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[TROOPS]

Ask any member question or ask for advice.

Starting with Dear(members name)

 

[oldguyzer]

Dear Troops

Why do you insist on starting stupid threads?

 

[TROOPS]

Dear Troops

Why do you insist on starting stupid threads?

Its just my way of venting and speaking whats on my mind, rather than sugar coating what most are afraid to ask or talk about




Dear Oldguyzer
Why do you have a pickle in your ass all the time? Don't you think its time to pull it out and just take a bite?

 

[oldguyzer]

Dear Oldguyzer
Why do you have a pickle in your ass all the time? Don't you think its time to pull it out and just take a bite?

That's two questions. Your answers are:

It's more fun than venting by posting stupid threads.
As for the first bite...all yours....

Dear Troops

Don't you get fed up of everyone thinking you're a twerp?

 

[TROOPS]

That's two questions. Your answers are:

It's more fun than venting by posting stupid threads.
As for the first bite...all yours....

Dear Troops

Don't you get fed up of everyone thinking you're a twerp?

Nope. I'm just not uptight like you.

 

[TROOPS]

Dear Troops,

Have you ever considered starting a career in stand up comedy

i am not being condescending, but honestly find your posts hilarious

Thanks bro. Good to know, i still have an audience.
The thought has come to mind many times but like many on this board and the other red board i was a long time member of, i can't please everyone. Some just don't get my humour, and i have a feeling, it will be the same up on the stage.

Search my threads on the red board..........i have numberous i've started, and you'll see what i'm talking about, in terms of some folks just don't get my humour while most do.

 

[TROOPS]

Dear Baz,
Can i watch you bang your wife and jerk off? I promise not to shoot my load on your head

 

[Beef Jerky]

Dear Ida. Why do you put up with Baz?.

I hear he has a small dick.

 

[ida]

Dear Beef Jerky why are you such a jerk?

 

[ida]

Dear Baz,
Can i watch you bang your wife and jerk off? I promise not to shoot my load on your head

Dear Troops.

does you talk this way in front of your mother or sister?

 

[Pullmyfinger]

Prick, why did you give millions away to be such a prick?

 

[TROOPS]

Dear Troops.

does you talk this way in front of your mother or sister?

No. of course not. my mom and sis talk like this in front of me, so theyve been a bad influence all my life.

 

[Officer]

Dear site members. Why are you like myself that should be sleeping.

Why are you up at this time.

 

[TROOPS]

Dear site members. Why are you like myself that should be sleeping.

Why are you up at this time.

Cuz i was jerkin to incest porn the last hour cuz i so wanna bang my sexy aunt. I feel complete now. So good nite officer.

 

[TINY]

Dear masturbators, it's midnight. Do you know where your wife is?.

 

[Madman]

Dear Papasmerf,

why have you not served cold coffee yet?

 

[Madman]

Dear Robin,

I have to say this quietly, get closer.....why is papa still here??

 

[papasmerf]

Dear Papasmerf,

why have you not served cold coffee yet?

because I no longer work for you.

SMERF LPC. owns the place now and guess who is CEO/CFO/COO

 

[peace]

Bliss?

 

[Madman]

DEAR PEACE,

is Bliss with you?