Best ways to reject a woman after you slept with her.

[Shithead]

Wake up in the morning. Have breakfast with small talk and realize she is not for you.

Calls me in the evening to get together again. I just m some lame excuse that I am busy. Not a problem she says, pick a day she says.

Damn, don't want to hurt her so what would you tell her. The truth will hurt her so what are your best excuses?.

 

[papasmerf]

Tell her she is even better than mom in the sack

that should do it.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I always used to say that I was getting back together with my ex girlfriend.

Used to work like a charm.

 

[DannyDeVito]

I used a few during my short life.

 

[peace]

Or...I m too jaded these days.

 

[Casa_Nova]

Invite some of us over and see how she reacts :wink2:

 

[SillyGirl]

Tell her you just heard back from the clinic, and she should probably go get checked.

 

[Beef Jerky]

Tell her you are gay and wanted to make sure you are.


Worked for me.

 

[Swagger]

Tell her you are into threesome.

 

[Mariner]

Tell her you are into threesome.

and that your wife has heard all about her and would love to get together.

 

[SillyGirl]

and that your wife has heard all about her and would love to get together.

That could backfire, LOL.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

That could backfire, LOL.

Reminds me of a certain Seinfeld episode.

 

[HOF]

Tell her to bring her sister or mother!

Tell her she wasn't as good as your own sister!

Tell her she wasn't crazy enough enough for you, wait that may backfire!

Tell her you want to bang her ass to mouth, wait that may backfire too, but in that case, go for it! :rofl!:

 

[Blubber]

Tell the truth. You will save tons of time and aggravation.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Tell her she reminds you of your midget grandmother.

 

[shakeandbake]

+1

Tell the truth. You will save tons of time and aggravation.

 

[Boing]

Tell her you are a shithead.

 

[a 1 player]

I say go on one more date then make up your mind.

Seriously.

Then tell the truth if you still feel the same way.

 

[Analme]

Eat lots of beans and take her out one more time.

 

[Al Bumin]

Eat lots of beans and take her out one more time.

Works for me.