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Does anyone shave with a straight razor?

RAWD said:
I think I need to reconsider my retirement plans. Maybe I should just pack up it up and move to Nam.

That's my retirement plan...I can easily live on $1K a month in style there.
 
oldguyzer said:
That's my retirement plan...I can easily live on $1K a month in style there.


Tell me that I can golf, get laid and get a straight blade shave for $1K a month and I'm there.
 
RAWD said:
Tell me that I can golf, get laid and get a straight blade shave for $1K a month and I'm there.

You could in the Dominican if you know where to live.
 
My father taught me to use a straight blade. Sadly, I started shaving at 12 because I had patchy burn and cheeks and my father sent me into the beer store to see if I could served. I did. He was pissed! I walked a 24 home about 100 yards he was mowing the lawn saw me coming and shook his head in disgust. Then, he told my mother ( who was not impressed) and my dad and I had our first beer together-it was Labatt's 50 gross! Then my father took me back to beer store and asked for the manager, who got an ear full.

Anyway, I use a straight blade whenever I can; it's a better shave. When travelling a razor. I use the clippers to shave my head and my nuts! When I want to have a clean head and get my back shaved, I go to the stylist.

FYI, I have had 9 SPs shave my face with a razor, very erotic.
 
HOF said:
My father taught me to use a straight blade. Sadly, I started shaving at 12 because I had patchy burn and cheeks and my father sent me into the beer store to see if I could served. I did. He was pissed! I walked a 24 home about 100 yards he was mowing the lawn saw me coming and shook his head in disgust. Then, he told my mother ( who was not impressed) and my dad and I had our first beer together-it was Labatt's 50 gross! Then my father took me back to beer store and asked for the manager, who got an ear full.

Anyway, I use a straight blade whenever I can; it's a better shave. When travelling a razor. I use the clippers to shave my head and my nuts! When I want to have a clean head and get my back shaved, I go to the stylist.

FYI, I have had 9 SPs shave my face with a razor, very erotic.

I would pay to see Analise, Blissful or Reverse to shave your nut sack with a blade.

Your choice of lady, my dime!:LMAO:

ps. I know you're not an SP blissful but come on, you can make an exception once can't you?:Praying:
 
At least least you didn't say Annabelle, Honeybee or Vicki!

1. I would choose Blissful because she would take her time, be patient and concerned not to slip. However, if she's having a bad day, I'd be fucked! So forgettaboutit!

2. I would choose Reverse but nobody has seen or met her, so that could be risky.

3. Would be Annelise because I already met her. I'd be concerned she'd go feminist on me. Pass.

Melanie, Barbara, Linda and possibly Ida would be considered.

Whoever does get the job must perform the taste tests on the head, sack and butthole!
 
oldguyzer said:
That happens upstairs after the massage....it's a two to three hour affair at places like that. You start with a shoulder and face massage in the barber chair (30 minutes), a hair cut and shave (from a real barber, not one of the girls), followed by a facial and hair wash (30 minutes) then upstairs for a one hour massage (really good one, too, plus...) then back for another shoulder/face massage (30 minutes). Total cost: $10 plus tip. I go every day :SayWhat?:

Geez, if you are going to a barber every day, no wonder you are bald :) I thought they taught cause and effect at med school? ? !!
 
Well, I went every day but the barber himself was necessary only every fortnight. However, I felt a daily moral duty to support the ladies at the Le Duyen II salon and help them save up for their futures. Noble, yes, but I serve humbly...
 
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