Christmas Shopping for HUBGFE members

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I don't know why, but this scene popped into my head when I saw this beautiful rose:

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Yeah I don't know why either...

 

[Transient]

Merry Christmas Maurice!

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Merry Christmas Maurice!

Thanks Tranny and yes that would be awesome to wake to Christmas Morning.

And for you and your derriere:

 

[Transient]

Thanks Tranny and yes that would be awesome to wake to Christmas Morning.

And for you and your derriere:

Thanks, but do you have the gift receipt? I really don't need this.





















I can always use photoshop.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Thanks, but do you have the gift receipt? I really don't need this.
I can always use photoshop.

Well in that case I'll just send the instructor over instead.

 

[Transient]

Deal!

 

[Transient]

For Madman.

 

[McGuinty]

I hope you de-thorned that stem! For your own sake.

Now could you pleas get some sun on that ass.....(the following was copied and edited from the interwebs, it wasn't worth the time to generate original stuff)


Yo ass's so white, it makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.
Yo ass's so white, it could go to its wedding naked.
Yo Ass so white that when you turn off the lights you can still see it
Yo ass so white, it makes the Pillsbury Doughboy look like a Mexican!
Yo ass so white, you family wear shades indoors!
Yo ass so white, it gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV!
Yo ass's so white, it makes Michael Jackson look black.
Yo mamma so white it makes vanilla ice cream say daaaamm!
Yo Ass So white, during winter it's invisible.
Yo Ass is whiter than Mitt Romney in a Snow storm
Yo ass so white Xbox Live won’t let it play BLACK ops
Yo ass so white, it uses cocaine for makeup.
Yo ass so white, Miley Cyrus said somebody sweep up the white trash
Yo ass so white it makes a marshmallow look tan.
Yo ass is so white, it blinded the angels.
Yo ass so white, it can stand in front of a television and get a tan.
Yo ass is so white that back in the first grade the kids wrote all over it and when the teacher tried to grade yo ass he went blind!
Yo ass so white it makes the holy ghost say "Dayum"
Yo ass so white and fat, that it is often mistaken for the iceberg that sunk the titanic.
Yo ass so white when god said let there be light he could not see it.
Yo ass so white its nickname is "Whiteout" cause nothing is whiter than yo ass.
Yo Ass so white it blends in with the snow.
Yo ass so white when it sleeps with a black man they look like a ying yang
Yo Ass so white, it uses flour as makeup.
Yo Ass so white, that Charlie Sheen told it "The cocaine goes IN YOUR NOSE not all over your face genius"
Yo ass so white, it makes Zooey Deschanel look like Oprah!
Yo Ass sooo white, when Eminem saw it he said "don't rap with me, go form a group with Vanillia Ice.
Yo ass so white, they use it in light houses to guide ships in at night!
Yo ass so white, when it visited the whitehouse it got lost!
Yo ass so white that it got in the hot-tub and made creamer!

Got your thrill :unknw:

 

[Leo]

For Leo, an Oscar for your shelf.

I want to thank my ----------and---------and-------- -------------------

 

[DannyDeVito]

Mods, time to bad this shit disturber.

Not banned yet :slap:

 

[User-E]

Mods, time to bad this shit disturber.

I miss you Prick - wish you'd post more often. :wink2:

 

[Prick]

I miss you Prick - wish you'd post more often. :wink2:

Witch.

 

[peace]

For peace, a collar to support your neck during all those head shaking smileys.

grazie! :great:

 

[peace]

for transient....Merry Xmas

 

[oldguyzer]

for transient....Merry Xmas

Can I have one too? Please? I'll be a good boy! Sort-of.

 

[papasmerf]

For OG

 

[oldguyzer]

For papa...

 

[papasmerf]

For papa...

Still trying to marry off your younger sister??

 

[HOOKED]

For Transient

 

[Transient]

What are those and how do they work?