Believe Me

[Baz]

Hmm now if you have never been to a MP and had one how exactly would you know what a body slide is?

Good question my always suspicious adversary. First off I do read most of the reviews. Secondly I did go to a massage parlour and the young lady described to me in detail what I can expect and for how much. Although I did not partake of the services offered they were described to me in detail. I hope my answer will suffice and you don't expect me to jump through hoops engulfed in flames.

 

[Baz]

Then send Ida for an Ayla body slide.

Next time Ida logs on I will let you tell her yourself. I'm sure she will be more than happy to tell you her thoughts on your brilliant suggestion.

 

[BEER]

Baz how about some nude pictures of Ida. I think I asked you before.

 

[Baz]

Beer, you obviously have a drinking problem. I would be more than happy to accompany your to a AA meeting, just let me know if I can help.

 

[Art Mann]

Beer, you obviously have a drinking problem. . .

You think? Really? Whatever gives you that idea?

 

[Leo]

You think? Really? Whatever gives you that idea?

Shocking news to me.

 

[Baz]

You think? Really? Whatever gives you that idea?

It's a hunch, a gut feel, either way he needs help and I'd be more than willing to lend a hand.

 

[Art Mann]

Hear that BEER?

Baz wants to help.

Say, if you've got keg on tap I'd be more than willing to lend a hand myself.

 

[celticman]

Good question my always suspicious adversary. First off I do read most of the reviews. Secondly I did go to a massage parlour and the young lady described to me in detail what I can expect and for how much. Although I did not partake of the services offered they were described to me in detail. I hope my answer will suffice and you don't expect me to jump through hoops engulfed in flames.

An option?

Next time Ida logs on I will let you tell her yourself. I'm sure she will be more than happy to tell you her thoughts on your brilliant suggestion.

Somehow I think it would be you at the other end.

It's a hunch, a gut feel, either way he needs help and I'd be more than willing to lend a hand.

You might not like what he wants your hand for.

 

[Baz]

Art, there is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying a cold beer or an once of Courvoisier which happens to be my favourite cognac but everything must be done in moderation.

 

[Baz]

An option?



Somehow I think it would be you at the other end.



You might not like what he wants your hand for.

You can believe or not believe whatever you like. I have learned that there are some decent people on this forum and some that will constantly throw jabs hoping to get a reaction. All I can say to this is, if the troll costume fits, Celticman it's all yours, enjoy.

 

[Art Mann]

. . . but everything must be done in moderation.

Including self-righteous moralizing about other people's sex lives.

 

[BEER]

Hear that BEER?

Baz wants to help.

Say, if you've got keg on tap I'd be more than willing to lend a hand myself.

Now that is funny :biggrin2:

 

[Baz]

Including self-righteous moralizing about other people's sex lives.

What post have I posted of late that deserves this comment may I ask? Who have I criticized for their sexual behaviour recently?

Oh, sorry perhaps you're referring to the 50 year plus statement I made last night which obviously rubbed you the wrong way old man.:biggrin2:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

You can believe or not believe whatever you like. I have learned that there are some decent people on this forum and some that will constantly throw jabs hoping to get a reaction. All I can say to this is, if the troll costume fits, Celticman it's all yours, enjoy.

I'm more of a right hook to the body type of guy myself.

 

[Art Mann]

By the way, happy anniversary baz. Looks like you've survived a full year here. And you're coming around, slowly it seems. At least you had the courage to make it through the front door of an MP.

Hopefully by this time next year, you'll be treating us to a review of a threesome with you, ida and a lovely lady who treats you both to an amazing suck and fuck marathon.

 

[Baz]

I'm more of a right hook to the body type of guy myself.

Is that a threat Maurice?

 

[Willy]

Bazerko, maybe Ida may want to look at a new Willy.

 

[Baz]

By the way, happy anniversary baz. Looks like you've survived a full year here. And you're coming around, slowly it seems. At least you had the courage to make it through the front door of an MP.

Hopefully by this time next year, you'll be treating us to a review of a threesome with you, ida and a lovely lady who treats you both to an amazing suck and fuck marathon.

Yes, you are correct it has been a year. I didn't realize, my how fast time flies! Threesomes break up marriages instead of nurturing the bond it pulls the couple apart.

 

[Baz]

Bazerko, maybe Ida may want to look at a new Willy.

I don't think too many ladies will be interested in looking at your little willy, sorry.