My RANT!!! about Maintenance

[Ang]

A statement should always be backed up by recent photos!!:666:




Really, well then all I can say is " a statement should always be backed up by recent photos."

Told ya she didn't wear much :gasp:

 

[tboy]

That woman from Who's Got Talent or WTF that show is called...


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...-gets-glamorous-Hollywood-make--loves-it.html

AHHHH I thought the name sounded familiar.....she does look nice now....and it isn't like they gave her a nose jump, as stated, just tidied her up a bit.....(plus you have to realize she's in show business so that's a 'whole 'nother ballgame'.....

I remember seeing the video way back when and you could see Simon's face when she came out then after she started singing......that was worth a million bucks if I ever saw it....

 

[Cycleguy007]

AHHHH I thought the name sounded familiar.....she does look nice now....and it isn't like they gave her a nose jump, as stated, just tidied her up a bit.....(plus you have to realize she's in show business so that's a 'whole 'nother ballgame'.....

Speakin of other ball games:



:shock:

 

[SillyGirl]

I'm giddy!

I'm giddy!

omg, my Avon order arrived today and I have so much cool new footstuff to try! I did the foot mask, now I'm doing the milk soak, next will be the lavender soak and then the exfoliating scrub, then the usual vaseline, then lotion. I will have the softest feet ever! :yahoo2::yahoo2::yahoo2:

yes I realize this means I may have crossed the line to Pathetic, but I don't care.

 

[jumpingjackflash]

omg, my Avon order arrived today and I have so much cool new footstuff to try! I did the foot mask, now I'm doing the milk soak, next will be the lavender soak and then the exfoliating scrub, then the usual vaseline, then lotion. I will have the softest feet ever! :yahoo2::yahoo2::yahoo2:

yes I realize this means I may have crossed the line to Pathetic, but I don't care.

Nothing sexier than soft feet with pedicured nails. :spiteful:


BTW, where's Ang? I miss his wife.

 

[SillyGirl]

I now officially have the softest feet ever! omg this Avon stuff is awesome! :great:

I know, I'm a dork.

 

[a 1 player]

I know, I'm a dork.

No, I'm a dork...

May the 4th be with you.

 

[-b]

I now officially have the softest feet ever! omg this Avon stuff is awesome! :great:

I know, I'm a dork.

Maybe you should do my feet.......:toocool:
Then we could wax each other......
Then go out for the evening ...You pick up a Hunk and I get rejected
by women......:sorry:
May I say I sent a I would like to take you out....maybe wine and dinner
over night....And a No reply........What hurts the most she is an escort.....:sorry:
Back to POF for free...and the crazies......:sorry:

 

[SillyGirl]

Maybe you should do my feet.......:toocool:
Then we could wax each other......
Then go out for the evening ...You pick up a Hunk and I get rejected
by women......:sorry:
May I say I sent a I would like to take you out....maybe wine and dinner
over night....And a No reply........What hurts the most she is an escort.....:sorry:
Back to POF for free...and the crazies......

LOL, sorry you are stuck doing your own feet. I am happy to recommend products.

and waxing, omg, that is best left to professionals. I couldn't do that to someone, and I don't understand how people do it to themselves. How do you not flinch and ruin the rip when you know exactly when the pull is coming?

Waxgirl here uses cold wax, that hurts a lot less. Sometimes I still flinch a little though.

Sorry to hear the wine and dinner didn't work out...good luck with the crazies.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Nothing sexier than soft feet with pedicured nails. :spiteful:


BTW, where's Ang? I miss his wife.

Him and CG kind of disappeared at the same time.

I remember ''Fred'' once intimating that they were one and the same person.

Makes you wonder.

 

[SillyGirl]

Bad things happen when we try to do things that are best left to professionals! :shocking:

Never Wax Your Hoo-Ha


All hair removal methods have tricked women with

their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors,
Nair and now...the wax. Read on......

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come
home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring
painfully in my mind for the next few hours: 'Maybe I should pull the waxing
kit out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise: the
bathroom. It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot
wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you
peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull
the hair right off.

No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm
not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA
THINK!?!)

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips
facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my
genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees.
'Cold wax,' yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my20thigh. Hold the skin
around it tight and pull. It works!

OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too
bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me!

I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and
maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north. After checking
on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting
championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.

Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip
across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my
hoo-ha and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (it was a long
strip) I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!

Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to
pull off half the strip. CRAP! Another deep breath and RIPP! Everything is
spinning and spotted.

I think I may pass out.....must stay
conscious...must stay conscious. Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe,
breathe...OK, back to normal.

I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the
one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I
want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair.
I hold up the strip!

There's no hair on it.

Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???

Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on
the toilet. I see the hair. The ha ir that should be on the strip...it's
not! I touch. I am touching wax.

I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my
body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next
BIG mistake... remember my foot is still propped upon the toilet? I know I
need to do something. So I put my foot down.

Sealed shut! My butt is sealed shut. Sealed shut!

I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure
out what to do and think to myself 'Please don't let me get the urge to
poop..

My head may pop off!' What can I do to melt the wax?

Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the
hottest water I can stand, into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered
bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right???
*WRONG!!!!!!!*

I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than
that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.

Now, the only thing worse than having your nether
regions glued together, is having them glued together and then glued to the
bottom of the tub....in scalding hot water.

Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.

So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though
I had cemented myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced
me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!

I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed
before and has some secret of how to get me u ndone. It's a very good
conversation starter. 'So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued together to the
bottom of the tub!'
There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret
tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me.

She wants to know exactly where the wax is located,
Are we talking cheeks or hoo-ha?'

She's laughing out loud by now . I can hear her. I
give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the
box.
YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.

While we go through various solutions. I resort to
trying to scrape the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better than to have
your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in
super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain
is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going
to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.

My friend is still talking with me when I finally
see my saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.
What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub
some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared
the dickens out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care.

IT WORKS!!

It works !!' I get a hearty congratulation from my
friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and
then notice to my grief and despair... THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF
IT! So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I
could have amputated my own leg at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair color......

 

[Art Mann]

Coincidentally, I had a pedicure today for the first time.

What a great treat for the feet.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Coincidentally, I had a pedicure today for the first time.

What a great treat for the feet.

How much did that run you?

 

[Art Mann]

How much did that run you?

$28 bucks and well worth it.

Sat in a back-massage chair, soaking my feet in a basin of water, with a beautiful young lady washing my feet, clipping my toenails, scrubbing away flaky skin with pumice stone, massaging my feet and so on. An excellent service provider, in my opinion.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

$28 bucks and well worth it.

Sat in a back-massage chair, soaking my feet in a basin of water, with a beautiful young lady washing my feet, clipping my toenails, scrubbing away flaky skin with pumice stone, massaging my feet and so on. An excellent service provider, in my opinion.

Sounds like a good deal. Was that an Asian experience?

 

[Art Mann]

Matter of fact it was an Asian experience.

Which meant I couldn't understand a thing they were saying to each other about me.

 

[SillyGirl]

$28 is a great deal.

I rarely go for pedis cuz I don't like anyone touching my feet.

I do have a coupon for a $20 shellac manicure though, I will definitely take advantage of that. Even if they charge me another $10 to take the polish off, it's still a bargain. :great:

 

[Guido]

Him and CG kind of disappeared at the same time.

I remember ''Fred'' once intimating that they were one and the same person.

Makes you wonder.

Another member told me the same thing and also added Ridgeman and CG were the same guy. Either way I miss the spandex wearing dude, he posted some great pics.

 

[peace]

Matter of fact it was an Asian experience.

Which meant I couldn't understand a thing they were saying to each other about me.

WHere??!?!?!?
ps. Actually my feet are always soft. I remember one of my Asian friends was freaking out over my soft feet. i was like..huh...aren't all of our feet soft? Sorry I didnt mean to brag.

 

[peace]

then again, there are a few things I wish I had re:my body but life is too short worrying about them. Just have to embrace them and move on.
ps. Once dated a woman who spent 2 hours in her bathroom everyday. Yikes 2 friggin long hours and I honestly thought she didnt need any of it. She looked way better naturally. Nevertheless she did have so many positive qualities. Thus I didnt mind the trade off. Yet and unfortunately it was a long distance relationship.