Conflicted about which board to use

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LOL

Thanks for the welcome.

Now you are causing an conflict by not coming to my Wedding.....:Crying/:
Go to Bump thread....Now where is the Groom......:grrrrrr:

 

[Jerkthis]

He's with Trans and Guido trying on his tux!

 

[Jesus Quintana]

The board that you should use is the one with the fewest self proclaimed "know it all's".

I'm convinced that some of the people on another board would get into a pissing contest with their reflection for "looking at them the wrong way".

 

[Guido]

The board that you should use is the one with the fewest self proclaimed "know it all's".

I'm convinced that some of the people on another board would get into a pissing contest with their reflection for "looking at them the wrong way".

I bet I can piss farther than you! I'd even spot you a foot and still piss farther than you!

 

[RAWD]

I have a small bladder. I pee a lot

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I bet I can piss farther than you! I'd even spot you a foot and still piss farther than you!

Take the longest piss and I'll compete with a cumshot. I'm feeling rather like I'm Peter North today!

 

[Guido]

Take the longest piss and I'll compete with a cumshot. I'm feeling rather like I'm Peter North today!

No way, I'm not standing next to you as you choke your Jesus!!

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Rats. I was hoping that maybe Ida might help me out....

 

[Jesus Quintana]

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN: Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

 

[SillyGirl]

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN: Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

Jinkies, that could knock a girl right off the bed!

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Or knock a girl up right fast.

 

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Or knock a girl up right fast.

If it was a BJ it would be down her throat before she knows it......

or up her nose........I hate snoring cum......

 

[Cardinal Fang]

If it was a BJ it would be down her throat before she knows it......

or up her nose........I hate snoring cum......

I beg to differ. If that had been a BJ it would have been down her throat and out her ass before she could have coughed.

 

[RAWD]

I beg to differ. If that had been a BJ it would have been down her throat and out her ass before she could have coughed.

Wow. that would presumably be so much more fun than a colonic.

 

[Madman]

Dammit, I'll stand beside you Jesus and put you too shame! The only condition is no sword crossing and not on a windy day!!

 

[Jesus Quintana]

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Wow. that would presumably be so much more fun than a colonic.

I'd just like to point out that I have a wicked comeback for this however it's too early in the morning and I don't want to be sick. :biggrin2:

 

[Bill The Pirate]

If it was a BJ it would be down her throat before she knows it......

or up her nose........I hate snoring cum......

Like an over inflated tire... cheek blowout

 

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Like an over inflated tire... cheek blowout

If he had it between her breast she would get a black eye, or nose bleed.....

 

[Robintheboywonder]

If he had it between her breast she would get a black eye, or nose bleed.....

What do you have that you can put between her breast? Do you have a dick that we should know about?Hmmmmmm