Christmas Shopping for HUBGFE members

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What is more perfect a gift for a surrealist perv than a cup of fur flesh light?

For Art Mann.

 

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For Cardinal Fang, I found the perfect t-shirt.

 

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For papasmerf, a new crate for Madman.

 

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For all the ladies.

 

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For Danny Devito, a folder full of these:

 

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For Leo, an Oscar for your shelf.

 

[DannyDeVito]

For Danny Devito, a folder full of these:

Thanks small guy, you've saved me lots of ink work.

 

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To Willy, a Guido speedo.

 

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To Guido, a Willy overcoat.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

For Cardinal Fang, I found the perfect t-shirt.

I can honestly say that this is how I feel at times when I'm on this board.

 

[papasmerf]

For papasmerf, a new crate for Madman.

Sweet cooker

But MM stays in his original crate

 

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For peace, a collar to support your neck during all those head shaking smileys.

 

[Willy]

To Willy, a Guido speedo.

I was robbed.

 

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And for you Tranny....for your selfies!

Never use an artificial product when a natural product works much better.

 

[papasmerf]

Never use an artificial product when a natural product works much better.

Damn it Tranny................Now I need to wash my eyes with bleach.

 

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Damn it Tranny................Now I need to wash my eyes with bleach.

Don't do it! It won't work! The image is already burned into your brain!

 

[papasmerf]

Don't do it! It won't work! The image is already burned into your brain!

What has been seen can not be unseen.....................that leaves more years of couch time to come to grips with it

 

[User-E]

Never use an artificial product when a natural product works much better.

I don't know why, but this scene popped into my head when I saw this beautiful rose:

Juliet:
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
Romeo:
[Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?
Juliet:
'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself.
Romeo:
I take thee at thy word:
Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;
Henceforth I never will be Romeo.




roflmao at the auto edit :LMAO:
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Never use an artificial product when a natural product works much better.

Mods, time to bad this shit disturber.

 

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Sunscreen...always use sunscreen.