Don't Know How You Guys Do It

[blissful]

Ok it was my first Lap dance and I was learning the rules. OMFG how can you not kisses and touch. It to F***King Frustrating. We went to Brass Rail we usually go up stairs but we only had an hour. Well I saw Princess and she was a Princess. Teaching what I can and can not do. I can not kiss:no: I can touch her all over but not where it counts:no: Don't get me wrong I would have stay for the hour but Brash saw the frustration on my face and was phoning agencies. Damn no one answered.

So how do you guys do it? I wanted to jump her right there. She was very nice with a smile to kill for,Damn I am sure I could have taken the Bouncer. Next Escort I want my own private dance.:666:

 

[Old Timer]

You need balls to get blue balls. Maybe that was missing :slap:.

Seriously, many have stopped going to SC for the same reasons you have said.

Power goes to the SP :great:.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Well, for me, I learned my lesson 28 yrs ago! :shock:

I was 18, and my first time in a strip joint. This was back in the days of $5 table dances- and there was no such thing as a lap dance or touching of any kind. So this terminally cute dancer with an extremely well toned body comes up to me and starts chatting me up... the inevitable question comes and of course I say yes, please DO dance for me! Well, I wasn't aware of the no touch rule, and this girl waves her perfect ass a few millimeters from my face- I could smell her perfectly perfumed nether regions and I just stuck my tongue out and licked her ass cheek! In one smooth motion she stood up & turned around as her hand came out & caught the side of my face square on MY cheek! LOL :slap:

In a flash the bouncer was standing over me,"Is there a problem here?!" Well the dancer saw by the look of complete bewilderment on my face , and she took pity and said to the bouncer, "Um that was actually my fault, I accidentally touched his face when I bent over." "Don't let it happen again?" he replied and went away.

The girl looked at me and said, first time for a table dance? Yep! How'd ya know? :???: LOL She then proceded to apologize for hitting me, and explained the rules!

From that moment, I never touched a dancer again until I was given permission! Of course the rules have changed a lot since then as well.

 

[thetank]

I stopped going to dancers a long time ago. Complete waste of money in my opinion!! $20.00 for about 4 minutes and I can't touch, lick, or suck the important parts??? For a mere $250 I can spend an enjoyable hour with a true beauty.

Alternately, for a $350 000.00 house and a couple cars I can fuck Mrs. Tank Don't tell her I said that, OK??

thetank

 

[Auggie]

Strip clubs will always have a place for me.
I still like the tease, when I get aroused it doesn't mean I have to cum.

There are clubs where you can get much more, blissful - but that's a secret for us guys. :666:

 

[Chunky]

Alternately, for a $350 000.00 house and a couple cars I can fuck Mrs. Tank Don't tell her I said that, OK??

thetank

Escorts are much cheaper and based on your reviews Ms. Tank reads this board. I do offer body guard services for a mere $350.00 an hour, you are going to need it.

 

[Mrs. Tank]

Alternately, for a $350 000.00 house and a couple cars I can fuck Mrs. Tank Don't tell her I said that, OK??

thetank[/QUOTE]


NICE!!!!!!:no:

 

[Mrs. Tank]

Strip clubs will always have a place for me.
I still like the tease, when I get aroused it doesn't mean I have to cum.

There are clubs where you can get much more, blissful - but that's a secret for us guys. :666:

If we are on the boards, not much is a secret.

 

[blissful]

Strip clubs will always have a place for me.
I still like the tease, when I get aroused it doesn't mean I have to cum.

There are clubs where you can get much more, blissful - but that's a secret for us guys.

I know where to go to and it is not a secret.
I am a touchy, feelly person, damn I can't wait for this weekend.:666:

I know I will have my own private show next time with no limits.:666:

 

[Fullthrottle]

Which handle is your other half?

 

[blissful]

Which handle is your other half?

Brash, Why?

 

[SillyGirl]

I still like the tease, when I get aroused it doesn't mean I have to cum.

+1. I love a good tease. :bad:

 

[blissful]

+1. I love a good tease. :bad:

Would you like me to tease you verbally?:666::666:
Ok I know.:slap:

 

[thetank]

Alternately, for a $350 000.00 house and a couple cars I can fuck Mrs. Tank Don't tell her I said that, OK??

thetank

NICE!!!!!!:no:[/QUOTE]

That is funny shit!!!

thetank

 

[LickingGravity]

Strip clubs....not for me. Is this not like a woman touring a chocolate factory and not being able to sample? Or a Jimmy Choo warehouse and not being able to try on.

 

[Cycleguy007]

The appeal for me now is different than it used to be...

Now I bring the Mrs. and she really gets off on the tease aspect, and that "sorta" does it for me! LOL

 

[COPYCRAIGS.COM]

Hit the 401 direction Montreal

Hit the 401 direction Montreal

There are a few off the hwy strip clubs that will leave you smiling for years.:he:

 

[Chunky]

There are a few off the hwy strip clubs that will leave you smiling for years.:he:

You are right on brother, Montreal strip clubs are the bomb!! I have had some great times, cheaper and more open minded.

 

[blissful]

I think it time for a trip to Montreal again but for a different reason :he:, part french myself. Maybe just this time a few Women friends.:great: