Auctioning my wife.

[Littlefinger]

EACE:

I think this whole thing has the potential to be an epic fail. I throw this out there for consideration, not to be a dick, so temper the knee jerk reactions.

The woman's 'fantasy' is to be auctioned off for sex to the highest bidder in a quasi-public auction. Ok. Let's think about that.

Let's say 10 guys tee up, and actually show up. You're bidding on (for argument's sake) two hours of sex. Sex goes for $250-$300/hour on average in the SP world, so starting bid should be no lower than $500. How many guys are still in? Then, who's going to take the bidding up to something meaningful post initial $500 bid to make the auction itself what SHE wants it to be?

Is bidding going to increase in $5 increments? because anything like $25 or $50 increments and the bidding is likely going to be very short-lived unless guys have a willingness to wind up spending $5K or more for a non-SP encounter. Buzz kill for the woman who wants to be the object of desire during an extended auctioning period.

The lower the increments, she feels cheap and worthless as guys stick on a $5-$10 difference per bid. How high do YOU GUYS expect to go? Is there someone, or multiples within the 10 bidders who will happily even come prepared to pay $1500-$3000 for two hours of non-professional sex with another guy's wife?

What if bidding stops relatively low, say $1000? Ok. It's not about money? How many male super models will be in the bidder's pool, compared to Joe Average or Mr. Below Par?

So she's up on the dais, naked, probably being sold to Joe Average or worse case scenario Mr.Sub-Par for $1000, maybe a bit more. (Face it, guys shit their pants when known porn stars charge $500-$700/hr. She's not a porn star. No one is breaking the piggy bank open on this kind of trick) How does hubby feel when he's realizes he just sold his pretty, hot wife to THAT guy and has to picture the two of them having sex (details to be confirmed) in his mind for THE REST OF HIS LIFE?

Think C Dick wants/expects to picture his hot wife sucking Joe Average's cock and hairy balls, being drilled by Joe Average's cock while she's on all fours, or taking Joe Average's load on her face or in her mouth for years to come? He said he's going to wait outside to make sure she feels safe...that means within earshot of the action in a small hotel suite. Great sound effects for C Dick! Not! Think he wants to hear THAT? Guys will come expecting something more than Safe GFE for the money they're being expected to bid. For every new PSE item like DT, FF, greek, rimming, deep DFK, CIM/SW, etc. I'd venture if the guy doesn't meet her mental image, the experience begins to suck exponentially for her in an after-the-fact sort of way, and especially for C Dick, more and more. Contrarily, the more vanilla the session, the more it sucks for the winning bidder based on cost.

What kind of buzz-kill will it be for her if she looks down from the dais to realize there may be no one she finds even remotely attractive in the bidders pool, but will be expected to deliver two hours of 'hot' sex with the unattractive winner. For a measly $1500 that she didn't need or want in the first place. WTF.

Who will be the auctioneer to create the sexy 'illusion' for the wife? C Dick? That'll be a hard sell. Are guys expecting a mixer of sorts with her before hand? Will that give her cold feet once she's actually seen and met the bidders (her potential sex partner)? If she backs out last minute, will the bidders pool be pissed at lost time? or will C Dick guarantee the auction will go forward, and there will be an auction and a winner, no matter what?

These are just a few things that have the potential to make the whole scenario a massive, in fact EPIC fail. I would suggest everyone stop thinking with their little heads and think a bit more pragmatically to avoid an embarrassing catastrophe. Fact is, sometimes fantasy and reality are two different things.

OK So just to save you a long read of a crazy meandering point of view---- Louis says he's not interested. EACE:

 

[Louis XIV]

OK So just to save you a long read of a crazy meandering point of view---- Louis says he's not interested.

I'll volunteer to be the auctioneer. I'll make the whole thing an epic mastery of erotic suspense and voyeuristic debauchery...an event that will forever live in the minds of horny men and women everywhere! Gotta be some intrigue, tension, and atmosphere to the whole thing after all....

 

[Madman]

I'll volunteer to be the auctioneer. I'll make the whole thing an epic mastery of erotic suspense and voyeuristic debauchery...an event that will forever live in the minds of horny men and women everywhere! Gotta be some intrigue, tension, and atmosphere to the whole thing after all....

$225.00:don'twantto-see:/raying:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

$226.00

 

[papasmerf]

A case of grapefruit and MM.

He will even take out his teeth

 

[Baz]

I still cannot wrap my head around this one. If this does happen I do hope to be invited, not as a bidder but merely an observer if possible.

 

[papasmerf]

I still cannot wrap my head around this one. If this does happen I do hope to be invited, not as a bidder but merely an observer if possible.

Judge not lest ye be judged

 

[Baz]

Judge not lest ye be judged

I'm not judging but admittedly astonished how c dick can have the intestinal fortitude to be able to watch his wife walk into a room with another man. I would be interested to attend in person to witness the reactions and interactions of the group and couple. I would merely observe and by no means would I attempt to interject my beliefs and biases into the event.

 

[papasmerf]

I'm not judging but admittedly astonished how c dick can have the intestinal fortitude to be able to watch his wife walk into a room with another man. I would be interested to attend in person to witness the reactions and interactions of the group and couple. I would merely observe and by no means would I attempt to interject my beliefs and biases into the event.

If you were to just sit there your presence would mean nothing.

I believe we all make a difference and should never be a decoration in life..............If we are there we must be seen.

Anything less violate our Covenant with God

 

[papasmerf]

My turn Baz

Who led you here??

 

[Baz]

My turn Baz

Who led you here??

Do you mean led me to this thread or forum?

 

[papasmerf]

Do you mean led me to this thread or forum?

No

who led you to HUBGFE?

 

[Baz]

I was actually surfing the web together with Ida and we stumbled onto the site. I remember being banned when I first signed up and bumped heads with a mod but I appealed my case to the admin and was allowed to stay with some minor restrictions. I think I've proven now that I'm not a threat to anyone here and I am only curious of how the other half live.

 

[papasmerf]

I was actually surfing the web together with Ida and we stumbled onto the site. I remember being banned when I first signed up and bumped heads with a mod but I appealed my case to the admin and was allowed to stay with some minor restrictions. I think I've proven now that I'm not a threat to anyone here and I am only curious of how the other half live.

I have never seen you as a threat but rather a plus.

Often we need a quiet voice

 

[Baz]

I have never seen you as a threat but rather a plus.

Often we need a quiet voice

Thank you I appreciate your comment.

 

[User-E]

I have never seen you as a threat but rather a plus.

Often we need a quiet voice

Thank you I appreciate your comment.

Agreed. It's good to have a wide variety of people participating here, and for us to respect each other's point of view.

 

[papasmerf]

Agreed. It's good to have a wide variety of people participating here, and for us to respect each other's point of view.

Only thing left to say is

BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[User-E]

Only thing left to say is

BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - this thread made it to 137 posts before the mention of bacon!

 

[papasmerf]

OMG - this thread made it to 137 posts before the mention of bacon!

darlin you can have my second born

 

[User-E]

darlin you can have my second born

:blush2:


We are going to get in trouble for hi-jacking yet another thread with bacon. :go: