Bad Escort Names

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Tish.

I woke up this morning, had a cup of tea, and realized my anagram is SHIT.

 

[papasmerf]

Tish.

I woke up this morning, had a cup of tea, and realized my anagram is SHIT.

I dated Anna Graham back in high school

 

[User-E]

Oh and in case the grammar police were wondering I don't have periods so generally I don't use them

How do you explain the mood swings??

 

[papasmerf]

How do you explain the mood swings??

Rising Pork Prices

 

[papasmerf]

I'm betting that Papa hasn't seen ANY rising pork in decades!

Ever see a Chicharron fry?

 

[bobistheowl]

Myrtle. I had a great aunt named Myrtle and she was not attractive at all.

Amended your prose.

Myrtus communis, the Common Myrtle, is widely cultivated as an ornamental plant for use as a shrub in gardens and parks. It is often used as a hedge plant, with its small leaves shearing cleanly. When trimmed less frequently, it has numerous flowers in late summer. It requires a long hot summer to produce its flowers, and protection from winter frosts.

The species and the subspecies M. communis subsp. tarentina have gained the Royal Horticultural Society's Award of Garden Merit.

And one of those chuckleheads laughed at that, too.

 

[User-E]

Amended your prose.

Myrtus communis, the Common Myrtle, is widely cultivated as an ornamental plant for use as a shrub in gardens and parks. It is often used as a hedge plant, with its small leaves shearing cleanly. When trimmed less frequently, it has numerous flowers in late summer. It requires a long hot summer to produce its flowers, and protection from winter frosts.

The species and the subspecies M. communis subsp. tarentina have gained the Royal Horticultural Society's Award of Garden Merit.

And one of those chuckleheads laughed at that, too.

Oh that's right - just cause it rhymes with turtle doesn't mean ...

Her sister's name was Maude but I guess Bea Arthur made that one popular.

 

[bobistheowl]

Oh that's right - just cause it rhymes with turtle doesn't mean ...

Her sister's name was Maude but I guess Bea Arthur made that one popular.

Opinions vary on whether Maude is a good or a bad Escort name, in French. It's pronounced like 'mud', almost the same as mode, meaning fashion, but it also is close to maudit, meaning god damned, (literally taboo, blasphemous), which could mean she does Greek, or she could be b & s, or you could catch something, so about $200 for 1), $80 for 2), $40 for 3), $10 for 2) and 3), and $120 for all three, per the 2002 DaveinPhoenix Montreal Spread Sheet, so add 10% across the board.

 

[Leo]

I'm not interested in seeing you naked.

:biggrin2:

I won't say it :-Cool/"