Cutting Edge Airport Security Device

[Maurice Boscorelli]

TEL AVIV, Israel …
The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It’s an armoured booth, that you step into, but it will not X-ray you. However, it will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone. No need for any of that racial profiling crap and it will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials. So… if you’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion you may expect to hear a public service announcement, shortly thereafter : “Attention all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce that a seat has now become available on flight 670 to London.” Shalom!

 

[papasmerf]

:good::good::good::good::good:

 

[Wanker]

Great idea.

 

[User-E]

A brilliant, definitive solution to the problem.

 

[Art Mann]

Wishful thinking, of course.

There is no such security device, but we'd really love to see the solution in action wouldn't we?

Excellent beneficial side effect:
Old farts with pacemakers in their heart would also detonate in the booth, thus saving society thousands in geriatric care.

Unfortunate glitch not covered:
Airport detonator booth allows terrorist number 1 through with half the components of bomb, then lets terrorist number 2 through with other half of bomb components. Bomb gets assembled in plane washroom, which becomes detonation booth ... be careful who you follow into the washroom.

https://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/booth.asp

 

[Bugsbunny]

Ya, but it IS funny.

 

[Art Mann]

Absolutely. That's why we all think it's brilliant and want to see it in action.

 

[God]

You mean airport security men won't be able to frisk the women anymore :slap:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Wishful thinking, of course.

There is no such security device, but we'd really love to see the solution in action wouldn't we?

Excellent beneficial side effect:
Old farts with pacemakers in their heart would also detonate in the booth, thus saving society thousands in geriatric care.

Unfortunate glitch not covered:
Airport detonator booth allows terrorist number 1 through with half the components of bomb, then lets terrorist number 2 through with other half of bomb components. Bomb gets assembled in plane washroom, which becomes detonation booth ... be careful who you follow into the washroom.

https://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/booth.asp

Party pooper,lol.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

You mean airport security men won't be able to frisk the women anymore :slap:

We can poke them with sticks to see if they:

1. Laugh or
2. Explode

 

[DigglerII]

In case you missed it. Only women can frisk a woman now at the airport check ins.

 

[Art Mann]

Really?

Hey, Blissful . . . this could be an interesting part time job :biggrin2:

 

[Beef Jerky]

Really?

Hey, Blissful . . . this could be an interesting part time job :biggrin2:

:biggrin2::biggrin2: Good one.

 

[Prick]

Wishful thinking, of course.

There is no such security device, but we'd really love to see the solution in action wouldn't we?

Excellent beneficial side effect:
Old farts with pacemakers in their heart would also detonate in the booth, thus saving society thousands in geriatric care.

Unfortunate glitch not covered:
Airport detonator booth allows terrorist number 1 through with half the components of bomb, then lets terrorist number 2 through with other half of bomb components. Bomb gets assembled in plane washroom, which becomes detonation booth ... be careful who you follow into the washroom.

https://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/booth.asp

Too bad. I guess women will continue to be harassed.