Best contributor contest, January-May 2015....Please vote for your favorite one.

[Madman]

They are in the mail.

Tracking number please

 

[papasmerf]

Tracking number please and someone to explain it to me

More better

 

[papasmerf]

The report of my death are greatly exaggerated

 

[Guido]

The report of my death are greatly exaggerated

You are a made man (untouchable) as long as you keep making veal sammiches and pizza pie.

 

[oldguyzer]

The report of my death are greatly exaggerated

I thought that was MM!

 

[papasmerf]

I thought that was MM!

Nope
This was MM

 

[oldguyzer]

Tracking number please

111-111-111-111. Sent by Guido Guaranteed Delivery. Moto: "We-a gotta da Speed-o"

 

[papasmerf]

Stop in for some Q and Brews

 

[oldguyzer]

Stop in for some Q and Brews

Mods!!! Foul!!!! The blue fart is bribing HUBGFE members!!!








OK, fine. Anyone who votes for me gets a free checkup by my head nurse, EasyPeasey.




Anyone who votes for Papa gets a free proctology exam from my garbage man, Stinkus von Badly:

 

[papasmerf]

Mods!!! Foul!!!! The blue fart is bribing HUBGFE members!!!








OK, fine. Anyone who votes for me gets a free checkup by my head nurse, EasyPeasey.




Anyone who votes for Papa gets a free proctology exam from my garbage man, Stinkus von Badly:

More lies

This is his nurse

This is my offering

 

[oldguyzer]

More lies

This is his nurse

Damn, I thought that was Madman's sister...

 

[papasmerf]

Damn, I thought that was Madman's sister...

Why?

Did she have a Donkey with her?

 

[oldguyzer]

Why?

Did she have a Donkey with her?

Not "with" her, so much as...well...never mind.

 

[papasmerf]

All kidding aside.

This board works because of all the contributers.
A damned fine mix of people.

And an Old Fart or Three

 

[oldguyzer]

All kidding aside.

This board works because of all the contributers.
A damned fine mix of people.

And an Old Fart or Three

Hey! I resemble that remark!

 

[papasmerf]

Hey! I resemble that remark!

In fact you do

 

[oldguyzer]

In fact you do

Takes one to know one! :YMPARTY:

 

[papasmerf]

OG,

UPS delivered a pallet of these for you

 

[oldguyzer]

OG,

UPS delivered a pallet of these for you

Some math:



plus



equals

 

[oldguyzer]

Seriously, we're down to the wire and lots of competition. It's been back and forth all week...this is gonna be exciting!