Auctioning my wife.

[Cardinal Fang]

Would that be extra?

I only have so much to bid on. I didn't count on BDSM services.

 

[Madman]

Would that be extra?

I only have so much to bid on. I didn't count on BDSM services.

Maybe we can pool our bid and take out the competition. Hmmmmmm

 

[Lily Divine]

Lily is going to whip your Cardinal ARSE!!

A Divine intervention! :biggrin2:

 

[Louis XIV]

I think this whole thing has the potential to be an epic fail. I throw this out there for consideration, not to be a dick, so temper the knee jerk reactions.

The woman's 'fantasy' is to be auctioned off for sex to the highest bidder in a quasi-public auction. Ok. Let's think about that.

Let's say 10 guys tee up, and actually show up. You're bidding on (for argument's sake) two hours of sex. Sex goes for $250-$300/hour on average in the SP world, so starting bid should be no lower than $500. How many guys are still in? Then, who's going to take the bidding up to something meaningful post initial $500 bid to make the auction itself what SHE wants it to be?

Is bidding going to increase in $5 increments? because anything like $25 or $50 increments and the bidding is likely going to be very short-lived unless guys have a willingness to wind up spending $5K or more for a non-SP encounter. Buzz kill for the woman who wants to be the object of desire during an extended auctioning period.

The lower the increments, she feels cheap and worthless as guys stick on a $5-$10 difference per bid. How high do YOU GUYS expect to go? Is there someone, or multiples within the 10 bidders who will happily even come prepared to pay $1500-$3000 for two hours of non-professional sex with another guy's wife?

What if bidding stops relatively low, say $1000? Ok. It's not about money? How many male super models will be in the bidder's pool, compared to Joe Average or Mr. Below Par?

So she's up on the dais, naked, probably being sold to Joe Average or worse case scenario Mr.Sub-Par for $1000, maybe a bit more. (Face it, guys shit their pants when known porn stars charge $500-$700/hr. She's not a porn star. No one is breaking the piggy bank open on this kind of trick) How does hubby feel when he's realizes he just sold his pretty, hot wife to THAT guy and has to picture the two of them having sex (details to be confirmed) in his mind for THE REST OF HIS LIFE?

Think C Dick wants/expects to picture his hot wife sucking Joe Average's cock and hairy balls, being drilled by Joe Average's cock while she's on all fours, or taking Joe Average's load on her face or in her mouth for years to come? He said he's going to wait outside to make sure she feels safe...that means within earshot of the action in a small hotel suite. Great sound effects for C Dick! Not! Think he wants to hear THAT? Guys will come expecting something more than Safe GFE for the money they're being expected to bid. For every new PSE item like DT, FF, greek, rimming, deep DFK, CIM/SW, etc. I'd venture if the guy doesn't meet her mental image, the experience begins to suck exponentially for her in an after-the-fact sort of way, and especially for C Dick, more and more. Contrarily, the more vanilla the session, the more it sucks for the winning bidder based on cost.

What kind of buzz-kill will it be for her if she looks down from the dais to realize there may be no one she finds even remotely attractive in the bidders pool, but will be expected to deliver two hours of 'hot' sex with the unattractive winner. For a measly $1500 that she didn't need or want in the first place. WTF.

Who will be the auctioneer to create the sexy 'illusion' for the wife? C Dick? That'll be a hard sell. Are guys expecting a mixer of sorts with her before hand? Will that give her cold feet once she's actually seen and met the bidders (her potential sex partner)? If she backs out last minute, will the bidders pool be pissed at lost time? or will C Dick guarantee the auction will go forward, and there will be an auction and a winner, no matter what?

These are just a few things that have the potential to make the whole scenario a massive, in fact EPIC fail. I would suggest everyone stop thinking with their little heads and think a bit more pragmatically to avoid an embarrassing catastrophe. Fact is, sometimes fantasy and reality are two different things.

 

[JessieJames]

Louis, is it not possible it all goes very well? If the highest bid say is only $500, the winner isn't that bad at all and Mrs. C Dick has an enjoyable fantasy to remember and isn't it really what it's all about?

 

[Louis XIV]

Louis, is it not possible it all goes very well? If the highest bid say is only $500, the winner isn't that bad at all and Mrs. C Dick has an enjoyable fantasy to remember and isn't it really what it's all about?

Yes. It's entirely possible that 10 attractive bidders show up prepared to shell out significant $ in a 30-45min long auction to bed C Dick's wife in a manner entirely satisfactory to all parties. Possible, but the odds are against it. C'mon man! $500?! You think a short auction that tops out at $500, and culminates with anonymous sex with a (more than probable unappealing) stranger is going to meet this chick's fantasy expectations? And to be clear, this is apparently HER fantasy, not his. He's just going along to make her happy.

I could think of a number of other better scenarios that have a much better chance of successfully accomplishing her fantasy without the risk to all concerned.

But frankly, none of the concerns I posted above may matter to either C Dick or his wife at all. It's her fantasy, so if she's good with everything, have at it and hope it all works out for everyone. Just pointing out some sober second thought considerations for those considering participation.

 

[Jasper]

Louis, we're making assumptions about her fantasy.
I doubt money is the motivator for her, the thrill is being on display with horny guys bidding on her. Sure, it would be disappointing and insulting if it only got to $50 but that's very unlikely. I doubt it would have to go as high as you mentioned as well, we're guys used to paying $250 or $300 for top escorts.
If the bidding goes up in $5 or $10 increments, so what? That only builds excitement for her and us.
I'm looking forward to this. :good:

 

[C Dick]

The points Louis makes are valid, but I feel that they can be overcome. This is the way we look at it:

- I think if the bidding reached $1,000, she would be ecstatic, even at $500, that is good money to fulfil ones own fantasy.
- It does not have to be a long bidding process, as long as there seem to be at least a few, and ideally more, guys who are taking it seriously. I assume the bidding would go in increments of $50 or $20.
- Part of the appeal for her is the lack of control, that she has to go with whoever wins, whether he is a stud, or a troll. If she wanted to be with a specific guy, she could, this fantasy is about the lack of control, of being the product. Just as some people like to give up control in a BDSM context and be restrained, she wants to have no choice about who wins. I asked her if she wanted to have a ringer bidding, who she could signal to bid if the winner was unappealing. She thought about it, but decided not, she wants that lack of control.
- Yes, there would be a mixer at the beginning, but along the lines of the paintings I posted, where she is nude and objectified, rather than a social time. Again, this is her vision for the experience.
- As always with women, there is the potential for cold feet. That is why I had initially thought it could be added to some kind of compatible, existing event, so that if she bailed, the party would go on. That would also mean that people who would not come out specifically for it, might none the less participate. So if that is doable, that would be the ideal scenario. If it is a dedicated event, then there is the risk she could bail. But she is generally pretty good about following through, once the ball is rolling.
- Do not worry about me, I would not be doing this if it was going to be horrifying for me. She has never done escorting before, or been sold, but we have an interesting sex life, I have seen her with other guys in a swinger context, and on one occasion an MMF. So on the one hand, this detracts from the virgin sacrifice appeal for the buyers. On the other hand, it is not like this will be her first time with another guy, I am pretty sure that she and I can both handle it.

Did I miss any? My concerns are whether we can find a suitable event to join, or failing that, whether we can get enough serious bidders. I am not concerned about whether she or I can handle the sex aspect of it at all.

 

[Louis XIV]

The points Louis makes are valid, but I feel that they can be overcome. This is the way we look at it:

- I think if the bidding reached $1,000, she would be ecstatic, even at $500, that is good money to fulfil ones own fantasy.
- It does not have to be a long bidding process, as long as there seem to be at least a few, and ideally more, guys who are taking it seriously. I assume the bidding would go in increments of $50 or $20.
- Part of the appeal for her is the lack of control, that she has to go with whoever wins, whether he is a stud, or a troll. If she wanted to be with a specific guy, she could, this fantasy is about the lack of control, of being the product. Just as some people like to give up control in a BDSM context and be restrained, she wants to have no choice about who wins. I asked her if she wanted to have a ringer bidding, who she could signal to bid if the winner was unappealing. She thought about it, but decided not, she wants that lack of control.
- Yes, there would be a mixer at the beginning, but along the lines of the paintings I posted, where she is nude and objectified, rather than a social time. Again, this is her vision for the experience.
- As always with women, there is the potential for cold feet. That is why I had initially thought it could be added to some kind of compatible, existing event, so that if she bailed, the party would go on. That would also mean that people who would not come out specifically for it, might none the less participate. So if that is doable, that would be the ideal scenario. If it is a dedicated event, then there is the risk she could bail. But she is generally pretty good about following through, once the ball is rolling.
- Do not worry about me, I would not be doing this if it was going to be horrifying for me. She has never done escorting before, or been sold, but we have an interesting sex life, I have seen her with other guys in a swinger context, and on one occasion an MMF. So on the one hand, this detracts from the virgin sacrifice appeal for the buyers. On the other hand, it is not like this will be her first time with another guy, I am pretty sure that she and I can both handle it.

Did I miss any? My concerns are whether we can find a suitable event to join, or failing that, whether we can get enough serious bidders. I am not concerned about whether she or I can handle the sex aspect of it at all.

Awesome! Wish you both the best of luck. Have fun!

 

[Jasper]

Well expressed, C Dick.

Now that Lily has verified you, let's do it! :good:

 

[Jasper]

$20 at the door would weed out some who just want to watch and could pay for a hotel room.
But maybe she wants a big crowd to witness being sold to the highest bidder.

Hmmmmmm

 

[Cardinal Fang]

20.00 door fee?



I'M OUT! :biggrin2:

 

[God]

Can I watch when the lucky soul is chosen?

 

[Robintheboywonder]

I met C Dick's gorgeous wife today along with C Dick and she is the real deal. She has a great smile and I would classify her as a sexy milf. I will leave the opinions of my two side kicks who refused to wear the super hero costumes for them to express their own opinion.

 

[Raiden]

I met C Dick's gorgeous wife today along with C Dick and she is the real deal. She has a great smile and I would classify her as a sexy milf. I will leave the opinions of my two side kicks who refused to wear the super hero costumes for them to express their own opinion.

Sorry bro I didn't like the tights you were pushing! The only thing I will add into Robin's appraisal is great legs and DAMN WHAT A RACK! :good:

 

[Madman]

All I can say is

raying:$200.00raying:

 

[Swede]

I'm in. As long as I have complete faith that both parties are willing participants, that safeguards are in place to provide a private event, and structure to allow CDICKS wife every opportunity to back out if she desires.

Also like the charity idea for part of the money. I believe in the good work that is being done by this foundation- but that is CDICK's call.


would be pleased to talk with CDICK and anyone he wants involved about setting this up. Think it can be an epic idea.

Agree that the sex clubs won't work.

 

[muckin]

I was one of the sidekicks, no tights for me either, lol. I concur shes a good looking Milf, nice body and very friendly. She says she is totally into this, its been her fantasy since guys bid on cheerleaders back in school. She reminds me of Sensual Kate the indy. If you like a good looking Milf you will be into her. We discussed location and all agreed that the most suitable thing would be a suite large enough to hold the auction in a living room area with a separate bedroom to go to. The suite and hotel location of bon bons xmas party in 2012 would be ideal, Cdick and his wife seemed to agree that that would be a comfortable environment and good location for them.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

All I can say is

raying:$200.00raying:

$210.00!

 

[Littlefinger]

I was one of the sidekicks, no tights for me either, lol. I concur shes a good looking Milf, nice body and very friendly. She says she is totally into this, its been her fantasy since guys bid on cheerleaders back in school. She reminds me of Sensual Kate the indy. If you like a good looking Milf you will be into her. We discussed location and all agreed that the most suitable thing would be a suite large enough to hold the auction in a living room area with a separate bedroom to go to. The suite and hotel location of bon bons xmas party in 2012 would be ideal, Cdick and his wife seemed to agree that that would be a comfortable environment and good location for them.

Hmmm. Who picks up the 1500 bucks a night for a hotel suite big enough to have a bedroom and living room for 15-20 people. I smell a cover charge to this event. Or does the winner of the auction pay for it all?