Are you there God? It's me, Anneliese...

[HOF]

Pre-teen chick book by Judy Blume, no sports, no nudes=No Read!:biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

Pre-teen chick book by Judy Blume, no sports, no nudes=No Read!:biggrin2:

must have gotten it for my daughter back in the day

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Anneliese, have you ever watched the show The Almighty Johnsons? It is about Norse Gods and Goddesses reincarnated in present day New Zealand. It is one of my fave shows cuz it's geared towards smart adults, funny as heck, and has lots of juicy sex scenes :wink2:

 

[Anneliese]

Anneliese, have you ever watched the show The Almighty Johnsons? It is about Norse Gods and Goddesses reincarnated in present day New Zealand. It is one of my fave shows cuz it's geared towards smart adults, funny as heck, and has lots of juicy sex scenes :wink2:

No I have not! But now I need to! I am totally into the Norse Pantheon!... ( trying to reconnect with my Teutonic roots...) Freyja is my Matron and the Sow that got me into this escorting gig....Will have to Google that. Unfortunately no cable tv in this house, just internet, but will see what I can drum up. Awesome! Thanks for the suggestion!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

You're welcome. I'm sure someone on here can point you towards streaming episodes online if you ask nicely. Enjoy!

 

[God]

There is the Book....Are You There God? It's Me Margaret.

And here I am thinking she is looking for me :blush2:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

You're welcome. I'm sure someone on here can point you towards streaming episodes online if you ask nicely. Enjoy!

 

[-b]

And here I am thinking she is looking for me :blush2:

Sorry, The Book is funny .....but read it awhile back....But a teen, young woman....thing..
At first I thought she was posting to you too....:wink2:

 

[Baz]

I'm assuming you are referring to this https://paganwiccan.about.com/od/godsandgoddesses/tp/PaganGods.htm Ms Annaliese. I do recall in a post you mentioned you are a Pagan and a practising witch. I find this very interesting and if you don't mind I would love to know about some of your practices and beliefs. It may surprise many here but you Annaliese I find unique,. somewhat struggling with your career choice. You seek the financial gains from the weakness of men but realize with your intellect you could be following a different career path. You priced yourself high to keep down the amount of clients and simultaneously attempt to attract older gentlemen that will be less tiring in bed or at least that is your hope. Am I at all close in my judgemental trollish assessment. Not to fear me Annaliese I like you am constantly bombarded with flames so we do have that in common.

 

[Bubba]

Baz, how was your happy ending?

 

[Baz]

Bubba, reading comprehension is a skill needed to properly conduct yourself on the board. If you read my post properly you would have known it was strictly a massage of the back only.

 

[Bubba]

Bubba, reading comprehension is a skill needed to properly conduct yourself on the board. If you read my post properly you would have known it was strictly a massage of the back only.

Let me repeat myself.

You paid for it. Fluck I ain't wasting my time on you anymore.

Turning the page now.

 

[Baz]

Let me repeat myself.

You paid for it. Fluck I ain't wasting my time on you anymore.

Turning the page now.

Bubba, I paid true I don't deny I paid 40 for the door and handed the young lady a generous tip because I didn't want her feeling ripped off after she informed me she didn't receive any money from the door fee. You must of missed the part about no sexual touching, which is fine. Perhaps you're having an off day.

 

[Gabriella Laurence]

You priced yourself high to keep down the amount of clients and simultaneously attempt to attract older gentlemen that will be less tiring in bed or at least that is your hope. Am I at all close in my judgemental trollish assessment.

Well, I have to admit this is one of the funniest assumptions I have ever read regarding a lady's choice of clientele lol

 

[Baz]

Well, I have to admit this is one of the funniest assumptions I have ever read regarding a lady's choice of clientele lol

I'm trying to learn Gabriella and my assumptions may be out of left field. Older men over the age of 50 possibly 60 based on stamina must be easier to deal with as opposed to a testosterone filled 20 to 30 year old.

 

[Art Mann]

Hmmmm . . . The Preacherman and the Goddess

Hmmmm . . . The Preacherman and the Goddess

I'm assuming you are referring to this https://paganwiccan.about.com/od/godsandgoddesses/tp/PaganGods.htm Ms Annaliese. I do recall in a post you mentioned you are a Pagan and a practising witch. I find this very interesting and if you don't mind I would love to know about some of your practices and beliefs. . . .

Now this could be an interesting conversation. I see a tale of a pure seduction, with Miss Annaliese scripting an erotic ending.

. . . Am I at all close in my judgemental trollish assessment. . . .

Doesn't really matter, baz, but it is nice to see self-awareness emerge in this little zinger.

. . .Not to fear me Annaliese I like you am constantly bombarded with flames so we do have that in common.

Sounds like you two could have a pretty fiery relationship. You up for this Miss Annaliese?

 

[Baz]

Always playing the match maker Art but I don't believe Ida will allow it. I can ask Ida if she'd be interested in inviting Annaliese to a nice restaurant for a meal and conversation if Annaliese would be interested.

 

[HOF]

Bubba, I paid true I don't deny I paid 40 for the door and handed the young lady a generous tip because I didn't want her feeling ripped off after she informed me she didn't receive any money from the door fee. You must HAVE missed the part about no sexual touching, which is fine. Perhaps you're having an off day.

Fixed your post.

 

[Baz]

Fixed your post.

Thank you HOF for looking after my grammar. It's been a long day and I'm very tired. These 14 hours days are incredibly exhausting but at least I have you looking out for me wearing your Grammar Nazi badge proudly stamped on your forehead for all too see.

 

[Art Mann]

Now hold on a minute there, baz.

HOF was just trying to help you. Please give him the chance.