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The gym I go to is located behind here
My type of gym :clapping:
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Robintheboywonder
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Work out and you too can hold up your head high and sing this song.
I already have :yahoo:
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We would all be concerned if you hadn't!
Pops, I'm doing a quick calculation and based on your age, blue complexion, all the amounts of bacon and chicken wings you have consumed, lack of exercise I've reached the conclusion that you really need to add me to your will ASAP please.
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Really, you work out? Really, ok add me to the will within 30 days then.:sorry:
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Art Mann
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You like it raw?
I'm thinking a couple hours of sizzling sex could make that bacon delightfully crispy.
papasmerf
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my thoughts exactly
Hey, I worked Boxing day...had a small day job in the city....couldn't ask for nicer weather to be working outside. I want to thank all the fucking idiots who screwed up the 401 for miles in either direction because they just HAD to get those last minute deals at yorkdale. Jesus, it added an hour to my trip home.
For those idiots I have to say: If you have to line up, in your car, on the highway for an hour just to get IN to a mall, DON'T GO....FUUUUCKKKKK
In addition....I had to go to the home depot by sherway gardens to pick up material for my job.....I was there around 7:30, and the parking lot was more than half full and people were starting to line up there too...
Now I know retail sales is good for the economy but jesus.....there's more to life than a half price (over priced) sweater.....
For those idiots I have to say: If you have to line up, in your car, on the highway for an hour just to get IN to a mall, DON'T GO....FUUUUCKKKKK
In addition....I had to go to the home depot by sherway gardens to pick up material for my job.....I was there around 7:30, and the parking lot was more than half full and people were starting to line up there too...
Now I know retail sales is good for the economy but jesus.....there's more to life than a half price (over priced) sweater.....
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HOF
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Ok, let me get this straight.
Before you head to Duff's today, you and I have a meeting with this law firm.
Remember, you're making me POA finance and personal care and it the event of death, I become heir.
Papasmurf, you eat raw bacon off of some chick's boobs that needs to shave her pits at least twice daily.
Go ahead have another order and 1/2 a dozen breaky sausages, runny eggs and hash browns, then you can say that you did it your way!
Then, you go to gym because you've become obese smurf.
How's that workin' out for ya?
You collapse in the gym but I ain't givin' you mouth-to-mouth; I mean really you at the picture of you dude.
While in surgery, the vascular surgeon drops your heart on the floor and exercises the 5 second rule. Oops, there isn't a 5 second rule, so you're damned.
Papa don't you worry, I will console Smurfette through this difficult period!
Jus messin' wit ya! Maybe!
Before you head to Duff's today, you and I have a meeting with this law firm.
Remember, you're making me POA finance and personal care and it the event of death, I become heir.
Papasmurf, you eat raw bacon off of some chick's boobs that needs to shave her pits at least twice daily.
Go ahead have another order and 1/2 a dozen breaky sausages, runny eggs and hash browns, then you can say that you did it your way!
Then, you go to gym because you've become obese smurf.
How's that workin' out for ya?
You collapse in the gym but I ain't givin' you mouth-to-mouth; I mean really you at the picture of you dude.
While in surgery, the vascular surgeon drops your heart on the floor and exercises the 5 second rule. Oops, there isn't a 5 second rule, so you're damned.
Papa don't you worry, I will console Smurfette through this difficult period!
Jus messin' wit ya! Maybe!
