Dear Coffee

[Madman]

Dear Coffee, you flushed out my colon a bit too quickly this morning. :roll:

Thank you but a little too much information!:shocking:

I'm a proud "munga cake" so give me Timmies or nothing!! Double double please!!

 

[a 1 player]

Depends on the coffee. If it good I'll take it black, the crappy stuff I have to add cream and sugar to.

 

[Guido]

Bro bro, you have it wrong. Irish Cream is a la manga cake. It's Espresso with

oh yeah ...I can taste it now!

Please, a long one with a biscotti Milano PLEASE!!!!!

 

[peace]

lol Guido....

ps. Dear Coffee, I am meeting you soon!

 

[Comebackplayer]

McDonalds coffee is the best in the fast food industry by a long shot!

Have never tried it will give it a shot now.

 

[BuzzSaw]

Have never tried it will give it a shot now.

Guess you were deprived as a child?:biggrin:

 

[Magnus]

There is Dear coffe.

 

[PonkPecker]

Another Bump.

 

[Madman]

Another Bump.

What are you bumping- OH sorry I see bump and I get all flustered.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Dear coffee: There is only one way that you should be made and that way is dictated to me by he who I call the coffee nazi.
And we both know that he is right.

 

[Nova5]

Italian espresso is my favourite.

Espresso brewing, with a dark reddish-brown foam, called crema.

 

[Jerkthis]

Italian espresso is my favourite.

Espresso brewing, with a dark reddish-brown foam, called crema.

That looks absolutely delicious.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Dear coffee : I'm glad that I got my shot of you this evening!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Dear coffee,
I luv gulping you down all warm and frothy.
Thanks muchly for calming my butterflies.
I'll have a special surprise for you next time!

 

[Heavyduty]

Dear Coffee:

You are a welcome eye opener every morning.

 

[Shorty]

5 days ago, Broken News Daily
A group of tourists was charged $135 for four coffees in Venice, Italy this week. The group of seven tourists from Rome sat down at Caffe Lavena in the famed St. Mark’s Square, ordered four espressos with shots of Amaro, an Italian liqueur, and enjoyed themselves. When the tourists received the bill for €101, or $135, they were shocked to find espresso was $8 a cup, a shot of Amaro was $11, and they'd been charged another $56 because there was a string quintet playing!




Ask how much it costs in whatever Country dudes.

 

[Wise Guy]

Thank you dark roast espresso.

 

[Beef Jerky]

When did you become so expensive.