Made with Love
DATY equals tracing the Alphabet on an unfortunate woman's private parts.
First I start with the English then Hebrew then arabic then Cryllic then Greek then.......
 
I figure I'll go down and flounder until she gets tired and asks me to stop.....But that's me.
 
Jessica Lee said:
do you do Welsh?

I've done one or two! LOL! But only when I was in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
 
SillyGirl said:

A gift for you
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I'm a 2 digit man
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I enjoy a little vocal appreciation when I'm down south munching on some pink taco. Moaning, groaning and a bit of dirty talk is always good.

Unfortunately, I knew a girl once who kept referring to her clit as the "man on the boat". Asking me to lick her man on the boat....was so not sexy.

Just sayin'
 
RAWD said:
Unfortunately, I knew a girl once who kept referring to her clit as the "man on the boat". Asking me to lick her man on the boat....was so not sexy.

Just sayin'

LMFAO!
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Dirty talk is hot when you're between a women's legs. The only problem I've ever had with this and I'm extremely paranoid about it is if a women clamps her legs shut because of the intense feeling. Happened to me once when I completely didn't expect it. Got into a great rhythm and then out of nowhere without warning she lefted her pelvis and slammed her legs together. No word of a lie I was seeing stars for how hard she hit me and she wouldn't let go. To this day I make sure my hands are on each thigh to block to potentail thigh slap.
 
Hmmmm, that I don't mind at all. Nothing like being suffocated in the sweet spot :p

In fact, I had a ladyfriend who loved to bust out this crazy greco-roman wrestling leglock. She would swing her legs around you and pull you in. No hope of escape.
 
RAWD said:
Unfortunately, I knew a girl once who kept referring to her clit as the "man on the boat". . . .


You should have corrected her ... it's "The Girl in the Pink Canoe"

 
What are some of your favorite positions for eating a girl out?

  1. With her on her back, legs spread, and my face between her legs.
  2. 69, though this is a bit harder to concentrate during.
  3. Her sitting on my face, while I'm lying on my back, though the girl's legs might get tired and she might actually decide to sit on my face rather than slightly above it. ;;TimeOut:/

Is it something you actually truly enjoy for yourself?
Yes, as a matter of fact, it's my favourite thing, even more than getting a BJ. My biggest fantasy since being a kid was to play with women's pussies. Being able to lick one is even better.

Do you have a certain style?
I tend to work down to it slowly. I usually start with licks, nibbles and kisses starting with their face, and work my way down to their Y's. By the time I've gotten to near the Y, that's what they are craving for. :yahoo:

What was your first time like?
As far as I can remember, it was great. I have had a few that were fishy later, but I'm pretty sure I loved my first time doing it. I don't get discouraged after a fishy event either, I'm ready to go for another one even after that.

Edit: Do you continue if you look up and see the lady just staring up at the ceiling with a bored look on her face?
Hardly ever happens, they usually like what I'm doing and how I'm doing it. However, I do often have to stop if the girl starts convulsing and she locks her legs around my head, and I can't breathe anymore. :LMAO:
 
I had a girl several years back playing with my hair with one hand and playing with my ear with the other hand. I was licking away when all of a sudden the convulsing started, she yanked up on my hair and pulled my ear so hard I screamed out like a little girl "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

LMAO when I think back at her expression it can't help but start laughing!!
 
Yeah it's not so nice when they grip your head like a bowling ball. I think it's payback for when we play with their nipples like we're trying to tune in a radio station.
 
Cardinal Fang said:
Yeah it's not so nice when they grip your head like a bowling ball. I think it's payback for when we play with their nipples like we're trying to tune in a radio station.

Speak for yourself! I love it when they grab my head.

I fully know what if feels like to have my nipple torn. don't ask me how. just believe me that it hurts like a mofo



Ever been queefed while you're down there munching away?
 
RAWD said:
Ever been queefed while you're down there munching away?

Queefing as in vaginal farting? Or are you just talking about regular farting?

Vaginal farting is odorless, but quite funny when it happens. It's also quite a turn-on because it means I've been pounding her hard enough to build up air inside her vagina. /-Thumbs-up::/
 
RAWD said:
Ever been queefed while you're down there munching away?

I've been known to blow air in while DATY so that when my penis goes in there is a queef.
The feeling of pussy lips flapping against your dink is both erotic and funny.
 
Robintheboywonder said:
I had a girl several years back playing with my hair with one hand and playing with my ear with the other hand. I was licking away when all of a sudden the convulsing started, she yanked up on my hair and pulled my ear so hard I screamed out like a little girl "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

I used to see a Russian amateur dancer (no not a stripper, a real ballerina) who used to squeeze my head so tightly between her legs that my jaws would start to hurt. She was no longer a ballerina at that time, but man she still had the muscles left over, I guess.
 
This thread is hilarious. It's fun to "listen" in on men talking about their take on certain sexual acts.:biggrin2:
 
Linda said:
This thread is hilarious. It's fun to "listen" in on men talking about their take on certain sexual acts.:biggrin2:

How do you like it, Linda? Little tender licks or a rough tongue lashing? Maybe a bit of both? :wink2:
 
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