Awesome Quotes

[God]

I thought I'll start a thread where we can post awesome quotes. Not from famous people, not the things that everyone knows. Just words of wisdom, humor, or whatever from those among us.



Here is mine.


Sometimes the vanquished need to be pinned down to the ground with steel before they realize the argument is over.

 

[Butch]

Why should we get a nice hotel; we are only going to use the bed anyway.

 

[McGuinty]

"When I was young I slept in a twin bed. But I would lay awake at night wondering where my brother was."-Mitch Headburg​

 

[Guido]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

 

[Luvasian]

My 2 favorites.

"Where else can you get your ass licked for $100!" Straight from Mammasan

"They can fly a man to the moon, but can not make a level side walk!" Me

 

[Curvesaregood]

Tell your lady she looks good once a day and once a day you will get a blow job ( Doesn't work every day but it sure beats telling her she is a lousy cook like your mom)


My Dad.

 

[a 1 player]

Eat your god damn vegetables.

(a 1 player's mom)

 

[Curly]

Come home before sunset or. I hated when Mom said or, it was whipping time.

 

[DonCorleo]

Remember son. Now that you ride a motorbike- every other asshole on the road is out to kill you. My dad.

Since then I look both ways when I turn for assholes. It worked and caught the occasional female ass.

 

[SiNbaD]

My older brother.

Never sleep with anyone's wife.

 

[SillyGirl]

When you wake up in the morning with a list of things to do and there is one you are dreading, do that thing first. It is much better to spend the day thinking "I'm glad that's done" than "I wish I didn't have to do that."

If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.

A man will always come back for great head.

 

[Ang]

Never spit in the sky

 

[Nothingtodo]

Trust no one but your family. Even then be careful. Trust only instinct never your heart.

My Aunt.

 

[a 1 player]

A man will always come back for great head.

I think I have proved that one untrue a few times.

 

[Analme]

Come here and sit on my lap baby, we can talk about the first thing that pops up.:great:

 

[SillyGirl]

You can't get mad at a dog for being a dog.

 

[TINY]

It is not how much you make but how much you save.

From both my parents.

 

[Stubby]

Be careful what you show.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

 

[Butch]

Give a criminal a gun and he will rob a bank.



Give a criminal a bank and he will rob the world.