Blow My Whistle Baby was not to be!!!

[Madman]

Yesterday I had some time and I booked an appointment. All day I kept hearing this song and singing along!



I text 2 hours prior to confirm the appointment and I'm told the lady called in sick and being the long weekend they had no one else!;Notlistening:/


NOOOOOOOO, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


I start thinking what would my hero's do in a situation like this. What would Knight Rider or Sandonthebreeze, Kirk or Raiden the pervert do in a situation where the cob webs need to be cleaned because an apple pie won't cut it?

I knew the answer, PLAN B! I quickly get on my smart phone which is actually smarter than me and start calling around!

Yup, it looks like sp's celebrate thanksgiving too and are probably sleeping from eating all that turkey!:grrrrrr:

Since I have to look at the cup half full as opposed to empty, at least I didn't get lambasted with turkey farts!

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I wanted to show you how to do it
And you could start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go in your mouth I blow

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At wit's end

 

[God]

Which hand did you use to get your rocks off :blush2:

 

[Raiden]

Which hand did you use to get your rocks off :blush2:

That's a rather personal question God!

Madman, what kind of spider weaved the web around your little shaved boys?

Next time try calling TP for late hour incalls or hit a rub n tug.

 

[Wanker]

That's a rather personal question God!

Madman, what kind of spider weaved the web around your little shaved boys?

Next time try calling TP for late hour incalls or hit a rub n tug.

Or go to the House of Lancaster.

 

[HOF]

Today, you really are a madman!

Always have plan B, C & D! It's a stat day, so you should have plan E, F, G & H too.

 

[TINY]

Today, you really are a madman!

Always have plan B, C & D! It's a stat day, so you should have plan E, F, G & H too.

I am afraid to ask what a plan H will turn out to be.

 

[BuzzSaw]

I am afraid to ask what a plan H will turn out to be.

Plan H. BBBJ's discounted!

 

[-b]

Madman, it is one day.....It will not kill you.....
I heard holding it and building it up makes it
more fun........But since I am a woman and I can have
multiple orgasms even while exercising I feel sorry for you..
Don't you have that warm apple pie?:biggrin2:

 

[jumpingjackflash]

We've all been there MM:biggrin2:. It's awful when plan A, B and C all fail isn't it?

 

[ChaosTheory]

I start thinking what would my hero's do in a situation like this. What would Knight Rider or Sandonthebreeze, Kirk or Raiden the pervert do in a situation where the cob webs need to be cleaned because an apple pie won't cut it?

Sorry to hear that Madman...a Thanksgiving case of blue ballz.

You should have done what I would have done and you would have been jussssst fine.