Area 51 Scientist's Deathbed Show & Tell

[Butch]

Before he died renowned Area 51 scientist Boyd Bushman wanted to have a show and tell about what he knew and the photos to prove it. He was a senior scientist for Lockheed Martin Aeronautics Company. Mr. Bushman holds 26 patents. Boyd was born 20 July 1936 in Globe, Arizona to Mitchell S. and Glenda Porter Bushman.

He was raised in Show Low, Arizona and graduated from Snowflake Union High school. His early interest in science was nurtured by his mother Glenda, George A. Smith, and David A. Butler. He received a Bachelor of Science degree from Brigham Young University- majoring in both math and physics.

Boyd also earned an MBA from the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor. Do you really think somebody with his reputation and brilliant mind would not show us the truth before he passed away?

https://suppressedinformation.wordpress.com/tag/boyd-bushman/

 

[Butch]

 

[Massimo]

So it did happen :Monkey:

 

[bobistheowl]

I don't think that's an alien; it looks more like just a pickled punk.

 

[Guido]

I don't think that's an alien; it looks more like just a pickled punk.

You have any pickled pigs feet?? I have a sneaky suspicion it's a hoax and he's a fraud.

 

[bobistheowl]

...I have a sneaky suspicion it's a hoax and he's a fraud.

In that case, it would be a 'bouncer' or a 'gaffer' - see Wikipedia link to "pickled punks" in past #4. There used to be several pages of photos of them at rotten dot com. I haven't seen a real one publicly exhibited in years. I will tell you though, that I stopped slipping turnip under the table to the dog after that. Parents today need to do a better job picking and chosing their idle threats, or the kids will just tune them out completely.

 

[papasmerf]

By no means do I believe we are alone in this universe.

I do however question that we are interesting enough to visit.

 

[oldguyzer]

By no means do I believe we are alone in this universe.

I do however question that we are interesting enough to visit.

Some of us more than others :biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

By no means do I believe we are alone in this universe.

I do however question that we are interesting enough to visit.

I agree with the first statement and I'd like to object to the second part with respect to myself. Crazy porn fetish aside I like to think I'm a pretty interesting person that ANY alien race would love to visit.
































And by pretty interesting I mean "pretty" as an adverb and not an adjective that would lead someone to think I was attractive in a delicate way without being truly beautiful or handsome.




























Ok.....that may not have come out sounding all masculine like when I said pretty in a delicate way. WHAT I MEANT TO SAY was..........OH I HAVE A HEADACHE.

 

[papasmerf]

I agree with the first statement and I'd like to object to the second part with respect to myself. Crazy porn fetish aside I like to think I'm a pretty interesting person that ANY alien race would love to visit.
































And by pretty interesting I mean "pretty" as an adverb and not an adjective that would lead someone to think I was attractive in a delicate way without being truly beautiful or handsome.




























Ok.....that may not have come out sounding all masculine like when I said pretty in a delicate way. WHAT I MEANT TO SAY was..........OH I HAVE A HEADACHE.

I see, so Midget, Amish porn is an acquired taste.....

I am not sure that transcends the light years between us.

 

[Transient]

Crazy porn fetish aside I like to think I'm a pretty interesting person that ANY alien race would love to probe.

I fixed your post.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Permission to ban Transient?

 

[The cute one]

Permission to ban Transient?

Denied

 

[User-P]

Permission to bang Transient?

Granted.

 

[bobistheowl]

By no means do I believe we are alone in this universe.

I do however question that we are interesting enough to visit.

Keep in mind that Internet only travels at the speed of light in the vacuum of space, so many alien cultures don't know yet that Reverse has retired.

 

[papasmerf]

Keep in mind that Internet only travels at the speed of light in the vacuum of space, so many alien cultures don't know yet that Reverse has retired.

When wrapped in a laser radio waves become linear the distance they can travel is improved but alignment of the receiver must be precise.

Non-linear waves have a wider margin for error. but a shortened range.

 

[Transient]

Granted.

WTF!?!? Not yours to grant, not yours to grant!

 

[User-P]

WTF!?!? Not yours to grant, not yours to grant!

I think it's the butt shots you've been posting that captured his interest.

Sure you won't reconsider? He does have impeccable references.

 

[User-E]

I think it's the butt shots you've been posting that captured his interest.

Sure you won't reconsider? He does have impeccable references.

And the ladies say he has good hygiene. :good:

 

[oldguyzer]

Keep in mind that Internet only travels at the speed of light in the vacuum of space, so many alien cultures don't know yet that Reverse has retired.

Sorry, not according to that hack Einstein.