Dear Pussy

[PonkPecker]

I love you so much why I eat you at least once a week.

 

[TINY]

Dear pussy:

I like my pussy tiny.

 

[BEER]

I love pussy just as much as beer. It's a 50-50 split.

 

[Buckfifty]

Dear pussy:

I love like you in any color.

 

[Bubba]

Dear pussy:

 

[BANG]

Dear pussy:

My favorite song. Don't need pussy when I listen to it.

 

[Italiana]

LMAO great post guys too funny .

 

[God]

God loves all pussy.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I'm suffering emotional issues due to my dual feelings about pussy.
My mouth likes to lick it and kiss it and make it feel better.
My cock wants to pound the beejesus out of it and spit at it.

 

[smash]

Dear pussy:

I love you and all but sometimes you could use a breath mint:sorry:

 

[PussyScientist]

Dear Pussy:

Love ya.

 

[-b]

When I am full of passion
When I feel the need to play
When I want the security
Sweet pussy you are there

I snuggle down on you
I feel the heat that cums from you
I taste your nectar, your juices
Sweet pussy you are there

My hands love to feel you
My tongue loves to lick you
My lips just loves to kiss you
Sweet pussy you are there....:anangel:

 

[Wise Guy]

Dear pussy, well how much can I say I depend on you?.

 

[peace]

Dear pussy,

why each time I see you, you are always sweating? Meanwhile you are often thirsty when someone mentions "The Technique."

 

[Prick]

Dear pussy, well how much can I say I depend on you?.

Always deny.

 

[bobistheowl]

I love you so much why I eat you at least once a week.

What about Moose, Elk, Caribou, and Reindeer pussy? Do you eat those, too?

Do they taste better in heat, or not?

Don't they kick you in the head, when you do that?

Do you wear a helmet for that, immobilize the back legs, or eat from below, with your arms wrapped around the deer's waist, like in Predator, when Arnold as Dutch was hanging on to the bottom of the bridge, while the Predator walked on top?

Jean-Claude Van Damme was originally cast as the predator, but per Wikipedia:

"Van Damme constantly complained about the monster suit being too hot, causing him to pass out. He also had allegedly voiced his reservations on numerous occasions regarding the fact he would not be appearing on camera without the suit."

I always thought that guy probably takes in the colon.

 

[bobistheowl]

Dear pussy,

why each time I see you, you are always sweating? Meanwhile you are often thirsty when someone mentions "The Technique."

peace, none of you guys will ever learn "The Technique". It's not happening. The only way you would ever find out, other than if you figured it out on your own, like I did, is if I showed an Escort how the prep is done, AND that same Escort wanted you to know.

What are the chances of that happening? Well, ask yourself this. If you were a working girl frequently having sex multiple times per day, Would you like it if EVERY guy could last as long as HE wanted to, or would you prefer it as is, where most of the guys pay for tail because they ejaculate prematurely, or after minimal friction?

If you were going to make the same amount of money, would you prefer to be banged for a combined total of half an hour in a day, or for four hours, per day?

Would you feel enthusiastic about your job, if you grossed six or seven cents from each penile thrust?

The problem isn't with telling you. It's with anyone you'd tell, and whom they would tell. You can't send a cease and desist e-mail, telling guys to stop using "The Technique". As long as I'm the only guy who knows it, the secret is safe, and the ladies would have only themselves to blame, if the secret reaches the riff raff demographic, in addition to you.

Plainly put, I don't want you to be able to fuck for as long as I can, because if you did, I might have to do the abs challenge, to be competitive. If you get laid, I don't experience part of your orgasm; that's chick stuff.

If you are meant to know "The Technique", you'll figure it out for yourself. It doesn't help me, if you start to fuck better than you do now.

This is the Internet, so you could just say you do, with a happy emoticon, and people's avatars would believe you, even if the people who type the text do not.

 

[papasmerf]

And now back to the topic of this tread

 

[peace]

:no:

 

[papasmerf]

:no:

Well at least you know what you want.