crackerjack
Reviewer
- Joined
- Dec 21, 2009
- Messages
- 135
And another day down on the farm finds me plowing the back forty in the hot sun with the ole Harley-Farguson. Ended up with some gawd awful distress in the back and butt. Fortunately my lovely RMT; Miss Pap-Shmear, was available for a massage appointment,,,performing a most magnificent job fine tuning the posterior dorsal. Unfortunately for me, all the way back home I had to endure the little porn-monster’s (aka Lil’Head) incessant griping about her favoritism for rubbing down my troublesome be-hind…..but she never paid heed to any of his stiffness. Threatened to circumcise the lil prick and toss away the best part of him if he didn’t quit brooding. Grieves me to admit,,,but after a spirited conversation I relented and begrudgingly followed the little malcontent to the doorstep of our favourite dooger-dunkin’ establishment.
Stepped across the threshold to be greeted by the latest addition to RM’s stable of lovelies. A spinner of sorts who planted a delicious GFE peck on me cheek that made my knees all wobbly. As she led me hand-in-hand with a smile to the naughty room; I savored the sight of her plunging neckline and skirt so short - church folk hereabouts would gasp in horror. With PSE delights dancing in my head,,,felt more excited than a t’weenager ‘bout to get the noodle wet in the back seat of dear dad’s old Dodge.
After some idle chit-chat I dropped the donation and me knickers and high-tailed it into the loo. Took the obligatory shower, scrubbing the naughty bits to a sparkle and back to the room lickety split to find ma cherie pining my spic ‘n span arrival. With saucy aplomb she planted some hard-core LFK on my lips and ssssssllllllloooooowwwwly slipped outta her slinky lil dress. Pushed her back onto the mattress all the while maintaining lip-lock,,,,and with yours truly,,, balls down on top of her. And as the naughty fingers made their lecherous trek to her boobs,,,,,,
Ahem,,,,to her boobs,,,,, her boobs???
JAZZUSSS ON A DONKEY!!! WHERE DID THEY GET TO???!!!
Fumbled ‘bout for those D-cup puppies but they mysteriously vanished. Glancing downwards, the “girls” were obviously in distress,,,,, almost drowning in her armpits. Plucked the “twins” from an early demise and applied some mouth-to-mouth breast defibrillation to her nips and a complimentary digital exam to her (Y). Was only to obvious her lubed response needed some good action. And as Dani groped the boy and cupped his nutty friends,,,,the lad’s vertical expression of a horizontal desire could no longer be ignored. With the boy now proudly wearing his new latex duds I GGGGGGGGGGIVE ‘R. Went at her worse than a bull moose in the rut. Mere moments later,,,, in a sweaty tangle of arms and legs,,,,,lil Bullwinkle upchucked a lively load of baby formulae.
AAAAHHHHHHH.
Ain’t it great to wear a dick?
Gentlemen……….By the Numbers:
Face: 7
An everyday hazel-eyed brunette with bone straight hair off the shoulders. One that would easily slip under the radar. Cannot with all honesty say you would rubber-neck her while whizzing thru the Eaton’s Centre whilst on pecker patrol.
Body: 7
Guesstimating mid 20something; 5’6” and every ounce of 115ish lbs. Cannot pinch an inch on this spinner type body. A chick with strong shapely legs without any hint of “cottage cheese" dimpling of the buns. But,,,,strangely enough,,,, for one of such tender years she has GILFy titties. Much like you would find clinging to a woman twice her age. Sorta reminded me when I was knee high to a grasshopper and accidentally walked in on grandma as she stepped outta the tub (still in therapy over that sight,,,,,but I digress). Pendulous breasts,,,,,,heading for her ankles in a hurry. A pair that seen one to many litter of rugrats hanging off ‘em.
No tats noted but some Alt-Girl bling-bling stapled to her navel was all to evident.
Personality: 8.5
Major GFE right from the get go. Made the lad feel like he was 16 all over again (16 inches that is). The girl has personality plus,,,,a refreshing find to say the least. Engaging, friendly, with a genuine interest in giving a rat’s ass that you enjoy your ill-spent time with her.
Session (GFE/PSE Fun Factor): 7
Not an over the top mind-bending, nut-busting experience to write mother about. Conversely; the boy and I did not encounter an Amityville horror either but without the requisite chemistry/physical attractions it is hard to get past a no hits, no runs, no errors type encounter. Pretty much ordinary. Nice enough girl though,,,, definitely the kind some lucky young fella can take home to meet the folks.
Facilities: 7
Apartment in a convenient downtown high-rise location in our fair city,,,,, within a rock's throw of the "Bitter Way". Was accosted by a tired claustrophobic shower and room,,,, both of which cry out for a little tlc from Martha Stewart or a coat of Sherwin-Williams. Just don't go in with the expectations of a Beverly Hills brothel.
Losses:
$140.00 per hh
Repeat:
Not any time soon. To-Do-List demands the boy and I go places where no fellow hobbiest has been before.
Closing Arguments:
Gawd I luv cleavage. Can’t think of anyone else who luvs cleavage more than me,,,,’cept for my little bosom loving buddy: Lil’Head. Admittedly my shallowness and insatiable boob fetish torpedoed the overall fun factor. After salivating over Dani‘s web pics the boy and I went in with blazing gonad charged sexpectations,,,, blinding the usual mortal sensibilities. All bets were on for a hard bodied super breasted Barbie Doll type that had just stepped outta the bra section of the Sears catalogue. Sweet kid but the lust factor didn't quite make it.
Hmmmm,,,,,,looks like it’s back to the online Blow-Up Doll Dating site for me(sigh!).
Gentlemen, it’s the kid’s inheritance. Be careful out there!
Good day and good farmin’
Stepped across the threshold to be greeted by the latest addition to RM’s stable of lovelies. A spinner of sorts who planted a delicious GFE peck on me cheek that made my knees all wobbly. As she led me hand-in-hand with a smile to the naughty room; I savored the sight of her plunging neckline and skirt so short - church folk hereabouts would gasp in horror. With PSE delights dancing in my head,,,felt more excited than a t’weenager ‘bout to get the noodle wet in the back seat of dear dad’s old Dodge.
After some idle chit-chat I dropped the donation and me knickers and high-tailed it into the loo. Took the obligatory shower, scrubbing the naughty bits to a sparkle and back to the room lickety split to find ma cherie pining my spic ‘n span arrival. With saucy aplomb she planted some hard-core LFK on my lips and ssssssllllllloooooowwwwly slipped outta her slinky lil dress. Pushed her back onto the mattress all the while maintaining lip-lock,,,,and with yours truly,,, balls down on top of her. And as the naughty fingers made their lecherous trek to her boobs,,,,,,
Ahem,,,,to her boobs,,,,, her boobs???
JAZZUSSS ON A DONKEY!!! WHERE DID THEY GET TO???!!!
Fumbled ‘bout for those D-cup puppies but they mysteriously vanished. Glancing downwards, the “girls” were obviously in distress,,,,, almost drowning in her armpits. Plucked the “twins” from an early demise and applied some mouth-to-mouth breast defibrillation to her nips and a complimentary digital exam to her (Y). Was only to obvious her lubed response needed some good action. And as Dani groped the boy and cupped his nutty friends,,,,the lad’s vertical expression of a horizontal desire could no longer be ignored. With the boy now proudly wearing his new latex duds I GGGGGGGGGGIVE ‘R. Went at her worse than a bull moose in the rut. Mere moments later,,,, in a sweaty tangle of arms and legs,,,,,lil Bullwinkle upchucked a lively load of baby formulae.
AAAAHHHHHHH.
Ain’t it great to wear a dick?
Gentlemen……….By the Numbers:
Face: 7
An everyday hazel-eyed brunette with bone straight hair off the shoulders. One that would easily slip under the radar. Cannot with all honesty say you would rubber-neck her while whizzing thru the Eaton’s Centre whilst on pecker patrol.
Body: 7
Guesstimating mid 20something; 5’6” and every ounce of 115ish lbs. Cannot pinch an inch on this spinner type body. A chick with strong shapely legs without any hint of “cottage cheese" dimpling of the buns. But,,,,strangely enough,,,, for one of such tender years she has GILFy titties. Much like you would find clinging to a woman twice her age. Sorta reminded me when I was knee high to a grasshopper and accidentally walked in on grandma as she stepped outta the tub (still in therapy over that sight,,,,,but I digress). Pendulous breasts,,,,,,heading for her ankles in a hurry. A pair that seen one to many litter of rugrats hanging off ‘em.
No tats noted but some Alt-Girl bling-bling stapled to her navel was all to evident.
Personality: 8.5
Major GFE right from the get go. Made the lad feel like he was 16 all over again (16 inches that is). The girl has personality plus,,,,a refreshing find to say the least. Engaging, friendly, with a genuine interest in giving a rat’s ass that you enjoy your ill-spent time with her.
Session (GFE/PSE Fun Factor): 7
Not an over the top mind-bending, nut-busting experience to write mother about. Conversely; the boy and I did not encounter an Amityville horror either but without the requisite chemistry/physical attractions it is hard to get past a no hits, no runs, no errors type encounter. Pretty much ordinary. Nice enough girl though,,,, definitely the kind some lucky young fella can take home to meet the folks.
Facilities: 7
Apartment in a convenient downtown high-rise location in our fair city,,,,, within a rock's throw of the "Bitter Way". Was accosted by a tired claustrophobic shower and room,,,, both of which cry out for a little tlc from Martha Stewart or a coat of Sherwin-Williams. Just don't go in with the expectations of a Beverly Hills brothel.
Losses:
$140.00 per hh
Repeat:
Not any time soon. To-Do-List demands the boy and I go places where no fellow hobbiest has been before.
Closing Arguments:
Gawd I luv cleavage. Can’t think of anyone else who luvs cleavage more than me,,,,’cept for my little bosom loving buddy: Lil’Head. Admittedly my shallowness and insatiable boob fetish torpedoed the overall fun factor. After salivating over Dani‘s web pics the boy and I went in with blazing gonad charged sexpectations,,,, blinding the usual mortal sensibilities. All bets were on for a hard bodied super breasted Barbie Doll type that had just stepped outta the bra section of the Sears catalogue. Sweet kid but the lust factor didn't quite make it.
Hmmmm,,,,,,looks like it’s back to the online Blow-Up Doll Dating site for me(sigh!).
Gentlemen, it’s the kid’s inheritance. Be careful out there!
Good day and good farmin’
Awesome review CJ, been too busy to hobby again but she is in my TDL.
