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Dear Pussy

bobistheowl said:
peace, none of you guys will ever learn "The Technique". It's not happening. The only way you would ever find out, other than if you figured it out on your own, like I did, is if I showed an Escort how the prep is done, AND that same Escort wanted you to know.

What are the chances of that happening? Well, ask yourself this. If you were a working girl frequently having sex multiple times per day, Would you like it if EVERY guy could last as long as HE wanted to, or would you prefer it as is, where most of the guys pay for tail because they ejaculate prematurely, or after minimal friction?

If you were going to make the same amount of money, would you prefer to be banged for a combined total of half an hour in a day, or for four hours, per day?

Would you feel enthusiastic about your job, if you grossed six or seven cents from each penile thrust?

The problem isn't with telling you. It's with anyone you'd tell, and whom they would tell. You can't send a cease and desist e-mail, telling guys to stop using "The Technique". As long as I'm the only guy who knows it, the secret is safe, and the ladies would have only themselves to blame, if the secret reaches the riff raff demographic, in addition to you.

Plainly put, I don't want you to be able to fuck for as long as I can, because if you did, I might have to do the abs challenge, to be competitive. If you get laid, I don't experience part of your orgasm; that's chick stuff.

If you are meant to know "The Technique", you'll figure it out for yourself. It doesn't help me, if you start to fuck better than you do now.

This is the Internet, so you could just say you do, with a happy emoticon, and people's avatars would believe you, even if the people who type the text do not.

One question though ... Does your "technique" work on ALL women you meet?

For me, I'm glad im able to last as long as I want to as in my younger days, with a tiny fraction of friction, I would explode. However, it is also about sexual chemistry between 2 people. Psychologically, when there is no or very few connection, my brain is wired to get it done ASAP. If chemistry is great, I'm going to try to enjoy it as long as I want. Secondly, many women are different. I would have to adjust "the technique" to ensure each woman is sexually satisfied. If I was using the same technique on all women, many of them including myself would be disappointed.

in case you, HUBGFE members, are wondering, I do NOT have any "TECHNIQUE " as I just go with the flow and try to find what works between the woman and moi. One thing for sure, I avoid MADMAN's " Technique" like a plague.
 
peace said:
One question though ... Does your "technique" work on ALL women you meet?

For me, I'm glad im able to last as long as I want to as in my younger days, with a tiny fraction of friction, I would explode. However, it is also about sexual chemistry between 2 people. Psychologically, when there is no or very few connection, my brain is wired to get it done ASAP. If chemistry is great, I'm going to try to enjoy it as long as I want. Secondly, many women are different. I would have to adjust "the technique" to ensure each woman is sexually satisfied. If I was using the same technique on all women, many of them including myself would be disappointed.

in case you, HUBGFE members, are wondering, I do NOT have any "TECHNIQUE " as I just go with the flow and try to find what works between the woman and moi. One thing for sure, I avoid MADMAN's " Technique" like a plague.

peace, "The Technique" is 100% a physical thing a guy can do to determine how long he's going to fuck, before he starts. Ideally, he negotiates with the woman, to find out how long she wants to be fucked, and he adjusts his preparation, to accommodate her.

Some women wouldn't want intercourse to last for more than, say fifteen minutes. Beyond that, it would cease to be pleasurable to them. Another woman might want to be banged for an hour straight, (but not all the time), and might find few men capable of meeting that need.

What a woman wouldn't want is to be banged for an hour, because the guy wants that, but she only wants fifteen minutes, tops.

You know from experience that some women would be happy to have a man eat their pussy all day long, and experience a series of orgasms, until his mouth gets too tired. Other women get very sensitive after reaching orgasm from oral, and they want you to stop, because the pleasure is too intense.

It's the same with a guy, after he comes. If you were getting a blowjob, and you came, you wouldn't necessarily want to continue to be blown, for as long as the woman wanted to blow you. That's like the traveling salesman joke, where he sticks his dick through the third hole in the barn wall, and it's attached to a milking machine.

Every guy has heard that joke. In fact, there was even a musical version of that joke, on the second episode of season one of HBO's Mr Show with Bob of David, originally broadcast November 10, 1995. Jack Black was the guest star, as the farmer. You already knew that, but some of the younger guys have never even heard of Mr Show with Bob and David, and that's part of the reason they think lame stuff and emoticons are funny.

If you're not a digital video collector like I am, you might not have seen this in almost twenty years, so here's a chance to see it again:



Some of the sketches in some episodes were too weird for me to appreciate, but certain episodes, like Oh, You Men and Rudy will Await Your Foundation still have me in stitches, after seeing them thirty times.

I think the ladies would really enjoy the It's Insane, This Guy's Taint sketch, from Season 4, episode 6, (originally aired November 30, 1998).

If you like Mr Show with Bob and David, most of the thirty episodes are on YouTube, either in full episode, or sketch clips.

I'll put a link to It's Insane, This Guy's Taint in my next post, and a list of the all time best Mr Show sketches, by name, and people can find them on YouTube, if they like that kind of stuff.

Bob and David are Bob Odenkirk from The Ben Stiller Show and Breaking Bad, and David is David Cross, from Arrested Development, as Tobias Fünke, the 'never nude', Men in Black I and II, as Newton, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, as Todd, and the infamous Horse Apples episode of Wonder Showzen, that's so funny, it offends me, and that takes some doing, from a TV show.

I honestly cannot not laugh, when David Cross is on a roll.

I'll bet some of the guys here have never even seen an episode of The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, and some other guys have never even heard of the show. It's their loss, that was funny shit.

It's too bad they only made the twelve episodes in 2010-2012, but it is coming back for a third season, this year. I just saw that on the Wikipedia page moments ago.
 
It's Insane, This Guy's Taint:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mr._Show_episodes

Best Mr Show sketches:

Ronnie Dobbs
Imminent Death Syndrome
Shampoo
Crazy Religious Beliefs
Medieval Science Film
Independent Nation Games
Mom and Dad Porn Shop
Ad Awards
Jeepers Creepers
Cock Ring Warehouse
Bob Lamonta
Ventriloquists
The Hanged Man
DeLongpre Dannon Show
Television TV
Lie Detector
Druggachusettes
Audition
Prenatal Pageant
The Burgundy Loaf

Those were my favorites.
 
bobistheowl said:
peace, "The Technique" is 100% a physical thing a guy can do to determine how long he's going to fuck, before he starts. Ideally, he negotiates with the woman, to find out how long she wants to be fucked, and he adjusts his preparation, to accommodate her.

Some women wouldn't want intercourse to last for more than, say fifteen minutes. Beyond that, it would cease to be pleasurable to them. Another woman might want to be banged for an hour straight, (but not all the time), and might find few men capable of meeting that need.

What a woman wouldn't want is to be banged for an hour, because the guy wants that, but she only wants fifteen minutes, tops.

You know from experience that some women would be happy to have a man eat their pussy all day long, and experience a series of orgasms, until his mouth gets too tired. Other women get very sensitive after reaching orgasm from oral, and they want you to stop, because the pleasure is too intense.

It's the same with a guy, after he comes. If you were getting a blowjob, and you came, you wouldn't necessarily want to continue to be blown, for as long as the woman wanted to blow you. That's like the traveling salesman joke, where he sticks his dick through the third hole in the barn wall, and it's attached to a milking machine.
Thanks Bito. I remember dating this woman who would cum in less than 5 minutes and then passed out. She would be a perfect candidate for a someone who loves a quickie or dealing with premature ejaculation. :) I guess it depends on the individual s needs. Chemistry is also important. Without it, I doubt any "technique" would succeed.
 
peace said:
...Chemistry is also important. Without it, I doubt any "technique" would succeed.

No, you're completely wrong. "The technique" works for jerking off, too. It has nothing to do with chemistry.

I can't see any reason why any guy who can get it up, without 'chemistry', shouldn't be able to do it, too, if they knew what to do. I just won't tell them. Nobody told me, I had to figure it out, and nothing prevents any guy from discovering it on his own. If he did that, I'd hope he would keep the secret.

If a famous movie star was in town, and you knew her, and she was horny, and she gave you the phone number of her hotel, would you keep that information to yourself, or share it with everybody?

I didn't last longer than an average guy before I figured this out, by accident, when I was almost 50 years old.
 
bobistheowl said:
No, you're completely wrong. "The technique" works for jerking off, too. It has nothing to do with chemistry.

I can't see any reason why any guy who can get it up, without 'chemistry', shouldn't be able to do it, too, if they knew what to do. I just won't tell them. Nobody told me, I had to figure it out, and nothing prevents any guy from discovering it on his own. If he did that, I'd hope he would keep the secret.

If a famous movie star was in town, and you knew her, and she was horny, and she gave you the phone number of her hotel, would you keep that information to yourself, or share it with everybody?

I didn't last longer than an average guy before I figured this out, by accident, when I was almost 50 years old.
Bob,

Even with your Technique, I doubt it would work for most men.
 
A bit too extreme?
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