Christmas Is done

[papasmerf]

Ok, let me get this straight.

Before you head to Duff's today, you and I have a meeting with this law firm.



Remember, you're making me POA finance and personal care and it the event of death, I become heir.


Papasmurf, you eat raw bacon off of some chick's boobs that needs to shave her pits at least twice daily.

Go ahead have another order and 1/2 a dozen breaky sausages, runny eggs and hash browns, then you can say that you did it your way!

Then, you go to gym because you've become obese smurf.

How's that workin' out for ya?



You collapse in the gym but I ain't givin' you mouth-to-mouth; I mean really you at the picture of you dude.

While in surgery, the vascular surgeon drops your heart on the floor and exercises the 5 second rule. Oops, there isn't a 5 second rule, so you're damned.

Papa don't you worry, I will console Smurfette through this difficult period!

Jus messin' wit ya! Maybe!

I will sign just as long as you do and I get yours if you go first :smiling:

 

[Insertion]

Hey, I worked Boxing day...had a small day job in the city....couldn't ask for nicer weather to be working outside. I want to thank all the fucking idiots who screwed up the 401 for miles in either direction because they just HAD to get those last minute deals at yorkdale. Jesus, it added an hour to my trip home.

For those idiots I have to say: If you have to line up, in your car, on the highway for an hour just to get IN to a mall, DON'T GO....FUUUUCKKKKK

In addition....I had to go to the home depot by sherway gardens to pick up material for my job.....I was there around 7:30, and the parking lot was more than half full and people were starting to line up there too...

Now I know retail sales is good for the economy but jesus.....there's more to life than a half price (over priced) sweater.....

I totally agree with you, I'd rather pay more and go shopping today and fight the crowds yesterday. I drove through Square One last night around 7 and it wasn't bad, mind you I didn't go into the mall, I was only using it as a short cut to get to Burnathorpe.

 

[tboy]

^^^^^ that's right, most stores have the sale on all week. Ok, they might not replenish the stock and you might miss that overpriced sweater at 50% off, but BFD. Life is way too short to go through all that just to buy something you don't need.......

But then again, I guess I'm weird, I don't understand people lining up at midnight to get the next big iphone, software, tablet either.....

 

[Guido]

But then again, I guess I'm weird, I don't understand people lining up at midnight to get the next big iphone, software, tablet either.....

What about the morons that line up at the Timmies drive thru? I usually park my car walk in, grab my coffee and I see the same dufus in the same spot with his car idling.

 

[tboy]

^^^^^^ yeah them too but I won't line up for anything really.....

Speaking of which, walmart DID have wool work sox on for 2/$4.00 which is about half price and I DID line up for them....only because some ASSHOLE almost ran me over with his cart when the cashier opened up and I was just about to walk down the aisle.....

You know, I NEVER thought I would see that up here.....asshole.....

But I did make the men's wear sales lady smile...I tried the knob for the change room, locked, walked over to her, she saw me, so I held up my hand and mimed a key going into a lock.....She said "need a key to the change room"? I said "no, I need the key to your heart" lol......

But I did find out where all the hotties hang out up here: the bedding dept at zellers on boxing day....jesus they were ALL over the place....

 

[Izzy]

 

[tboy]

^^^^ both have valid points.......

The manager is just trying to protect his employees so they can get home in reasonable time but the customers also have a point that the posted hours of operation should be met......

 

[HOF]

I will sign just as long as you do and I get yours if you go first :smiling:

Okay that's no problem, but you'll have to duke it out with Sillygirl.

 

[papasmerf]

Okay that's no problem, but you'll have to duke it out with Sillygirl.

Best 3 out of 5 falls