DATY

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This thread is hilarious. It's fun to "listen" in on men talking about their take on certain sexual acts.:biggrin2:

Babe, there are women too who like to do it with other women.....Are you shaved..
Do you like it as if you are being French Kisse with you lips open the tongue searching
and feeling the movements of the woman what she loves, likes, her moans....Or having her
ride your mouth grinding, in control.....so you should experiment sometime....

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Babe, there are women too who like to do it with other women.....Are you shaved..
Do you like it as if you are being French Kisse with you lips open the tongue searching
and feeling the movements of the woman what she loves, likes, her moans....Or having her
ride your mouth grinding, in control.....so you should experiment sometime....

Don't keep trying to convince Linda to the Dark Side. There are many Jedi here trying to keep her on the straight and narrow.
Or crooked, short but with much girth in my case! LOL!

 

[Blank_Dave]

Me doing DATY sounds something like...

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Linda, I'm a very good licker. I can put Gene Simmons to shame if I roll out my tongue!:wink2:

 

[peace]

Better check with batman first....:biggrin2:

 

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What you guys should be asking is...
Linda do you give Great Head.....Do you Swallow?
Can you take it deep.....if not....You are totally gay and into woman....:wink2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

What you guys should be asking is...
Linda do you give Great Head.....Do you Swallow?
Can you take it deep.....if not....You are totally gay and into woman....:wink2:

Leave it to a Lesbian to speak a straight Man's mind. :biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

Blissful, down girl DOWN. Leave Linda alone and how did you get the muzzle off?

 

[Baz]

Linda, you see how low the conversation has sunk to. Your private parts are openly being discussed, if this is not out of line please tell me what is? Stop the insanity and do as Ida, please stay off this board. I will do the same as a show of our friendship and my support!

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Linda, you see how low the conversation has sunk to. Your private parts are openly being discussed, if this is not out of line please tell me what is? Stop the insanity and do as Ida, please stay off this board. I will do the same as a show of our friendship and my support!

Maybe you should lead by example? Or is this an "As I say not as I do" situation?

Don't worry about people discussing Linda's private parts. We had a discussion about yours too and it was short.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Linda, you see how low the conversation has sunk to.

Actually if I may, I believe we can go a lot lower given some more time.

Your private parts are openly being discussed, if this is not out of line please tell me what is?

*Stares at bazerko*

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behind squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toady with your lousy colour TV set and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastard. Well I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

</English Accent>

Ok....I may have been out of line there in that I assumed you had a colour T.V. Also I think my accent sounded more like Scotish when reading the post aloud.

Stop the insanity and do as Ida, please stay off this board. I will do the same as a show of our friendship and my support!

:biggrin2:

 

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Linda, you see how low the conversation has sunk to. Your private parts are openly being discussed, if this is not out of line please tell me what is? Stop the insanity and do as Ida, please stay off this board. I will do the same as a show of our friendship and my support!

I am just asking a simple question....she does not need to answer.....You must feel left out..

Brent which hand do you use when you jerk off?
Does Ida swallow....I never did, saw a file my Professor showed and when I saw all those
wiggly sperms.....well that was it I SPIT.....I am getting a Tee shirt with that I SPIT....for
the gym....

How do you eat Ida's Garden.......Does she like it soft or rough......Does she ride your face...
Do you like Cowboy or doggie .........Do you 69......Do you pray while you are having sex....

I have more if you like.......I was taught you never learn if you do not ask.......

 

[-b]

Leave it to a Lesbian to speak a straight Man's mind. :biggrin2:

My clit is bigger than what you are hiding under your Robe and Big Cross ....:wink2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

My clit is bigger than what you are hiding under your Robe and Big Cross ....:wink2:

Pics or it's not true!

 

[Dan]

Pics or it's not true!

I second the motion!

 

[SillyGirl]

Excuse me, Cardinal, but I think we also need pics of what's under your robe for comparison. Funky & Music

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Mmmmmmmm goodies!!

 

[Linda]

That makes 3 of us now. Pics or it doesn't exist I believe is the saying!:biggrin2:

 

[SillyGirl]

Let's see the holy sceptre!! :biggrin2:

 

[Guido]

WAIT A MINUTE!! I don't want to see the Cardinal's sceptre!

If the Cardinal whips out his sceptre in public I'm mooning all of you!!