like a bridge game?

 

[Spy vs Spy]

You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

You having meat today?.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Every day.

Who wants their nipples pinched Funky & Music

 

[God]

Art Mann.

Madman getting jealous?.

 

[Art Mann]

He should be, considering how sexy it was having Miss Jessica and Miss Laila working my nipples . . . and other body parts.

What's the height of conceit?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

About 5'-10" in North America or just slightly above modesty in Europe.

Is is possible to piss around a corner?

 

[Art Mann]

Depends whether it's an inside > corner or an outside < corner.

What name does GOD holler when having an orgasm?

 

[Art Mann]

That's easy: the union boss

What do you suppose Madman thinks?

:biggrin2:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Who wants to augment whom?