There is nothing better than...

[papasmerf]

Man, I dated her. Bad news women have a way of moving around.

should have listened to her brother, Satan, when he said she scared him.

 

[Prick]

should have listened to her brother, Satan, when he said she scared him.

He was her stepbrother why the confusion.

 

[Crossfire]

Sleeping well every night without the worries where the next dollar is coming in.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

should have listened to her brother, Satan, when he said she scared him.

That one time that the sonofabitch wasn't lying eh?

 

[Snail]

That one time that the sonofabitch wasn't lying eh?

LMAO, lying is all about timing :writing:

 

[HOF]

Having the winning numbers to the Lotto Max when it's 50 million!

 

[Thriller]

Peace.

 

[Sticky]

Free sex.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Getting a text from a chick that says:
"Shit this is the most boring dinner date I've been on EVER. Have you got any cold wine?"
I reply:
"1996 Champagne, Domestic Gewurztraminer, couple of good Bourgogne. What have you got in mind?"
Her:
"Let's get drunk and fuck."


DONE AND DONE!!!!!

 

[-b]

Sleeping well every night without the worries where the next dollar is coming in.

I know this feeling......Breathing easier now....

Waking up to a wonderful surprise ......
Knowing and realizing that I have true friends who are there for me.....
Helping your family when they need it....

 

[kat calla]

An orgasm.

 

[-b]

An orgasm.

/-Thumbs-up::/

 

[LickingGravity]

Having a pretty woman gently perform BLS while you enjoy a good single malt

 

[Cardinal Fang]

An orgasm.

*Applauds*

 

[Madman]

A warm apple pie on a Saturday night.:Crying2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Euphemism?

 

[Madman]

Euphemism?

Is she hot, you have pics of Euph?

 

[Willy]

Having a sugar Mama.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Creating a snow angel on a winter day. Then peeing on it.

 

[thesun]

Being awoken by an incredible mind blowing BJ.